She wants a Jeep

r/tophiachutiktok • by NoBlueberry7457 •

I’m truly at a loss of words lmao this just really convinces me she’s not there mentally. How are you 30 years old and you have no real clue of how much cars cost? Like… I kinda feel bad because you genuinely have to be yearsssssss (maybe even decades in her case) behind mentally to not know basic info like this. She’s like “im gunna get a jeep” but at the same time “there’s another car I want but it’s $10k and I know I’ll never save $10k” … babygirl. By jeep do you mean an old run down jeep that has 200k miles on it, mismatched body color, and a bad transmission? That’s the only car you’ll find under 10k lmao, the most basic and cheap car starts around $20k…. I just… I can’t lol AND she still says she will buy a house. If you can’t save $10k for a car, how on earth will you buy a house? You need at least 10% down to buy a house, median price is $500k… do the math babe please

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  1. FewAmbassador7826 Share • 79

    Lmao she’s gonna get whatever shitbox, brotherchu hands her down😂. IF she gets lucky.

  2. luvx1ashrr Share • 58

    100% does not have a drivers license, did not take or pass drivers education, jeeps are like $40k - $100k (i personally don’t know) money which she definitely does not have

    she’s gonna crash and fuck it up the first day she gets one (which is never)

    1. AveryNicoleMyers Share • 26

      the ones that are 10k are from like 2008 with 150k+ miles on them 😭

      1. Cumonme24 Share • 12

        maybe a jeep patriot and we all know she means a wrangler it aint no wrangler for 10k

  3. gamerwubs Share • 42

    They're literally driving around in a GARBAGE barely legal car, with trash bag windows... sure babe. Tophia you are not gonna get a car note with your Financials. Or you'll get a new car with a 20% interest that you won't be able to pay for, and then you'll have an eviction and a repossession on ur credit... 🤩 slay girly

    1. FewAmbassador7826 Share • 20

      Isn’t brotherchu using a Better Call Saul novelty license plate as an actual license plate😭

  4. No_Strawberry5093 Share • 36

    She definitely not talking about no wrangler.

  5. OkAttitude9745 Share • 25

    She can’t even afford a chipotle bowl… how is she gonna get a jeep???

  6. 0Abaltz Share • 24

    10,000 for a car is cheap. 😭

  7. 204rika Share • 23

    She can do sooo much if she wanted to but never does 🤣

  8. ResearchTop4017 Share • 17

    she doesn’t even have a drivers license 😭

  9. PoutyKhyla Share • 16

    i want to know why she thinks we believe her? If she has all this money why are you living in a motel? Why are you buying jewelry off Temu?

    1. Dry_Animator9970 Share • 9

      I understand living modestly but she need a reality check because she’s broke broke 😂😂. She knows nothing. She thinks she can just pay straight out for everything without paying anyone back but that’s not the real world. Even celebrities have to pay people ,yet she thinks she’s above it all.

    2. texaspoontapppaa Share • 6

      She thinks we believe her because she believes it. She has no idea how the world works, cars are so expensive right now.

      1. Dry_Animator9970 Share • 2

        Especially now post covid not to mention she has to go to driving school that’s another couple hundred she doesn’t have at her disposal.

  10. sourspyder Share • 14

    she couldn't afford to rent a jeep for a week 💀

  11. deadlyrexy Share • 13

    Why doesn’t she just ask brotherchu to steal a car for her like he usually does for himself

  12. TophiaCoochieLice Share • 11

    Does she even have a license?

  13. anonymousx97 Share • 10

    With what license tubby? You can’t afford shit

  14. Queensince1996 Share • 10

    Me with my 2017 Kia forte5 paying 15,000 😩

    1. Nadia_LaMariposa Share • 8

      I got a 2018 Hyundai sonata in 2018 for 25,000 I believe. Was my first new car, but it wasn't exciting. It will finally be paid off after this year...😭

      1. Huge_Assumption_5952 Share • 7

        I got a brand new 2019 Nissan rogue back in 2019 and mine is finally paid off next year lol I’ve swore to myself I’ll never get a brand new car again unless I have to cause these payments are not it. Congratulations on being so close to paying it off, it’s def not easy

        1. Nadia_LaMariposa Share • 3

          😭 As long as it still works, no need for a new one! I'm driving this thing until the wheels literally fall off! I'm going to make it my business to make this car last well into 2040!

          1. Huge_Assumption_5952 Share • 5

            I agree! I stay on top of all of my maintenance and I’ve always been someone that procrastinates so I’m serious lmao

      2. Queensince1996 Share • 6

        Congrats bestie you did that!

  15. Lunar022 Share • 10

    that damn smirk

  16. Responsible_Emu_5228 Share • 9

    maybe she can afford the jeeps you see at the mall for children 😭

  17. Specialist_Post_1248 Share • 7

    I was gonna make a post about this earlier but it's more fitting as a comment. A lot of these recent posts/livestreams I've noticed how fucking LOUD Tophia's house is. Like there's music always on in the background, sometimes music AND the TV going at the same time. That paired with Tophia's yapping and Mamachu's sounds of suffering. It makes some of these clips so hard to focus on, idk how Tophia can just ignore it

    1. Huge_Assumption_5952 Share • 4

      Idk, I get overstimulated very easily with noises where I have to literally leave the room and go to a quiet dark room for a bit to steady myself. I have no clue how she handles that

    2. Select_Medium5147 Share • 3

      I could never live with all that noise I’d end up having bad anxiety and crying

  18. Ill-Independence8754 Share • 6

    I’ve never seen anyone look worse with make up.

  19. queenofdoittomorrow Share • 6

    She doesn’t know what a car note is, down payment, or interest rate is for a car. She’ll also be surprised that you have to pay to renew your registration every year. Which makes sense because all she knows is from her brother who drives stolen cars and drives them unregistered

  20. Huge_Assumption_5952 Share • 6

    If she only pays several thousand for the vehicle, it’s definitely going to be a lemon lol. I have a 2019 Nissan rogue that I got brand new back in 2019 and have a very low interest rate and even without interest it was almost $30k…and that’s for a Nissan lol no way she’s getting a jeep unless it’s a junkyard special or from Matilda’s dad

    1. No_Pension2786 Share • 3

      MATILDA’S DAD KILLED ME

      1. No_Pension2786 Share • 3

        i’m seeing how this reads and no i was not murdered by matilda’s father

  21. Comfortable_Yard3097 Share • 5

    the woman that was making 16$ a day 🤣

  22. Perfect-Whole9465 Share • 5

    She infuriates me to no end with how unbelievably out of touch with reality she is CONSTANTLY. Literally sounds like a lying 13 year old saying “yeah I’m actually gonna get a pink Tesla for my first car”. I hate her with my whole soul.

  23. NumerousWeekend552 Share • 4

    I imagine she drives like SpongeBob.

  24. ExistingAd7873 Share • 4

    Can she get in a jeep?

  25. ykktae Share • 2

    she can’t even afford to pay rent 😭😭 how tf is she going to afford a jeep.. i wish i was as delusional as herrr

  26. Ok-Tradition-611 Share • 2

    Bitch probably don’t even know what 9+10 is.

  27. AveryNicoleMyers Share • 1

    why doesnt she want a finance a cheap car??? it can help her get out of that room and can save her money in the long run from buying all her shit off of doordash

  28. Willing_Listen2294 Share • 1

    shes fucking INSANE 😭 the resale market is kinda pricey in my area rn idek abt new mexico but even if she does manage to finance it they are GONNA repo that poor stinkmobile 😭

  29. CarEquivalent4232 Share • 1

    I made a comment on someone reposting this video on TikTok about how my jeep is like 45k, and some replies said were “2011 jeep liberty” and “older jeeps are 10k” and “she’s probably talking about an older jeep wrangler”. She probably 1. Wants a brand new condition cause she’s delusional, and they in any type are still 20k. 2. Most 2-10k jeeps are like 250k miles in them and probably have shit she still needs to fix but have no money to.

  30. oatmealcreme Share • 1

    I’m pretty sure when she talks about getting a car she’s talking about buying it through Facebook Marketplace. A while back in one of her lives she was talking about several cars she saw that caught her eye on Facebook. However, some people place a low price in the listing preview then specify in the description it’s a down payment. Maybe tophia thinks it’s the actual cost of the car 😭