I kin Patrick Bateman and that’s why I could never be like tophia

r/tophiachutiktok • by Ok-Tradition-611 • Jun 7, 2024 3:08 pm

I’m 30f and unlike tophia I’m not obsessed with kpop ( I like like 2 groups)

I mostly like metal, ice nine kills to be specific. My favorite song being hip to be scared. It made me look more into American psycho and besides his mental issues I strive to achieve the level of self care and success Patrick Bateman has, something tophia can’t achieve.

*face/ skincare*: I’ve taken vitamins for my skin and nails for 3 and a half years. Only water I can stand drinking *NEEDS* to be ice cold because it helps with the elasticity of skin, I double, sometimes triple cleanse my face, once again with cold water. I shave with shaving oil, not cream- my underarms must be void of hair and if I don’t have a manual razor on hand I will use electric. I don’t double expholiate because that causes inflammation. i shower every day, solid, alluminum free deoderant over spray and a light, subtle perfume like black opal

*teeth*: I will admit my teeth suck because of stomach issues and past depression but I’m planning on getting vaneers. but i brush 2 minutes 3x a day, im setting up a guru nanda oil pulling routine and im scheduling my upcoming cleaning this monday.

*hair*: i dont remember the last time ive used heat on my hair (probably before the last concert i went to) i condition the ends of my hair, shampoo twice a week.

*stress*: FUCKING meditation. It works.

*motivation*: treat myself to something SMALL every two months (broadway show last March, replenishing my beauty routine slowly this month)

*calorie intake*: 1,200 daily.

I also enjoy art, HELPING my family and my hobbies.

Archived Comments

neko_time • Jun 7, 2024 3:36 pm Share • 23

Is this a shitpost 💀
1. Ok-Tradition-611 • Jun 7, 2024 3:58 pm Share • -3
  
  Nope absolutely not
2. Ok-Tradition-611 • Jun 7, 2024 4:01 pm Share • -9
  
  ![gif](giphy|fuL25GIokxHoBHZdvi|downsized)
  
  You get one body and I plan on taking care of mine to the last detail. Someone like tophia needs to be ashamed of herself.
  1. neko_time • Jun 7, 2024 4:05 pm Share • 9
    
    You gotta kill someone to really lock in the kinning
    1. Ok-Tradition-611 • Jun 7, 2024 4:08 pm Share • -4
      
      No I think it’s more about the confidence, not narcissism- MOTIVATION based confidence. I can do the shit and I intend on putting in the work to do it.
      1. neko_time • Jun 7, 2024 4:16 pm Share • 2
        
        Godspeed. Also get the cinnamon guru nanda it tastes better
        
        Ok-Tradition-611 • Jun 7, 2024 4:18 pm Share • 1
        
        The cinnamon guru nanda, is that alcohol free? I also plan on swapping my sonic care for the butter on gums toothbrush.
        
        neko_time • Jun 7, 2024 4:19 pm Share • 1
        
        I’m looking at my bottle rn and there’s no alcohol in the ingredient list
Individual-Hat2334 • Jun 8, 2024 12:29 am Share • 2

Brother eeeuugh
AccomplishedArt8051 • Jun 7, 2024 3:23 pm Share • 1

(When it comes to your fitness) jumping rope is probably the one thing I can NOT do continuously. Maybe a good minute or two and I’m DONE and I work out religiously. Mostly weight lifting. so major props to you OP that shit is hard. Maybe you need to show tophia 😂😂
1. Ok-Tradition-611 • Jun 7, 2024 3:59 pm Share • 2
  
  Every jump is a fifth of a calorie so I’m burning a bit more than I eat
  1. AccomplishedArt8051 • Jun 7, 2024 4:02 pm Share • 1
    
    Not sure what your goals when it comes to your health and fitness are but I hope you meet them!!! I’ve been in a calorie deficit for a few weeks and truly it SUCKS 😂
    1. Ok-Tradition-611 • Jun 7, 2024 4:06 pm Share • 1
      
      I’d like to get more toned than I am. It’s not muscle I’m looking for. Yeah muscle is appealing but I’d like the toned fit look better.
      
      My skin routine switches up a lot. I started out with cerave (bad I know) but I’d like to look into k-beauty and k-skin products. A lot of retinol and more importantly DRINKING AND SOMETIMES BATHING IN COLD WATER. I’m 30 I’d enjoy looking that way not 80 like tophia.
      1. AccomplishedArt8051 • Jun 7, 2024 4:08 pm Share • 1
        
        Wait. I use CeraVe !! The foaming cleanser, their moisturizer and the SPF. I need to do some research because I didn’t know it was not great!!!
        
        Ok-Tradition-611 • Jun 7, 2024 4:09 pm Share • 2
        
        It’s fine, but I like the products that fit more of a double cleanse and cereve irritates me, my skin barrier isn’t fucked but it can sometimes cause ME inflammation.
        
        Ok-Tradition-611 • Jun 7, 2024 4:10 pm Share • 2
        
        Probably because I follow up with retinol.
        
        AccomplishedArt8051 • Jun 7, 2024 4:13 pm Share • 2
        
        This is so off topic from your post but do you wear makeup?? For a good double cleansing I use the elf makeup removal balm and sometimes depending on what I’m wearing I’ll use micellar water as well along with my foaming cleanser. I’ve been told that k-skin products are very gentle!! Luckily for me I don’t have problem skin lol I feel like I can use a bleach wipe with no issues if I wanted to😂😂😂
VaushbatukamOnSteven • Jun 7, 2024 6:15 pm Share • 1

> I jump rope for 25 minutes a day, walk and CLEAN (cleaning can burn calories)

Where’s the weightlifting brah
1. Ok-Tradition-611 • Jun 7, 2024 6:24 pm Share • 1
  
  Like I said I’d rather go for fit not muscle