Her birthday is gonna suck

r/tophiachutiktok • by ThereIsNoGibson •

She’s gonna get on live and cry cause no one sent her any Amazon wishlist gifts just like Christmas & sit in the motel room all day cause she’s scared to step foot out the door cause she’s so paranoid. All kinds of places give out birthday freebies and treats but she has no car or drivers license to take herself to get the goodies. No money to buy herself a little gift or go to the nail salon even to spoil herself a little. No friends to go spend it with or do anything for her. A lot of ladies go on a girls trip for their 30th but she has no friends or even 2 quarters to rub together to take herself even down the street. And she always says we’re all jealous of her lol. 🤭

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  1. gamerwubs Share • 68

    Holy shit I forgot she's turning 30. She can't even afford to get a taco bell doordash, poor thing. Can't wait for her live tonight lol

  2. Remarkable_Ad_112 Share • 42

    Wait her screaming and crying on stationhead was because no one got her gift cards ? You’re joking 😭😭😭

    1. ThereIsNoGibson Share • 32

      I can’t remember if it was on her live or ig stories or the station head but she was crying cause she couldn’t have a normal Christmas & cause no one got her presents off Amazon.

      1. Remarkable_Ad_112 Share • 27

        At her grown age ?????? Dude … I get less Christmas presents now that’s a normal adult thing in general 😭😭😭 also we got our own relatives .. we have jobs and with that money get it for our own fucking families?!!?!

        1. ThereIsNoGibson Share • 9

          Yep! I can’t find it on tiktok but if you type Tophia crying over Christmas gifts there’s a video of mamachu defending her over it.

          1. Remarkable_Ad_112 Share • 7

            Thank you !

  3. anonymousx97 Share • 30

    Reminds me of my last birthday that fell on a Sunday and I worked…. I still wasn’t miserable like tophia Hope this special 30th one sucks for you tophia ❤️ you deserve it!!

    1. Ih8whitemurata Share • 10

      I can’t wait so I can call her old ❤️

    2. hexagontrapezoid Share • 2

      the comedic timing in this works while reading it which is rare and beautiful. made me piss my pants giggling😍

  4. Ih8whitemurata Share • 21

    On top of that she is probably going to be sad she’s turning 30 ☠️

  5. Sammy_Saw_Shank Share • 12

    Bro, when I didn’t get that much for my birthday from family and friends, I went out and treated myself because I have a fucking job…, like last year I ordered myself a nice steak and got myself a PS5….

  6. day_runner20 Share • 8

    Last year she got someone to cash app her money for a small cake. She didn’t even share with Marie! Licked the damn container it came in. She so damn greedy with food it’s sad.

  7. MeanStatistician1250 Share • 5

    My birthday was about a week ago now and I hung out with my gf all day, came home and ate cake/got dinner w my family 🤭❤️ welcome to your dirty thirties ToeFeeler

  8. Few_Wave_1115 Share • 4

    One of her brain rotting supports will definitely buy her something 🙄I can feel it in my bones.

  9. NoDot7856 Share • -6

    Tophia should have a party and invite all of us. (18+ tophia ) Let Mamachu make tacos, someone bring plates , I’ll bring cupcakes 🧁

    1. day_runner20 Share • 6

      She doesn’t deserve SHIT!