If I didn't know who Tophia was, I would've guessed her name was Grug-Grug or something.

r/tophiachutiktok • by BigDealBoss •
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  1. stoicable Share • 127

    The last living neanderthal

    1. BigTiddySjw Share • 76

      I fucking DESPISE this angle so much, why the hell is she always showing the inside of her nose like a pig 🤢🤢

    2. mizukome Share • 35

      new roblox face just dropped

    3. NarcHater255 Share • 24

      MTG's inbred cousin

    4. PipedInFromIthaca Share • 15

      this is some david cronenberg body-horror shit

    5. INeedAMedKit Share • 15

      Her nose is so huge. It looks buoyant af where she could probably use that thing like a pool noodle to stay afloat.

    6. whats_for_lunch Share • 12

      Both pinky’s are ready to dig for gold

    7. No_Panic7619 Share • 5

      You forgot Marie.

    8. Numerous-Degree2820 Share • 2

      She 100% thinks this is cute or smth 😭 she does this weird ass pose sm

  2. a_sojourner_ Share • 37

    mamachu gives me uncanny valley vibes

    1. MordecaiTheByzantine Share • 21

      She’s not real - she’s a shitty animatronic puppet

  3. Funny_Blacksmith_587 Share • 35

    ![gif](giphy|V6MLyIM5VT6E0)

  4. NarcHater255 Share • 35

    I would have guessed her name was fat bastard

  5. ablxke Share • 29

    Dookie-Dew is her caveman name.

  6. Ffchjkbgjk Share • 27

    Don’t insult my girl Eep like that!

    ![gif](giphy|8hvVjDQFTQ4jC)

  7. East_Possible_9362 Share • 26

    Bro they might actually be more repulsive than Cyraxx, and I’m being nice here

    1. CatAdditional8444 Share • 23

      At least cyraxx just looks like a fckd up homosapien, these two are another breed of “human”

      1. BigDealBoss Share • 4

        The perfect way to put it

    2. kroniskbukfetma Share • 2

      I wonder what their kids would look like

  8. darthbenis Share • 22

    wtaf 😵‍💫😥

    1. discopisss Share • 2

      Hahahahahhaa

  9. lllllllIIIIIllI Share • 17

    NOT THE CHOODS 😭

  10. No_Panic7619 Share • 10

    They should get their genes tested. I'm 100% sure they're not Homo sapiens.

  11. CampbellKitty Share • 8

    It's crazy that no editing or unflattering angles is needed to make these ogres look like the inbreds they are. They should be studied at the university level!

  12. No_Panic7619 Share • 6

    The picture is like something straight out of a horror movie.

  13. PercentageOk1117 Share • 6

    Even the Croods look better than those two💔🥀

  14. portablethroway Share • 6

    They could be sisters that’s how bad she is aging

  15. BrianaLoveW Share • 6

    The more I learn about this family the more I wonder how Marie and all her kids ended up so ugly. Like genetically ugly. Mind you the kids had to have taken on their fathers characteristics as well so was their bio dad or dad's ugly too?

    1. Flimsy_Cover_5208 Share • 1

      I deadass think it’s their environment/ lifestyle. Years of drinking soda in place of water, sitting in lawn chairs 12 hrs a day and inhaling whatever burnt plastic and piss fumes permeated their previous homes js takes a toll over time esp when all In conjunction

  16. MordecaiTheByzantine Share • 5

    The two horsemen/cavemen of leeching off New Mexico’s welfare system

  17. MRuckaNukas Share • 4

    Tophiachu looks like the pigs on Angry Birds.

  18. Besheemer89 Share • 3

    The Mamachu genes go so hard for Toph and Pedochu. No escaping that mess of a gene pool.

  19. Bluesettes Share • 2

    Nooo, stop it - I love that movie 😭

  20. portablethroway Share • 2

    Marie looks absolutely haunting and disgusting

  21. Rinmine014 Share • 2

    "Theres nothing wrong with my daughters hair" -Mamachu

  22. xintrovertx Share • 2

    marie looks so scary in this 😭

    1. darthbenis Share • 1

      she’s a whole jumpscare lmao if i saw her with her black hoodie on hobbling around abq at night i would enter psychosis

  23. INeedAMedKit Share • 1

    Wouldn't that be awesome if starbreeze added a Marie face mask in payday 3

  24. nukeghoul Share • 1

    new crewds movie looks great!

  25. free___cheese Share • 1

    I call it tophiachu, rhymes with grug

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  27. Velvet-bunny2424 Share • 1

    ![gif](giphy|2LnuamXndQUD1PcqEE)

  28. Upstairs-Physics2470 Share • 1

    Marie looks like a messed up offbrand Labubu

  29. j-e-l-l-y-f-i-s-h Share • 1

    they look like they just came out of the swamp