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r/tophiachutiktok • by RafSimonsSS02 •
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  1. Sammy_Saw_Shank Share • 505

    ![gif](giphy|l0HlSi3AIOM3fAhX2)

    1. HPMJ2014 Share • 165

      Her depression could probably also be helped if she worked a job…. Socialized, had stability, etc.

      1. AHeartlessOne Share • 59

        But she has trama! She can hardly pay her bills and people expect her to get work? 🥴

    2. TheOnionMan262 Share • 79

      *fat tophia deep voice* NOOOO!!!! THOSE PATTY MELTS ARE MINEE YOU'RE RACIST IF YOU DONT LET ME HAVE THEM!!!!

      1. anonymousx97 Share • 26

        I read this in Smokey’s voice and then I read Marie’s quotes with kiwi’s voice 😭

    3. qtcapy Share • 29

      Who’s gonna tell her that those don’t automatically approve you for disability

    4. AshTheArtist Share • 3

      Her therapist if she can even afford one

      1. Top_Cartographer_524 Share • 1

        Medicaid covers it?

        1. AshTheArtist Share • 1

          Even with Medicaid it’s gonna be an expensive bill. There’s no guarantee Medicaid will cover the whole thing

  2. Careful_Net_3386 Share • 473

    Tophia a buzzfeed quiz is not a diagnosis 😭

    1. NervousStock2241 Share • 14

      THIS lol

    2. XmockdefenseX Share • 5

      ![gif](giphy|GpyS1lJXJYupG)

    3. MissRonica Share • 1

      I think she most definitely has major depression, but pstd? Most likely not.

  3. Ill_Charge3489 Share • 186

    she watched a tik tok video on symptoms on these and now she thinks she has it

  4. pheco Share • 179
    1. ImFucktM8 Share • 43

      eugh

      ![gif](giphy|1jl6QxY2EJpexXl0EJ)

    2. bloodyhuntress Share • 34

      does she have no teeth how does she do all that

      1. Select_Medium5147 Share • 51

        Her jaw has really bad underbite u can tell when she’s getting angry and being bitchy cause she tries to enunciate words more. So she just tucks that lip over and looks like a (not cute) muppet.

        1. pheco Share • 26

          The bottom lip touches her nose 😭

          1. AHeartlessOne Share • 12

            I've seen her suck on her nose ring. 🤢

            1. Select_Medium5147 Share • 3

              Ewwww wtffff 🤮

    3. Good-Fudge3570 Share • 34

      It’s crazy that even this can get a man and Tophia can’t 😬

      1. Comfortable_Big8159 Share • 4

        Right 😆😆I can’t decide who’s worse

      2. pheco Share • 2

        PERRY!!!

      3. Top_Cartographer_524 Share • 1

        I don't think tophia even tries

    4. day_runner20 Share • 10

      She grosses me out!

    5. Top_Cartographer_524 Share • 1

      What's wrong with her?

      1. pheco Share • 1

        Jim Henson reject is the answer

        1. Top_Cartographer_524 Share • 1

          So is she like autistic or fas?

          1. pheco Share • 1

            Her jaw is due to an extreme underbite issue. Mentally she has more problems than Tophia I would imagine.

            Leslie however isn't scared of people IRL and has actually had irl interactions and even had sex with people if you can believe it.

            1. Top_Cartographer_524 Share • 1

              So is leslie actually getting govt help like ssi checks? Like iq wise how is she compared to tophia? Is leslie at least working a job ? Is she a worse lolcow than tophia?

              1. pheco Share • 1

                I think she gets gov help because of other issues but related to her looking like a character from Jim Henson's muppets

  5. Emergency_Meeting860 Share • 175

    As someone who specializes in this field, if anything, narcissistic personality disorder should have also been thrown in there too. If you refer to the DSM, she matches ALL the traits. 😭

    1. dallas4317 Share • 31

      ALL OF THEM!!!!!

    2. TenyaIida_ Share • 31

      LOL ITS SO OBVIOUS SHE HAS NPD

    3. thegr8asah Share • 11

      It seems like most lolcows carry a lot of NPD traits, but it's interesting how they'll deny such a negative label rather than use it as an excuse because if they choose to admit it, the trolls win. Andrew Ditch is a prime example of this because he claims to have autism, which he does not. Rather, Ditch has been diagnosed differently from multiple doctors with conditions such as Schizoaffective disorder, which better fit his... symptoms if you can even call them that at this point xd

      1. Grand-Yellow1259 Share • 1

        Yeah, but he can't force medical workers to touch his shit filled diapers with a Schizoeffective diagnosis.

    4. Top_Cartographer_524 Share • 1

      Don't forget bpd and Peter lan syndrome

  6. CallResponsible4131 Share • 145
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  7. tiredjunebug Share • 97

    ![gif](giphy|QgejSvXmwpvnW)

  8. ihate8 Share • 94

    she’s such a cornball 😭

  9. QueenOfPoptart Share • 93

    Ptsd from what? The shooting? She is thriving now that her kiddie-loving brother is dead and her parents are wherever they are now, far away from her

  10. HPMJ2014 Share • 73

    I’m the only person to have both of these things. So now I definitely can’t work -Tophia probably.

    All while she is self diagnosing

    1. Spare_Lemon2660 Share • 17

      And half of the people on the planet at least go through phases with major depression and suffer some kind of PTSD - and still have to work AND care for children or other dependents 

      1. HPMJ2014 Share • 2

        Yep! She isn’t special at all and none of that is an excuse. Normal people get help if they have access and push through. She’s lazy and dumb. That’s all.

  11. MrCubano1 Share • 54

    Through dr google I bet

    1. AccomplishedArt8051 Share • 34

      She took a 5 min assessment quiz on web MD 😂

  12. Dry_Machine163 Share • 44

    “Just found out” is sending me for some reason

  13. kwes-teen Share • 39

    You go to any psychiatrist and describe a traumatic event and say that you’re super sad, you’re gonna get diagnosed with Depression and PTSD. 🙄

    1. Spare_Lemon2660 Share • 2

      This! 

  14. Fire_Candle9530 Share • 29

    On a serious note , she probably got diagnosed by a Dr for the disability checks lol but topia lots of people/teens have major depression, anxiety disorders and Truama but they go heal, to work, take their meds and raise their families. Go ahead and get those checks to do a half ahh job with your " social media career " .

  15. CampbellKitty Share • 27

    She deserves it tbh.

  16. ineedmentalhelp0101 Share • 27

    just found out i have major depression 😔 streaks 💯 dhmu only real ones know 😤

  17. MrCubano1 Share • 26

    She's gonna be one pissed off individual when she finds out ssi doesn't pay much and she still cannot live free like she wants lol

  18. Buckle_Up_Bitches Share • 25

    Next, she will add anxiety, and we have been making fun of a victim. Mind you a victim, who took advantage of a very mentally ill father

    1. CycleAffectionate993 Share • 4

      She’ll be like Cartman in that one episode where he uses it for everything 😭😭😭

  19. jess-here Share • 23

    Join the club bitch and guess what I’m still trying to graduate and have a job.

  20. Muted_Pizza5881 Share • 19

    That’s not something to joke about.. I have had depression and anxiety around age 12 and tophia joking about it is truly pathetic

  21. cyb3rfaerie Share • 18

    She googled “do I have depression” and took a quiz.

  22. lanasj Share • 17

    ![gif](giphy|yuQi4S7rIFZGFAJ33e)

    girl

    1. Snoo_15724 Share • 1

      Thought this was a Bretman Rock gif lol

  23. AtalantiaX Share • 17

    ![gif](giphy|xCsHsgH7rZ0T6)

  24. johnxorden Share • 11

    Her ass has everything but a job....

    1. Grand-Yellow1259 Share • 1

      This has gotta be like top 3 for Tophia unemployed jokes

  25. BigTscrookedteeth Share • 10

    And she still won’t go see a therapist to get better

  26. Jaggyen Share • 10

    PTSD? Girly, yesterday I witnessed a man crash a bike on the road. He lived.

    This reminded me of the guy who didnt make it.

    Ill leave it at that. People who joke about PTSD clearly dont know what it does to you.

    I have to prazosin or else i have vivid nightmares of stuff from the past.

    But go off, queen. You always want something you dont have. 💅🏻🫩

    1. Impressive_Garlic_83 Share • 2

      I saw something similar two years ago but the man did not make it. It was horrible, I’m really sorry you witnessed that and I wish you nothing but good things❤️

      1. Jaggyen Share • 1

        Thank you. Wishing you absolutely the best there is out there (cats). Here is Rudy and his massive gyaaaaatt xd My cat son has been on me because ive had 2 sleepless nights and like I said, I dont want to know what would happen if i wasnt on my meds.

  27. dallas4317 Share • 10

    Here we go. Now she thinks she a gonna automatically get SSDI when it doesn’t work that way. And she’s literally paid $0 into so won’t get shit anyways. This POS will do or say anything to avoid getting a job.

    1. Jellybeanzdream Share • 2

      This 💯 Knowing her she’ll try to claim her full time social media job as her work history, which won’t count. Plus the fact that she’s under 55 years old is an automatic strike already.

      1. dallas4317 Share • 1

        Yup

  28. moondrop-madhatter Share • 9

    how i was posting when i was 14 and hormonal

  29. Itsahootenberry Share • 9

    Self-diagnosis coming in nicely toobz

  30. NarcHater255 Share • 8

    If it's true at all, it's her own fault

  31. maybeiwilldropdead Share • 8

    She gave herself that diagnosis

  32. i-wanted-that-iced Share • 8

    Me too! Plus some other diagnoses! I still have a successful career at my 9-5 job, though.

  33. Embarrassed-Key469 Share • 8

    Was she on one of those quiz?

  34. Funny_Blacksmith_587 Share • 8

    ![gif](giphy|EPndiGS5QfbtmHCdxd)

    Tophia SYBAU nobody runs to the internet as soon as they get diagnosed for sympathy points you weirdo you! 🤦‍♂️

  35. ConsumingAphrodisiac Share • 8

    Diagnosed with obesity

  36. Sufficient_Bee_5568 Share • 7

    Yeah she definitely just asked ChatGPT

  37. discopisss Share • 7

    So do most people. Now what?

  38. riotgrrlanna Share • 6

    Me after taking the idrslabs test😭😭

  39. Odd_Teacher29 Share • 6

    On a Sunday? Lol

    1. LadyMayhem02 Share • 3

      My thoughts too

  40. 111gct Share • 4

    ok? ur still fat and a terrible person lol

    1. anonymousx97 Share • 3

      Lmao

  41. Sorry-Bet-2834 Share • 4

    So… another marketing technique for her gfm?

  42. Good-Fudge3570 Share • 3

    Mind you she probably does have both of those things but her narcissism is the leading disorder. She could get professionally diagnosed and get treatment and mediation and support but she wanted to use her state therapy funds for a defermation lawyer. Idiot.

  43. YessiKamiKohai Share • 3

    Boo hoo. Get a job.

  44. Secret-Sort-8044 Share • 3

    ![gif](giphy|xT77XWum9yH7zNkFW0|downsized)

    Good for you omfg you’re not the only one!

  45. anonymousx97 Share • 3

    Me at 15

  46. Wyatt_Walrus Share • 3

    BOO HOO LMFAO MAYBE DONT BE A PIECE OF SHIT 😭😭😭

  47. TenyaIida_ Share • 3

    SELF DIAGNOSING HERSELF, didn't she say something about people who self diagnose or am I making things up

  48. atomiclovebomb Share • 3

    Source: chat gpt

  49. life-in-a-hayes Share • 3

    And who diagnosed her with these? How many times did she retake the quiz to get the answer she was looking for? She probably thinks she’s gonna get on disability for this and collect a check each month. 🙄

  50. itsumi-meemee Share • 3

    Well she needs that documented by a real psychiatrist. Just can’t take a webMD test. Those are actually treatable

  51. Odd_Description1104 Share • 3

    ![gif](giphy|3SBi8gMf8BqBG)

  52. Adept-Result9526 Share • 2

    Tophia. You need to be diagnosed with these you absolute fucking leach.

  53. eyy_lozzahh Share • 2
  54. Pale_Blacksmith_6083 Share • 2

    muh trama

  55. EchoesOfNow Share • 2

    So are we supposed to feel sorry for her?

  56. VelocitySkyrusher Share • 2

    Definitely diagnosed this herself... probably took an online quiz as "proof"

  57. Otherwise-Jello-2946 Share • 2

    I'm just thinking she said she wasn't self diagnosed. How did she come to that conclusion, though? I'm not in America, so I'm not sure, and please correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it expensive to get a diagnosis? Here in Canada, if you're admitted, you automatically get a phsyc evaluation. But I also believe if she was diagnosed with depression and whatever, wouldn't she also be diagnosed with being narcissistic? I'm pretty sure there's a disorder, but I'm not 100% sure again. Please correct me if I'm wrong. She's 100% out of her mind.

    I am not a professional. But I do see her being depressed I can't lie. Even if she doesn't seem upset about her brothers death, seeing someone get shot is traumatic. So even if she refuses to acknowledge it, it could be affecting her. I'm not saying I feel bad for her, but I do see it being a negative impact.

    I AM NOT A TOPHIA SUPPORTER I PROMISE, IM JUST TRYING TO EXPLAIN THINGS TO MYSELF 😭😭

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  59. _Hi_mum_ Share • 1

    LMFAO

  60. stoicable Share • 1
  61. Fun-Wind-2956 Share • 1

    Oh my god you people can’t do anything

  62. __Medusa__ Share • 1

    Lmao okay? Pop a Prozac, get some exercise, sleep at a decent hour, change your diet and environment and you’ll feel somewhat better 👍🏻

  63. shamelesshan Share • 1

    i have these same issues and guess what Tophia? i still *WORK*

  64. SugarAddict78 Share • 1

    ![gif](giphy|MDxuzRvxF39VwnYu9B)

  65. biohazard_girl1 Share • 1

    You could of fooled us tophia 🤣🤣🤣😅🤣.

  66. Numerous-Technology1 Share • 1

    CANT STAND HER

  67. koolkitty9 Share • 1

    Girlie so do I and I still work and have a job. I also have unmedicated ADHD so likeeeee, what's your excuse besides your "trama"?

  68. Natural-Seaweed-5070 Share • 1

    Jesus, how thick is she?

  69. SecondMaximum9864 Share • 1

    that explains a lot

  70. tomokaitohlol7 Share • 1

    Get a therapist

  71. AshTheArtist Share • 1

    Who’s gonna tell her that doesn’t excuse suicide baiting later down the line when she eventually does blame it on depression and PTSD

  72. Mediocre_Concern_645 Share • 1

    I’d bet dollars to donuts she didn’t get a real medical diagnosis, but just took a quiz online 😂

  73. CowBootBats Share • 1

    I instinctively downvoted this because it made my eyes roll so hard. (Don't worry I upvoted).

  74. tomatoesarepoison Share • 1

    Just another WebMD diagnosis. She needs to look up what obesity is and how to treat it. Her weight and eating habits is going to kill her! She doesn’t understand what eating healthy is. She literally thinks she being healthy while drinking sunny d.

  75. OddArm8695 Share • 1

    Well. We knew that. Now figure out that nearly every other person suffers with issues and doesn’t resort to ebegging alone

  76. SageIsntAlive Share • 1

    girl, so do I. so do MILLIONS of other people. Depression and PTSD isnt an excuse to sit on your ass and beg for donations.

  77. delatierra444 Share • 1

    Okay girl

  78. Scary-Persimmon-5907 Share • 1

    Lmao where did she find that out

  79. Important-Salary-385 Share • 1

    She probably got “diagnosed” via an online quiz

  80. Far_Fish8306 Share • 0

    I can’t even begin to believe how dumb this story tophia made is 😭😭😭😭

  81. Independent-Swan1508 Share • -2

    ptsd? from what? 😭

    1. littlejuicy- Share • 22

      i think we all know from what. trust me i don’t like her at all but i think it would mess anyone up to see their brother’s brains blown out and their mom shot in the head right in front of them. most people who experience that stuff don’t milk it like she does tho.

      1. topimpadove Share • 7

        Exactly. You can be a victim and a piece of shit at the same time. Tophia sucks ass but she saw something horrific and it will obviously affect her to some extent.

      2. orelnaskarareturns Share • 0

        It sure is horrific stuff, God forbid that happens to anyone. Don't wish it to my worst enemy. But she constantly mooches off from it, seeking all the sympathy in the world and pretends the whole world has wronged her. Not to mention she constantly uses it as an excuse to not work, not improve her situation and just sit on her smelly ass all day, doing pointless lives and tiktoks

    2. Responsible_Emu_5228 Share • 5

      ... the incident where her brother died and her mom almost died in front of her eyes?

      1. Fun_Telephone_3304 Share • 1

        Fr, like I despise Tophia but is this even a real question???

    3. delicatelittledoll Share • 5

      I know we don’t like her but we can’t disregard the fact she saw her brother get shot in the head and then saw her mother get shot too🫩