At Least Her Grammar Here Is (Slightly) Better Than Usual

r/tophiachutiktok • by chungus2000 •

Seriously, Tophia, those outfits wouldn’t work on you. There are guides online for plus-size fashion on the cheap.

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  1. Odd_Teacher29 Share • 250

    So wear it Toe

    1. Extension-Chicken737 Share • 67

      Toe😂

    2. Local_Samurai_0 Share • 44

      she can’t fit in it

  2. Wise_Fun_1012 Share • 167

    Yes im so mad that I cant look like her and be homeless like her either 😡 ill just go cry on my bed located in my home and then go to work tomorrow and get paid 😡

    1. ericdeclan54 Share • 9

      rip 😞

  3. _peach93 Share • 95

    I saw an old live of hers (purple room era iirc) where she was crying over being bullied and her mom was in the background saying they bully her cuz they’re jealous of her.. I wish we could figure out a way to power cities with tophias delusion.

    1. ericdeclan54 Share • 11

      She could save the world with them.

  4. biohazard_girl1 Share • 77

    We dare you to wear a dress tophia we dare you do it

    ![gif](giphy|WdCwjTzkRAuDC|downsized)

    ⬆️when she ranting in the restroom 🤣

    1. yapping_jerboa Share • 2

      is that amberlynn reid?

  5. PipedInFromIthaca Share • 71

    Go ahead, Tophia, wear it. You got nowhere to go. You got no one to take you places. You'd schlep into it and hurple around within ten yards of your shelter before getting kicked out of another burger joint, and you'd repeat that all week without changing or washing it. And if you're happy doing that? Be our guest.

    1. DavidRyanDailey Share • 21

      This was a pleasure to read, you absolutely nailed every angle and completely crucified the repulsive hog in such a short a concise manner I couldn’t have done better myself. (Well done)

    2. Equivalent_Shame_511 Share • 11

      god imagine the amount of gunk that dress would pile on if toph got her meaty claws on it, i can see the ketchup and grease stains already

      1. DavidRyanDailey Share • 0

        I hope she gets it before my planned Tophia hunting trip in November so then I can just follow the streak of greasy sludge she leaves behind as she travels. But.. Idk.. that might make it too easy. Plus I got a solid deal on temu for a variety pack of cheap anime styled miniature backpacks. I plan on filling the miniature backpacks with different freshly ordered sonic blasts from DoorDash and spiking each one with horse tranquilizers. Either way I reckon I’ll have a successful trip!

    3. DavidRyanDailey Share • 1

      This was a pleasure to read, you absolutely nailed every angle and completely crucified the repulsive hog in such a short a concise manner I couldn’t have done better myself.

  6. Funny_Blacksmith_587 Share • 58

    ![gif](giphy|cQtlhD48EG0SY)

    Just the thought of seeing that. She wants to give the GORLS a run for their money watch out Foodie beauty we have new contender coming. RikishiCHU (WWE)

    1. Velvet-bunny2424 Share • 27

      ![gif](giphy|FO8bAgxOGWcRG)

      1. Funny_Blacksmith_587 Share • 6

        😭😭😭😭😂

      2. darthbenis Share • 1

        she don’t even got cheeks like that

    2. funhay12 Share • 22

      Let's see you rock that dress!! 👗👗 Tokishi

      ![gif](giphy|bTvvmkqZkyEkSqOkev)

      1. Ffchjkbgjk Share • 11

        Tokishi 😭😂

      2. Funny_Blacksmith_587 Share • 7

        Lmfaoo 😂

  7. namkookOT7 Share • 46

    She's just saying shit now.

  8. keeperofthenyancat Share • 39

    Shes built like the letter O and seemed kinda surprised that they didnt have the dress in her size. No shit people made fun of her

  9. WalkerJones1972 Share • 26

    I will buy it for her if she uploads pictures. A full 360 video.

    1. Fire_Candle9530 Share • 10

      I would also participate in this, but we know she would scam us

    2. prettylilcorpse Share • 3

      diabolical

  10. theskyturnsgreen Share • 25

    lmfao i forgot she stalks the subreddit

  11. ketchupROCKS Share • 20

    Why would I be afraid to wear a dress 😂

  12. smittymoose Share • 18

    Ya know what? Cool. Order the dress and wear it for a picture. 🤷‍♀️

    1. Spare_Lemon2660 Share • 3

      And we can be 100 on it, that she won’t feel confident and happy once she managed to force herself into it and she wouldn’t even need to look into a mirror - IF she was honest to herself! This piece of fabric would NEVER see the day of light again and we would hear a story about the seller messing up or she sadly couldn’t pick it up from the delivery point 🙄

  13. tetsuothestoryteller Share • 17

    Wear. It.

    ![gif](giphy|11uNtcrMjerjva)

  14. i-wanted-that-iced Share • 16

    Me wear dress better than you 🧌

  15. maybeiwilldropdead Share • 15

    Ok tophia if you’re really about it get that school girl 🤮 dress you want.

    With your money

  16. real_fbi_frank Share • 15

    Someone post the famous dark armpit Pic 😂

    1. chungus2000 Share • 24

      A schoolgirl outfit would be perfect for her

      1. real_fbi_frank Share • 14

        "You're just mad at confident people" no sweety, I think theyre telling you the truth. You're not made for it 😅

      2. prettylilcorpse Share • 8

        I really cannot gather how she can look at this picture, and several other pictures of herself, and not realize that she is severely unattractive

  17. QueenOfPoptart Share • 11

    You are all just mad that I would wear the dress better than you. You're mad at confident people who aren't afraid of wearing what makes them happy. Because you know deep down inside of you you would be afraid to wear that.

    (I tried to translate it, melted my brain a bit but I TRIED!)

    1. ericdeclan54 Share • 2

      Tyty 😌

  18. Initial-Joke8194 Share • 11

    Tophia you weigh like 4 of me please be for real

  19. NarcHater255 Share • 11

    Her grammar might be better but her delusion is worse

  20. Disastrous_Speed6790 Share • 11

    Says the ogre that wore broken crocs for year straight

  21. blveberrys Share • 11

    “You’re mad that you aren’t also built like melted icecream”

    “Deep down, you’re just jealous you don’t look like a prize winning pumpkin”

  22. VastAd6645 Share • 11

    Before i joined this group i use to wonder who and what the hell she was talking about on her stories. Now that im here i see that she was talking to this exact group THE WHOLE TIME XD

    1. qtcapy Share • 2

      Yeah once I realized that from her bitching about “the Reddit” on her livestreams, I made an account lmao

  23. ihate8 Share • 10

    she’s so confident yet we haven’t seen her in anything other than jeans and jorts in like 4 years 😭😭😭 atp a dress might actually fit her better than her tight ass jeans that give her a muffin top

  24. Independent-Swan1508 Share • 9

    "ur just mad that i would wear it better then u" she says anything nowadays cuz tf?

  25. snshyshy Share • 9

    she will give norbit

    ![gif](giphy|vNYQJpN4KS3Ly)

  26. IguaR3x Share • 9

    No one afraid to wear a basic dress like that nor would it look better on her than anyone due to her body shape. Her body shape will look terrible in it, and anything of similar fit.

    1. ericdeclan54 Share • 3

      ![gif](giphy|M80y1fl7prbKo)

  27. GonnaBeefIt Share • 9

    She's only "confident" online. She looks horrified any time anyone approaches her

  28. 111gct Share • 9

    Scared of wearing.... a short basic dress...?😭

  29. ineedmentalhelp0101 Share • 8

    how are we mad that she would wear the dress better then us if that post she made abt the dress was complaining they dont have her size 😭 "ur mad the dress they dont make my size in would look better on me then you" .. that doesn't make any sense to me but tophia never really does anyway

  30. HPMJ2014 Share • 7

    Literally no one is mad about this. No one thinks she would look better than them…. Is she okay??

  31. Musician_Alone Share • 7

    Girl I'm big af and I would never wear that ugly form fitting dress.
    You have to wear whatever is appropriate for your body type 💀 I don't want people to see my body rolls lmaooo confident or not.

  32. ericdeclan54 Share • 7

    Listen up Sasquatch.

    Reasons we are mad at you:
    • abuse animals
    • beg for money online
    • tell people to off themselves
    • not picking up your brother's ashes
    • not getting a job
    • looking down on people that DO have jobs
    • performative activism
    • how you speak to your mother
    • "let's be honest" "mind you" "with that being said"
    • talking mad shit on S/A victims and sex workers
    • lying literally ALL DAY EVERYDAY

    It has absolutely nothing to do with us being mad that you think you'd look good in that dress. Or us being afraid to wear it. YOU'RE afraid to wear it. Can promise you that, Toenail.

    With that being said -
    Get a job and shut the fuck up. We are not jealous of you.

    1. Outrageous-Being869 Share • 2

      Dont forget racist, sexist (towards other women) ableist, and just about every ist out there, stupid, misinformed, ignorant, and the biggest hypocrite

  33. Formal_Substance_332 Share • 6

    Yeah ok...

  34. whats_for_lunch Share • 6

    Lmfao. Buy it then. Oh wait…

  35. misssi79 Share • 6

    *than. * you're. Yes we're afraid at how she'll look. Even with makeup, filters, lighting, she looks the way she looks. She doesn't have the nice curvy body seen in the promotional image

  36. Fun_Telephone_3304 Share • 6

    Oh bless her (enlarged) heart… Tophia gurl, no one is jealous of you, much less the sack of lard that is your body. You can’t even fit in that dress lmfao

  37. Lurky_Lurk31 Share • 5

    People who don't wipe shouldn't wear dresses. Nobody wants a wiff of that fish air.

  38. msbrook82 Share • 5

    Ohh this bitch is boldly delusional lol "we just mad cuz she'll look better " 🤣 😂 🤪 yeah okay gorlll.. go buy it and wear it than ! All that bs talk is irrelevant ..do it now ..we are waiting for you to show ur pride n beauty in any dress ..but especially that dress u ranted about lol do it hobbit !

  39. GonnaBeefIt Share • 5

    The confident people aren't in the room because she's definitely not one of them

  40. hintonchu Share • 5

    She’s only saying that cs she knew she wanted someone to buy that damn maid suit

  41. anonymousx97 Share • 4

    LMAO oh we struck a nerve !!! No tophia you wouldn’t look good squeezing your obesity , smelly body into that cheaply made dress . No one here is jealous of you and I can guarantee you anyone in this sub regardless of gender or body size would look 10x better than you in that dress

  42. Secret-Sort-8044 Share • 4

    ![gif](giphy|1AIeYgwnqeBUxh6juu)

  43. LadyMayhem02 Share • 4

    Toph, stfu and get the dress. We think you’ll look awful in it, but according to you, you’ll look great. So get it unless we bother you that much, then don’t. Simple.

    Gah, she has to complain about everything.

  44. Far_Back_7637 Share • 4

    We arent afraid to wear it,
    We are afraid TOE TOE is going to wear it and we will be subjected to the horrors.

  45. ovaltine_jankins Share • 4

    Wear it! I dare you to wear that. Wear it with all that confidence around the shelter.

  46. DIODidNothing_Wrong Share • 3

    Tophia, I would wear a Fate/ Astolfo costume (literally any of them) and drag my ass to work in that and it would be more tasteful than the tarp needed to cover you.

  47. day_runner20 Share • 3

    I wear basic dresses like this all the time and I actually have the body for them. Please Tophia graphic tee and jorts is all you wear.

  48. juliechow24 Share • 3

    Go ahead and wear it. All I know is that she's gonna waste money on a dress that won't fit her.

  49. NarrowAd7923 Share • 3

    Ahhhh it's cavemanchu

  50. PomegranatesForever9 Share • 3

    Omg then just buy it and wear it! Try to squeeze your 6XL self into it. #confidence #bodypositivity #slayqueen

  51. Visual-Usual8564 Share • 2

    Even with my hairy balls showing, I would rock that dress compared to the wildebeefs.

  52. Sharp_Shoulder1472 Share • 2

    Yeah I’m actually pretty sure I’d wear whatever dress she’s talking about way better than her

  53. sillyminou Share • 2

    Tophia is not confident at all. Very insecure actually.

  54. kroniskbukfetma Share • 2

    Genuine question, why have I seen so incredibly many Americans who don’t know when to use your and you’re? Like I feel like that should be taught when you’re like 10. I was never even taught that in school and English isn’t my first language so i just learned it from being online and reading, which she seems to be doing a loooottt of so I don’t get it. Is it just laziness? Like you don’t want to type out the correct version so you just go with your cus you’re too lazy to add a ‘re? I wouldn’t title myself a grammar Nazi or anything but damn it annoys me. Why has she never even bothered to learn when she writes so much?

  55. flowerysloth Share • 1

    I'm not afraid to wear anything (as long as it's occasion appropriate) and I know for a fact I look at least 100 times better than this tub of lard at any given moment

  56. germangirl94 Share • 1
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  58. FeralPotathoe Share • 1

    I would not wear that ugly crap from temu... Of course I'd be scared to see you in that dress toefungus. It is not going to cover your busted biscuits.

  59. AtalantiaX Share • 1

    Girl😭😭😭😂😂

  60. Rough_Whole9105 Share • 1

    "wear a dress better than you" *loud incorrect buzzer*

  61. Still_Mission_1918 Share • 1

    Put the dress on Fungus, or how about this: PUT THE HELLO KITTY BATHING SUIT ON AND HIT THAT POST. Dubble down and do it