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Tofupa plans on moving to Hawaii because she was offered a "free" home

r/tophiachutiktok • by Fun_Assist9904 •

I couldn't clip the live as it abruptly ended but she was on live telling us that she has plans to move (I think she got banned). She mentioned that she was offered a place in Hawaii by this mysterious person, she wants to move there because its "cheap" and they "don't have property taxes". This girl cannot be serious LMAOOO she cannot even afford the flights there

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  1. NoVeterinarian8622 • Share • 339

    honestly very tophialike to get human trafficked because she believed someone would give her free housing in Hawaii, not an unexpected outcome

    1. N-Word_Norton • Share • 117

      Honestly, if it wasn't for all those property taxes in New Mexico she would have had a house and be running a successful restaurant right now.

    2. atomiclovebomb • Share • 59

      Now what would they get out of her? Nobody would fuck her and her organs are probably all diabetes ridden.

      1. PipedInFromIthaca • Share • 83

        Modern-day slavery; not all trafficking is for sex. People get trafficked for the drug trade, to mule it or work in production for example.

        1. atomiclovebomb • Share • 58

          She’s got plenty of folds and crevices to hide shit in ig.

        2. ContentRaspberry3069 • Share • 40

          All the traffickers would have to do is watch that live clip where she said cooking spaghetti is “too much work” because she can’t hold her arms up for that long, and she’d be immediately disqualified from any kind of production role lol.

          She’d also be a terrible drug smuggler because NOBODY would forget that ugly mug of hers, and I’m sure she hasn’t had a healthy bowel movement in years to be a reliable mule.

          1. PipedInFromIthaca • Share • 29

            No one stays that lazy with a gun to their head though, like that's an attitude you'd lose in eleven seconds flat in those situations.

            1. ContentRaspberry3069 • Share • 19

              Oh, I was just being facetious lol. Tophia would absolutely get her shit in line, as I’m sure we all would, if she were ever really put in that situation.

          2. fuckapersuasiveessay • Share • 10

            That being so true! They’d spot her ass so quick! “It was a short, humongous stinky, ogre looking lady!” “Oh and her ears were on her neck!” 😭😭

      2. demoncherryx • Share • 2

        oh trust me a lot of men would like to fck her

        1. cooporcooper • Share • 5

          like who? she looks like a 16 year old, 43 year old and a 60 year old all at once

    3. Covington_Head_Dr • Share • 55

      Not the ~~Mysterious Island Fantasy~~ Burmese Scam Trafficker arc 😭

    4. Fishietunaprincess • Share • 3

      Watch us not hear from her ever again

  2. MainPure788 • Share • 167

    If I recall she said she wanted to leave the U.S. to go to Hawaii

    ![gif](giphy|3o752flcqDA2lG5HoI)

    Like gurl Hawaii is a part of the U.S., it's the 50th state

    1. Lumpy_Butterscotch96 • Share • 4

      😂😂😂

    2. smellypuppypaws • Share • 3

      wtf … what a moron 💀💀💀

  3. real_fbi_frank • Share • 138

    Hawaii is 10x more expensive than whetever she is right now. She really doesn't know people, this is common knowledge

    1. Fun_Assist9904 • Share • 49

      she's so clueless, she knows nothing about the real world

    2. GrandMarquisDSade541 • Share • 27

      I'd say Florida, but there are enough Asian, black, Jewish, and Latina women who would have no tolerance for her BS there and social services completely suck there.

      1. Penelopesrevenge1 • Share • 19

        Florida Latina here and we would definitely be sending her on a plane home.

  4. fuckapersuasiveessay • Share • 70

    ? Isn’t it known native Hawaiians don’t want tourists moving there? Girl omg.

  5. Jellybeanzdream • Share • 69

    She’s going to be in the shock of her life when she sees the cost of food, especially fast food there! 😱

  6. MrCubano1 • Share • 54

    They gonna turn her out! She gonna F around and find out. Cannot go around trusting every stranger especially as a woman. Even at her size she can be drugged roughed up and forced into sex trafficking. She needs to be cautious

    1. Jellybeanzdream • Share • 50

      💯 and not just being trafficked for sex. People are trafficked into drug mules, drug manufacturers, and domestic slavery.

    2. Fun_Assist9904 • Share • 23

      her ego is so big, she definitely doesn't thinks that would never happen to her

    3. N-Word_Norton • Share • 21

      Nah, she's 450lbs of solid muscle. Mind you, that's why the carjacker that pew pewed her brother couldn't remove her from the car or shoot her in the face. Let's be for real, for real. I guess it pays off to have muscles? 🤷‍♀️

    4. Consistent-Bet-4103 • Share • 10

      Delete this she doesn’t need a warning

  7. TheCasualLarsonian • Share • 44

    lol it’s cheap? Good luck finding a postage stamp sized plot of land with 4 tons of garbage on it for under a quarter million.

    Went to Hawaii for a week last year and it was $8k

  8. pheco • Share • 42

    HAHAHHAHAHAHBAHAH

    https://governor.hawaii.gov/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/Housing-2.pdf

  9. Dollleyedgirl • Share • 40

    im honestly surprised she isnt educated on how Hawaiian natives feel about dumbass, privileged mainland americans moving to Hawaii and sucking them of all their resources LMAO. this is 100% trafficking or SOMETHING of the sort and i obviously dont think she will be moving to Hawaii, i wouldnt even bet money on her being able to fit in the plane seats.

  10. UsualSpeaker2441 • Share • 32

    prob the sea life conservatory

    1. Iceprincess1988 • Share • 5

      🤣🤣🤣

  11. ContentRaspberry3069 • Share • 30

    She probably listened to that creator who immediately got her ass chewed because she said the waitlist for Section 8/government housing was open in Hawaii. She didn’t realize A) it was a temporary opening and B) Hawaii has a major housing crisis with the natives alone and they don’t need mainlanders bum rushing their island and further draining resources.

  12. dallas4317 • Share • 23

    I don’t know where she’s getting that it’s cheap to live in Hawaii. I was stationed there for 3 yrs and it’s very expensive especially the food because everything is imported. She’s such a pathological liar. She will just lie to lie for no fucking reason

  13. Wise_Fun_1012 • Share • 20

    How does she not know that Hawaii is extremely expensive to live in?

  14. No_Avocado_Please • Share • 15

    She wasn't offered shit and even if she was to move to Hawaii (not gonna happen), she couldn't afford it as the cost of living is so high.

  15. ajdiva5515 • Share • 15

    She was complaining how expensive groceries are and wants to go there!?! Last I seen groceries are even higher in Hawaii

  16. anonymousx97 • Share • 14

    I just can’t even saying anything but point and laugh

  17. Directionkr • Share • 14

    She’s a moron. My grandpa lives there and I stayed with him for a while in my early 20s and worked at Kmart for around $7 an hour minimum wage. A gallon of milk was about the same as that. And this was over a decade ago

    1. juicypeachice • Share • 3

      It’s like $15 now 😭

      1. Directionkr • Share • 2

        God damn! I haven’t been back to visit my grandpa since 2023 because he came back to the mainland last year so I couldn’t remember how much it was up to then. Tophia is so ignorant calling it cheap when it is anything but

  18. biohazard_girl1 • Share • 12

    Go tophia go, go to the islands and take ur mom with u

    1. blveberrys • Share • 10

      No, leave Marie in peace 😭 if Tophia wants it that bad, she can get her kidneys stolen by herself

      1. Over-Pattern-2246 • Share • 15

        I say let her take marie with her because if tophia did go and get trafficked marie would get online and say its all the trolls fault and tophia did nothing wrong

        1. biohazard_girl1 • Share • 7

          I read the last part in Marie's voice lmao

        2. blveberrys • Share • 3

          touchè 💀

  19. juicypeachice • Share • 9

    As someone who has lived in hawaii my whole life, hawaii has the highest cost of living so we will see how that goes, also the government sends homeless people here because of less harsher weather conditions

  20. Independent-Swan1508 • Share • 8

    she has to be either fucking with us or she's actually this stupid. cus not a single person will ever get her free housing ever especially in the most expensive state. if she thinks grocery prices is expensive in her state just wait till she gets to hawaii it's like triple amount.

  21. Independent_Effort58 • Share • 7

    It’s so expensive to live in Hawai’i as someone born and raised here she’s so fucking stupid

  22. Definitely-Not-Mark • Share • 7

    Resident of Hawaii here, Hawaii is literally everything wrong with capitalism on steroids. Good fucking luck lmao Tophia.

  23. Big_Word_2248 • Share • 6

    I know the Pacific Islanders ain't going to put up with her antics. If she starts some static with them. You mess one of them, and you're messing with all of them.

  24. klousethelouse • Share • 6

    It was Smokey MC 😭😭

  25. HPMJ2014 • Share • 5

    Hawaii is nottttt cheap.

  26. IguaR3x • Share • 5

    That offer sounds sus as hell. Lmfao ofc she'd believe it.

  27. polari826 • Share • 5

    hawaii must be a strip club in houston because there's no way in any dimension, known or unknown, that the COL in hawaii is "cheap."

  28. Defiant-Art • Share • 5

    Let her go an then be homeless in hawaii

  29. BigSvetlana1995 • Share • 4

    I could see someone trolling her and buying her a one way tickets so she gets stranded 🙄😭😂

  30. thequeens_exit • Share • 4

    How someone manages to be so extremely gullible at such a big age is mind blowing to me

  31. WalkerJones1972 • Share • 3

    What is it with her and property taxes?
    I pay 560 every December for my house.
    That gives me 12 months basically to put together 560.

  32. Charmybabyxo • Share • 3

    it is extremely expensive to live in Hawaii so... if she can barely feed herself moving to Hawaii would probably be the worst idea on earth groceries are extremely expensive there. I mean everything is expensive there it's probably somebody just trying to scam her.

  33. LadyMayhem02 • Share • 3

    She doesn’t understand most stuff has to be flown or shipped in, making prices higher. Like Alaska. I’d love to see it happen.

  34. Nadia_LaMariposa • Share • 2

    Tophia's extreme stupidity irks my soul!

  35. EntireOne2112 • Share • 1

    I heard a gallon of milk there is like, 10$ 😭

  36. st0lenbliss • Share • 1

    doesn’t she pride herself on being super woke? how does she not know that hawaiian people don’t want randos moving there lol

  37. smittymoose • Share • 1

    Ya know? There isn’t property taxes on property when you don’t own. Rent is also super cheap when you don’t have a place to pay rent on either. She should go. The food is super cheap and so is the cost of living. As long as you’re willing to try and forage your own vegetarian diet while being homeless. She can save on airfare by hopping in a boat at the port of Albuquerque, it’s like a 3 hour trip.

  38. carniverousplant • Share • 1

    Imagine her grocery bill crashout in hawaii

  39. Far_Back_7637 • Share • 0

    Never beating the smokey obsession allegations

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