gf applications

r/tophiachutiktok • by overthemoon11 •

i genuinely cannot believe she posted not one, but two girlfriend applications. i seriously wonder what goes through her head.

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  1. Far_Back_7637 Share • 45

    Desperation is a hell of a thing.

    1. anonymousx97 Share • 10

      When you’re desperate, horny and lonely . Anything with a pulse will do

  2. MordecaiTheByzantine Share • 40

    That’s the only thing her mother taught her. 

    Mamachu only life achievement has been getting impregnated and then live off the man’s money.

    So she’s probably telling her “Jew need to find a mann mai dotter” or some other delusional bs.

    1. shon_the_cat Share • 6

      ![gif](giphy|eevfPxSmGYu6k)

    2. Top_Cartographer_524 Share • 1

      Well she did graduate high school and worked at taco bell...that's something

  3. Fire_Candle9530 Share • 28

    Almost every lolcow has had a relationship/intercourse Amberylynn, Ash, Boogie,FoodieBeauty Etc. even her brother had a strong relationship, (Angie) and hey her ahh can't get a single human to be in a relationship with her can you imagine ??! Being that unloveable or just so antisocial that your alone at 31 ... AND NOT by choice ?? LIKE AMBER has more game than you !?

    1. greengrassfairy Share • 16

      Bruh I can’t even think about this…like ur right, a morbidly obese 600 elbees dainty lesbo has had multiple relationships in the past few years. Tophi can’t even get nothing… Jesus I’m offended for her

      1. Fire_Candle9530 Share • 17

        Amber has been proposed to, her butt wipes by Becky, like amber has that power to really have someone fall in love with her, same with Brotherxhu I mean angi was pregnant at one point like they be out here fucking 😭☠️😂 and then there it topia and her rose toy (that Angie said topia stole from her 😭😭)

        1. greengrassfairy Share • 7

          FUCKING GAG

        2. Still_Mission_1918 Share • 3

          That's something shit right there if you can have someone whipping your ass because you can't, that's something on another level😭😭

    2. anonymousx97 Share • 11

      Even Chris Chan got flutter or whatever she is to him. If I were her and read this it would ruin my whole week lmfao 😂

      1. JollyApplication6627 Share • 1

        Has flutter been shown on camera? If she hasn’t, I have a theory that she isn’t real and is just something made up to own the trolls

        1. Top_Cartographer_524 Share • 5

          She's real. She was spotted in Finland with chris. No way a ween or troll would fly 16 hours to Finland and spend several days with chris in a foreign country

          1. JollyApplication6627 Share • 1

            I’m surprised Chris was eligible for a visa to Finland

  4. tomatoesarepoison Share • 27

    Yet no job applications. 🙄

  5. Penelopesrevenge1 Share • 11

    INCEL bitch

  6. Much-Moose9396 Share • 8

    It's giving Chris Chan Sweetheart search.

  7. Emu803 Share • 5

    ![gif](giphy|hpFTV3KfDXTQ9X8pEX|downsized)

  8. LoLBarnn Share • 3

    Lots of cows have a unique trait of stupidity that is a fraction of lolcow Chris Chan

  9. Still_Mission_1918 Share • 1

    Can someone link me 😭😭😭😭