sometimes I forget she’s 5’3. she looks like a freaking giant😭

r/tophiachutiktok • by stinkysilly1 •
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  1. spacepunkcannibal Share • 293

    girl posting on her dumbass story like my 14 year old friends would in the middle of the pandemic

    1. Stunning-Wing-3623 Share • 30

      ![gif](giphy|l0GtwcDSNteWx2vfy)

  2. ChemistryGreen1460 Share • 258

    Her height and waist size are actually the same measurement!

    1. NervousStock2241 Share • 27

      LMFAO

    2. upstylo Share • 25
    3. Far_Fish8306 Share • 2

      “MR FIVE BY FIVE!HE’S FIVE FEET TALL AND FIVE FEET WIDE!”

    4. FeralPotathoe Share • 1

      ![gif](giphy|l8tpwRJEwDwEFU5BW0|downsized)

  3. BigE-Cheese Share • 129

    Y is a 32 y.o. woman reposting stuff like this 💀💀

    1. real_fbi_frank Share • 37

      She should be a wife by now or a career woman by now lol

      1. aIoneinvegas Share • 36

        idk about a wife but a career woman she should 😭 or at least have a job of some sort

        1. Flimsy_Cover_5208 Share • 2

          Career at dsw shoes

  4. OllaniusPiers Share • 104

    I thought she was a lot taller than that wtf.

    1. unebastard Share • 48

      Apparently Mamachu is 4’5?????

      1. xintrovertx Share • 21

        she’s not 4’5 lol she’s definitely 4 foot something but i really doubt she’s that short

        1. unebastard Share • 8

          yea, I don’t trust what Toph says, but she has said that Marie is 4’5 on live

  5. Visual-Usual8564 Share • 96

    53” back 😷

    1. bloodyhuntress Share • 33

      I was gonna say she’s 53' on each leg but she’s so deformed she’s got skinny ass legs, no ass, ALL torso

      1. Spare_Lemon2660 Share • 15

        Cushing syndrome body type with theperfect mixture of PCOS and maybe Diabetes 🫣

  6. namkookOT7 Share • 72

    She has a really wide frame... like huge.

    1. dragonfruit26282 Share • 7

      i mean i hate to be the one to say this but being petite has nothing to do with weight😭😭like yeah she is obese but anything under 5’4 qualifies as petite

      1. namkookOT7 Share • 6

        I know it has nothing to do with weight. I'm talking about frame and bone structure.

        1. dragonfruit26282 Share • -3

          still has nothing to do with frame or bone structure lmao, petite literally means a person who is short

          1. namkookOT7 Share • 6

            Okay. As if two things can't be true and have more than one meaning.

            1. dragonfruit26282 Share • -2

              this makes no sense, she is petite by definition cause she is short, thats literally what petite means.. what has more than one meaning?😭

              1. namkookOT7 Share • 8

                Yeah, she’s short, but I meant her frame isn’t petite. Words can have more than one nuance, that’s all. Petite can refer to many things. I didn't say you were wrong.

    2. Nefriti Share • 3

      Silverback

  7. INeedAMedKit Share • 40

    5'3 and 350 pounds. Smdh

  8. Competitive-Taco Share • 26

    5.3m wide

  9. kitten3396 Share • 25

    She's so petite and dainty

    /s

    1. Defiant-Art Share • 13

      Petite dainty caveman

  10. Mysterious_Hat_1584 Share • 18

    How tall is Marie? She towers over her

    1. livefastdie96 Share • 14

      Marie I think she said is 4’9

      1. Your_Local_Jester Share • 1

        She can’t be that tall 😭 I’d give 4’7

  11. aIoneinvegas Share • 17

    ew that post is so weird and so is the original creator

  12. NervousStock2241 Share • 15

    I heard that she lies about her height and exaggerates how short she is and she’s not even really 5’3 lol

  13. stirfrymetothemoon Share • 15

    Stop yall she thinks she’s a tiny uwu shy girl 👉👈

  14. Much-Moose9396 Share • 13

    Pfft. I guess whatever I am is spouse height

  15. CowBootBats Share • 11

    She absolutely is not 5'3". She's around 5'7". Don't forget she lies about everything.

    1. LegitimateShip9429 Share • 1

      Wait how did you know she’s 5 ft 7? I’m curious about it

      1. CowBootBats Share • 6

        I don't know if she's exactly 5'7" but she's around that height. You can get a general idea of her height by watching videos of her in the apartment era when she gets up and stands near objects (like door frames). She was also taller than her brother who is 5'3". Another thing that I found interesting is that she did some TikTok video where it gives you a height and she captioned it ***5'7"?*** but the bot gave her 6'0". My conspiracy theory is that the caption she added was her real height and she just says 5'3" because she thinks it makes her sound cute and because she can claim to weigh less at that height instead of her actual weight which is probably in the high 200s to mid 300s.

        1. k20zh14 Share • 4

          Her caption on that video is diabolical why is it so full of typos

          1. CowBootBats Share • 2

            Lmao right? That's the original reason I screenshot it. 😅

  16. Yuhcrazymotherlode Share • 11

    I feel she's taller because there is no way...

  17. Tozi_Lee Share • 11

    5’3 is a STRETCH. I wanna say she’s 5’5-6 with her hair adding height to her.

    1. Ill_Charge3489 Share • 1

      Yeah, like when she was still in apartmentchu she said she was 5'3 1/2 maybe she's miraculously grown a bit

  18. Kuuromii- Share • 10

    She’s lying! Urnchu was 5’3 and she towers over him

    1. thejudasjewel Share • 6

      Urnchu is so crazy 😭 My jaw literally dropped

  19. sweatyhugzz Share • 10

    also what a stupid post lmfao “girlfriend height” ??😭

  20. Entire_Examination_4 Share • 9

    Its because her circumference is 7’2”

  21. Mother_Equivalent649 Share • 7

    Dpeaking of girlfriend, 5'8 is the real deal

  22. lanasj Share • 6

    she needs to stfu w this “i’m so petite” bs. ur literally 400lbs and 5’3.5.. ur not petite at alllll

  23. marsthechocolate Share • 6

    The singer Tyla is 5’4. Tyla is one inch taller than Tophia.

    Damn.

    ![gif](giphy|rhGhBtd1jkG1R0IUnd|downsized)

    1. freshoutthebuffet Share • 2

      Tbh I think this is what Fupa thinks she looks like

  24. upstylo Share • 5

    yooo it's was crazy when I take pix wit my 5'2 ex cuz I was a foot taller... IMO 5'3 is 2 short for me but then again this is tofupachu... she's a predator lookin for them AZN BOIS.... 🧌🦈🧌🦈🧌🦈🧌

  25. nitenite79 Share • 5

    She forgot she’s 5’3 wide

  26. WatercoloringisHard Share • 5

    She makes me ashamed of being 5'3

  27. Madbro0331 Share • 4

    Damn she’s taller than me and still somehow fatter. then again, i don’t eat whole meals for families of four.

  28. SavyBae Share • 4

    People in the comment are saying she doesn’t look 5’3 but I’m around her same height at 5’2 and people think I’m way taller. I think people think 5’3/5’2 women are supposed to look 4’9. It’s not that short as the average woman is around 5’4. Her height is believable, considering her mother is super short, and then her brother was around the same height as her.

    1. ketchupROCKS Share • 1

      Her brother was shorter also look at pictures of her next to doors and in public she looks giant

      1. SavyBae Share • 1

        I just went back and looked at the picture. They definitely look around the same height 5’3 to 5’4. Her hair is big but that doesn’t count towards height. It can give the illusion of looking taller though along with having longer legs and a shorter torso.

  29. bitterney Share • 3

    Wow I legit thought she was at least 5’10”. I always wondered why she didn’t become a linebacker

    1. UnfriendlyVegan Share • 1

      She lies about her height. She’s actually around 5’7” - 5’8”.

  30. Brilliant_Tax8581 Share • 2

    5'3" and just as big around horizontally...

  31. Sharp_Shoulder1472 Share • 2

    Sooooo how much is 5’3 in cm ? 😭😭

  32. LandscapeShoddy5072 Share • 2

    5 tons, 3 oz

  33. Madbro0331 Share • 1

    Damn she’s taller than me and still somehow fatter.

  34. PipedInFromIthaca Share • 1

    Damn, I do have a 5'3'' girlfriend; luckily for me though she's got absolutely nothing else in common with Tophia

  35. RegretOwn6478 Share • 1

    she's 5'3 wide

  36. riaisdead Share • 1

    NO WAY IM TOPHIAS HEIGHT 😭

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  38. freshoutthebuffet Share • 1

    She’s never letting the dainty wittle gworl thing go

  39. ofwgliftitb Share • 1

    This the type of shit only a middle schooler would post. 💀💀

  40. ketchupROCKS Share • 1

    I’m 5’4 and I feel like she would tower over me I still don’t believe she’s 5’3

  41. ketchupROCKS Share • 1

    Door frames are 6’4 this one could be taller and she slouches but I think she’s around 5’8 5’9

  42. Rude-Sugar6434 Share • 1

    im 5’3 and i thought she was like what 6 ft talk

  43. Fearless_Run_1041 Share • 1

    That’s why her fupa has its own fupa.