tophia what the hell is this

r/tophiachutiktok • by RegretOwn6478 •
40 Archived Comments

Archived Comments

  1. beaniewalnuts Share • 249

    she’s so physically repulsive she thinks a perfume will help attract men towards her 😭

    1. Stunning-Wing-3623 Share • 42
  2. Dollleyedgirl Share • 192

    a PHEROMONE PERFUME?!?! its only going to enhance her fishy ass, mothball scented B.O. 😭😭

    1. INeedAMedKit Share • 9

      Moth ball smellin ah 😭

  3. shon_the_cat Share • 116

    She’s such a sex pest i s2g

  4. Maleficent_Warning78 Share • 65

    Watch that be for jungkook 😭💔

  5. Sammy_Saw_Shank Share • 52

    Honestly, I’m surprised she wasn’t already trying to do the “masking with perfume” method. I mean, it never works and its never a proper substitute for a shower, but considering she tries to mask her greasy unwashed face with make up? I’m surprised she hasn’t amassed and ALR style array of body sprays

    1. Equivalent_Shame_511 Share • 18

      stopp this is exactly what came to mind when i saw this, the krystle era was insane when she has over 400 perfumes taking up a whole top+bottom of a desk

  6. im_just_blech Share • 47

    PHERMONES????????

  7. Juicyy56 Share • 35

    Maybe try showering and washing your hair first. She must smell like shit.

  8. Jellybeanzdream Share • 29

    Does she not realize that your body has to be clean in order for that to work? 🤭

    1. istamrahere Share • 2

      LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

  9. greywalts Share • 28

    does she think the man is included?

    1. Stunning-Wing-3623 Share • 9

      🤣🤏🏽

  10. Much-Moose9396 Share • 26

    "oH mY GAWWWD! YoU gUyS! I JuSt sAvEd iT fOr LaTeR! I dIdNt mEaN tO pUt iT oN My wiShLiSt!
    Besides! I'm a s3xu@l being, MYND YOO! So StOp StAlKiNg everything I dOo oN the internet. That's wEiRd! (**likes weird queerbaiting videos, thirst traps, and fetishizing gay people and Asians)

    1. Advanced-Hour-108 Share • 7

      That sounds like something toya oracle would say

    2. Nmixsss Share • 1

      IM ACTUALLY HOLLERING AT THIS 😭😭😭😭

  11. lunar_slytherin Share • 25

    ugh she’s such a gooner 😭😭😭

  12. juniperbeeze Share • 23

    🤢

  13. calliecupcake Share • 21

    I use this because it smells sweet and fruity on me so on HER it would make her piss stench WORSE and she would smell like WET ROTTED BEEF 😭

    1. Delicious-Exercise51 Share • 1

      rotted beef 🤣🤣

  14. practicejuche Share • 19

    there is no way 😭

  15. Defiant-Art Share • 18

    🤣🤣🤣 I cant with tofupa

  16. flowerysloth Share • 16

    Oh she's desperate for some dick. She could bathe in a bathtub full of pheromones and it would still not be enough to make any man get attracted to her 

    1. dragonfruit26282 Share • 4

      she could definitely get an old homeless guy but she thinks she deserves an asian minor

  17. BigBirdBeyotch Share • 15

    Lmao… fake ass pheromones aren’t going to help you find a man. Why don’t you actually stop eating fast food at least twice a day, shower, use skin moisturizer, comb and style your hair, work on a personality other than being the perpetual victim, and dress better than graphic t shirts and ill fitting stretch jeans. Damn, I guess that’s a lot of work for Tophia to put in though… pheromones it is I guess!

  18. ketchupROCKS Share • 10

    Ok goonchu

  19. Penelopesrevenge1 Share • 8

    Omg pheromones will make her smell like BO on steroids. For the love of the game, pls don’t

  20. INeedAMedKit Share • 6

    God I wish LTG would roast her ass like he did boogie and wings.

  21. Funny_Blacksmith_587 Share • 5

    ![gif](giphy|WywQumT3819FNJVlpO|downsized)

    😝when she sees the local crack addict looking extra crackY that morning 😍😜.

  22. Yuhcrazymotherlode Share • 5

    Well good luck charliechu

    ![gif](giphy|GXHhlODezD8Upam4GC|downsized)

  23. PanicNo8854 Share • 5

    It's like watching a wild animal try and attract a mate. Nothing and I mean nothing is going to help her except a bar of soap and some coochie wipes. After all of that pheromones aren't going to help either.

  24. smittymoose Share • 5

    You know. There was another yootube celebrity who used pheromone soap. It didn’t work for him either…. He too was also blessed with stunning good looks, even better hygiene and an educated worldly view like our friend Tofupa.

    1. Younicron Share • 2

      LOL I’d totally forgotten about Tactical soap.

  25. Kuuromii- Share • 4

    Its called manifesting

  26. Stunning-Wing-3623 Share • 3
  27. Advanced-Hour-108 Share • 2

    What’s pheromones? Sorry I kind of live under a rock

  28. tetsuothestoryteller Share • 1

    Attractionchu

  29. ovaltine_jankins Share • 1

    What the actual fuck tophia

  30. skydawgg445 Share • 1

    whatever it takes ig :/

  31. raerecluse Share • 1

    This is just embarrassing

  32. FaithlessnessNext423 Share • 1

    ![gif](giphy|Z9OGuQyrfHAE8)

  33. cherriemii Share • 1

    She’s so embarrassing 😭

  34. Admirable_Dee Share • 1

    Umm funk and perfume doesn’t go together