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r/tophiachutiktok β€’ by qtcapy β€’
35 Archived Comments

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  1. tetsuothestoryteller β€’ Share β€’ 135

    Right before the cops came ..? Oooh. I wanna see the body cam on this.

    Tophiachu:" I tried to take my own life by taking TWO Advils!"

    Cop: " Okay, do you feel better?"

    1. caroleelee82 β€’ Share β€’ 24

      She's gonna be really hurt in like 20 years πŸ˜” πŸ˜ͺ

      πŸ˜„ 🀣 πŸ˜‚

    2. CowBootBats β€’ Share β€’ 3

      This reminds me of when I was a teen and my friends and I used to get high off of Coriciden tablets (dextromethorphan).

      I was chilling at the local park with a group of friends and another friend showed up with their cousin and the cousin saw me popping the tablets out of their tray.

      The cousin asked me what I was doing and I told her I was taking Coriciden to get high. When she heard me say Coriciden she perked up and said "oh! I've taken those to get high before!". I asked her how many she took (8 tablets is the minimum dosage to get high off of Coriciden) and she proudly said that she took 2 tablets.

      My friends and I started laughing and I pointed out to the cousin that 2 tablets is the recommended dosage listed on the box for when you have a cold.

  2. pencerisms β€’ Share β€’ 83

    the attention fishing is crazy

    1. qtcapy β€’ Share β€’ 20

      She might as well have ended it with β€œdon’t forget to like and subscribe”

  3. maybeiwilldropdead β€’ Share β€’ 78

    Probably tied her neck around a rope and the rope snapped when she jumped.

    1. tetsuothestoryteller β€’ Share β€’ 34

      Reminds me of when Frank Reynolds tried doing that but his neck was too fat.

      ![gif](giphy|131tYQapOkk2qc)

    2. Maxypad81 β€’ Share β€’ 8

      Didn’t someone send her a rope?

    3. PopularChapter9111 β€’ Share β€’ 6

      She probably pulled a Lauren amberose212 by having a phone charger and trying to tie it around her neck to β€œhang”

    4. CowBootBats β€’ Share β€’ 1

      Tied her ***neck*** around a rope? What the hell? Lol.

  4. Tozi_Lee β€’ Share β€’ 51

    That fuckin bun dude I HATE IT

  5. After_Ad9257 β€’ Share β€’ 49

    She’s such a terrible liar and faker. She’s not even good at this. She has all the time in the world to at least learn to try a better con, but she still half asses.

    1. NarcHater255 β€’ Share β€’ 13

      She thinks the government should give her a con for free

  6. ketchupROCKS β€’ Share β€’ 42

    Why is she nodding off loll

    1. Local_Samurai_0 β€’ Share β€’ 16

      me faking to try to leave school early

  7. Dollleyedgirl β€’ Share β€’ 41

    she would need like 3 full bottles of advil to even make a dent in her health man 😭😭😭

    1. CowBootBats β€’ Share β€’ 2

      She would need way more than that. 3 bottles wouldn't even kill a normal sized person. It would destroy their kidneys though.

  8. LadyMayhem02 β€’ Share β€’ 30

    Smh the ending lol and a full grown woman doing this

  9. ProfessionalSpite201 β€’ Share β€’ 17

    Her fake crying is so annoying πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­

  10. jamariiiiiiii β€’ Share β€’ 16

    it looks like a blobfish

  11. Emergency_Meeting860 β€’ Share β€’ 15

    The nodding at the end takes me out every time πŸ˜‚

  12. Funny_Blacksmith_587 β€’ Share β€’ 14

    ![gif](giphy|kcTzW1JaHJoYp56H26)

    Anyways

  13. XxBigchungusxX42069 β€’ Share β€’ 14

    Oh dude this.MAKES ME FUXKING SO ANGRY she is the absolute scum of the earth to lie about tbis shit it's not a fucking joke I nearly had to go to hospital today because I made an attempt but somone caught me luckily. After seeing this absolutely no sympathy I wish I could strangle her though the svreen5

  14. PaleArrows β€’ Share β€’ 12

    ADVIL??? Lmaooooooo

  15. JohnnyAppleseedBook β€’ Share β€’ 9

    This reminded me of this 😭

  16. Select_Medium5147 β€’ Share β€’ 8

    She’s such a faker

  17. Sufficient_Bee_5568 β€’ Share β€’ 7

    And obviously trigger warning AFTER the trigger

  18. Lynx_Fluid β€’ Share β€’ 5

    A little bit rough?

  19. anonymousx97 β€’ Share β€’ 5

    The fake attempt to cry LMAO

  20. beaniewalnuts β€’ Share β€’ 3

    fake ass hoe

  21. Stunning-Wing-3623 β€’ Share β€’ 3
  22. Stunning-Wing-3623 β€’ Share β€’ 2

    *Crying πŸ‘€ With ... No Tears! I Can NOTTTTT!* πŸ’€πŸ€πŸ½

  23. EvidencePlayful β€’ Share β€’ 2

    Jesus Fucking Christ

  24. Enough_Bag2775 β€’ Share β€’ 2

    Omg this woman needs to be locked up in some metal facility. She is a COWARD, and she does all this for attention .

  25. Sharp_Shoulder1472 β€’ Share β€’ 2

    Probably woke up wanting to take a fat add dump and that’s it 😭

  26. Fun_Telephone_3304 β€’ Share β€’ 2

    She’s a joke, then an even bigger joke to anyone who’s ever actually attempted or even succeeded at committing suicide. Fucking Advil? Really? πŸ˜‘ And then she goes to TikTok to document all this… right. πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

  27. One_Cartoonist_371 β€’ Share β€’ 2

    the infamous 1 inch forehead. god she's so hideous.

  28. Buckle_Up_Bitches β€’ Share β€’ 1

    Didn't her brother say, β€œShe does this for attention,” and mamachu sided with him?