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Gun to your head, which one are you choosing as your roommate

r/tophiachutiktok • by MKVltraVictim1987 •

Josh, because he can be pretty chill when he’s not surrounded by airheaded influencers screaming at him or in the general public. Tophia is probably the second least-worst on here, just barely. If the constant whining, complaining, tantrums, and suicide-baiting doesn’t do it for me, the friggin hygiene definitely will.

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  1. Kanna_Fan1989 • Share • 104

    Tophia. Immediately locking her into a car, she's used to that.

    1. ACL-IR • Share • 13

      here i was thinking there was no right answer involving her, bravo

  2. DumbLookingCicada • Share • 69

    Don't be shy, pull the damn trigger

    1. MKVltraVictim1987 • Share • 4

      Nah, I think I’m gonna choose for you. I’m gonna be nice and let you stay with Joshua Block, have fun.

      1. Grand-Yellow1259 • Share • 16

        This is fryless bag behavior 

  3. Imaginary-Ticket-270 • Share • 36

    I hate to say this. Tophia.

    1. LegitimateShip9429 • Share • 4

      Yes because all she would do is just scroll on the phone 24/7

    2. No_Panic7619 • Share • 2

      ![gif](giphy|LmOQmlb3JZFYLPfbHc)

  4. Penelopesrevenge1 • Share • 32

    Captain Josh 💯

    1. Bean_Boozled • Share • 31

      Josh is also a violent sexual predator tho, so you can't really separate him from PDFs

      1. AtalantiaX • Share • 9

        He’s also a violent raging alcoholic

        1. Toht003 • Share • 5

          Who has no problem hitting women

    2. Ok-Possession-9111 • Share • 21

      You won’t be too happy w that choice when you’re diseased he doesn’t shower and has has multiple skin infections

      1. Independent_Grade615 • Share • 5

        when is he ever home tho

  5. NarcHater255 • Share • 23

    Unfortunately, probably Tophia. I would just lock her in a room with a bathroom and give her one big mountain dew bottle and one patty melt per day

    1. Campsters2803 • Share • 1

      The patty melt is oddly specific

      1. NarcHater255 • Share • 2

        It's her favorite food, she orders them from Whataburger all the time

  6. Adept-Result9526 • Share • 21

    Josh 100%. I’ll take belligerent alcoholic over pedophile any day. And I get the added bonus of telling him to put the fries in the bag.

    1. Bean_Boozled • Share • 26

      Weird how people just call Josh out for his alcoholism and not his sexual molestation/SA of multiple girls, especially when they point out the sexual crimes of the other lolcows

      1. Ok-Possession-9111 • Share • 18

        Also how he beats on random woman

      2. Adept-Result9526 • Share • 5

        Absolutely fair. Josh also has smacked(assaulted) multiple women along with the sa and harassment. He also straight up stomped a fish to death with absolute glee. These are all terrible people. I didn’t bring up the harassment and sa of women likely because I’m a guy, so in the context of the rooming with him question I wouldn’t need to worry about that. That’s my fault, I really didn’t have that come to the forefront of my mind.

    2. teasmit • Share • 6

      I am not staying in the same room with somebody who eats poo, picks their boogers, and wipes all without washing their hands.

  7. ChuuAcolypse • Share • 21

    Josh is the correct choice because he would instantly fuck off to wherever with one of his handlers and you wouldn’t see him for months/if ever

    1. CarefulStructure3334 • Share • 4

      ^^^ lmfao or just give him a handle and lock him out the house 😭🤣

  8. Sadelf9 • Share • 14

    FUCK no. They can pull the trigger 😭

  9. real_fbi_frank • Share • 14

    I'll take the gun to the head option pls

    1. MKVltraVictim1987 • Share • 4

      If you don’t wanna choose, I’m choosing for you. You get to stay with Andrew. Have a good time.

      1. real_fbi_frank • Share • 5

        But I said pls, pretty pls😭

        1. MKVltraVictim1987 • Share • 5

          “Pls” isn’t gonna save you. Have fun cleaning shit off the walls and dealing with the faker’s headbanging tantrums. Last chance to choose your roommate.

          1. Adept-Result9526 • Share • 5

            YOU SAY ANDY FAKE??!??

            1. MKVltraVictim1987 • Share • 1

              Fake asf

          2. real_fbi_frank • Share • 4

            *loud gunshot sound in the next room*

  10. AstronautEast8555 • Share • 12

    larson … period

    1. AstronautEast8555 • Share • 18
    2. DavidRyanDailey • Share • 4

      Facts. It’s the only answer.

    3. Toht003 • Share • 1

      Is Mr President to you buddy

      1. AstronautEast8555 • Share • 2

        plz forgive me 🙏🏻🥺

  11. bebe_gg • Share • 10

    “Captain”Josh or Daniel…only because he seems like he’s quiet fr fr standing in the corner of his room taking photos of himself lol

    1. MKVltraVictim1987 • Share • 31

      Daniel will smash holes in every single room of your house, lmao, I don’t wanna seem condescending but I feel like you don’t know much about Danderson

      1. bebe_gg • Share • 1

        nah you’re good hahaha
        I know he’s like that. but after I’m done scaring him he’ll be too scared to move

    2. [deleted] • Share • 1

      [deleted]

  12. Sacred_Nandi_Cow • Share • 7

    Thank you for not making this a game of fuck, marry or kill.

  13. Bean_Boozled • Share • 6

    Daniel is the only one that would actually leave you alone if you told him to. Everyone else would either keep nagging you or would get mad at you for wanting to be left alone, either way they'd keep bothering you.

    1. CleanProfessional678 • Share • 4

      Plus, with Larson, if you just convinced him that Grace said to do X, you’re fine.

  14. CleanProfessional678 • Share • 6

    If those are my choices, looks like *I’m* entering my homeless arc.

  15. PanicNo8854 • Share • 4

    Big Toph. Locked in a sound proof basement. Still get a bag of cat food and one case of bottled water. She better make it last.

    1. MKVltraVictim1987 • Share • 5

      Give her dog food so she can understand how Peaches felt.

      1. PanicNo8854 • Share • 2

        Yes!!! 😂

    2. Toht003 • Share • 2

      She wouldn’t be used to such lavish treatment

  16. MKVltraVictim1987 • Share • 3

    Due to how easy this choice was in retrospect, Josh is now excluded from the list and it has been narrowed down to Tophia, Cyraxx, Andrew, and Daniel.

    1. redactedhere • Share • 4

      No no you can’t do that it’s not allowed

      1. MKVltraVictim1987 • Share • 5

        I just did.

  17. heartpops • Share • 2

    josh, no contest tbh. he's like, never home so it would be like not having a roommate. also, he's probably the least violent out of the lot and since he's never home I'd never have to smell him.

    1. Bean_Boozled • Share • 8

      Least violent? Out of everyone here he has the most violent outbursts. Only Cyraxx and Daniel have shown violence, but only on a couple occasions. With Josh it's every day.

      1. heartpops • Share • 1

        toph isn't physically violent, but she's such an emotional vampire that it's pretty volatile. and again, josh is never really home so his violent outbursts are less of an issue

  18. Big_Word_2248 • Share • 2

    Give me World of T-shirts for the win.

  19. starbiiies • Share • 2

    i hate to say it but i think tophia is gonna be the best option here.

  20. Dickslayer704 • Share • 2

    Honestly, tophia 😵‍💫

  21. FeralPotathoe • Share • 2

    Josh is the only right answer.

    1. FeralPotathoe • Share • 2

      I have to now change my answer to Tophia. She would be easy to intimidate. I'm smarter and wouldn't care about her shit talking

  22. JenGutz20 • Share • 2

    Pull the trigger. IDGAF.

  23. [deleted] • Share • 1

    [deleted]

  24. Ok-Possession-9111 • Share • 1

    Josh is literally diseased and a alcoholic

  25. Sleep_Riot • Share • 1

    I’ll take the gun pls

  26. More_Equal3882 • Share • 1

    How come Chris Chan is not on the list?

  27. Grand-Yellow1259 • Share • 1

    I'll take one for the team and drag the poopsquatch to hell. No jury would convict me anyway.

  28. MixGullible2994 • Share • 1

    If you mean roommate as in we have our own room in a shared apartment, Honestly I truly think it’s tophia. I’m a gamer so I can deal with all her noise from livestreaming, just have my headphones on. The smell won’t bother me too much because she would just lock herself away in her room. The takeout rubbish I can deal with, as long as the communal space is clean I don’t care what her space looks like. only problem would be she is very well known for not paying rent 😭

  29. Emokidfrom2008 • Share • 1

    None. Shoot me lol.

  30. PopularChapter9111 • Share • 1

    None Ill just unalive lol

  31. decomposingbutterfly • Share • 1

    josh

  32. stoicable • Share • 1

    Gun to my head

  33. Nearby-Size-3947 • Share • 1

    Tophia

  34. No_Panic7619 • Share • 1

    Josh!

  35. Ffchjkbgjk • Share • 1

    Josh is semi normal compared to the rest!

  36. chungus2000 • Share • 1

    Josh, but only because of the endless supply of booze

  37. ketchupROCKS • Share • 1

    World of shirts

  38. Initial-Joke8194 • Share • 1

    Joshua Block. Someone needs to help that guy, I can fix him.

  39. Alledee • Share • 1

    Larson, if you tell him to leave you alone he most likely would. I would just have to deal with his tantrums in his room. Doesn't seem like he eats much, and if I say I'm friends with that one chick he's obsessed with I think I'll be ok.

  40. PrincessAintPeachy • Share • 1

    I couldn't be near ditch, because I've been wanting someone to knock his block off for some time. His nonsense is too otp for me to even pretend I could tolerate him

  41. United-Bother-8205 • Share • 1

    Tophia tbh. I think all of the rest of them have the capability of physically destroying the house or getting violent. she is at least too lazy for that

  42. AccomplishedTip9864 • Share • 1

    Tophia 🫩

  43. LoLBarnn • Share • 1

    World of t-shirts, give him some cheap vodka and he's docile

  44. pants710 • Share • 1

    Josh. I’m also an alcoholic we can make things work 🤔

  45. dragonfruit26282 • Share • 1

    is there an option to kill myself

  46. Key-Promotion-3339 • Share • 1

    Well for starters tophia would be too disgusting and annoying, hearing from other peoples encounters with her IRL I don't want to smell her at all.

    Daniel Larson would be kind of fun to live with for a bit, I think it would be funny but id be scared of him touching me in my sleep or trying to beat me up and I would have to listen to his shizophrenic ramblings on a daily basis. He also has the same problem as tophia, being stinky and disgusting. I would have to hide my toothbrush......
    Cyraxx is the same as Daniel, probably stinks too.

    I don't know who the other guy is but I'm choosing world of tshirts, he seems like the most normal from what I've seen of him, just has anger issues. Doesn't smell like rancid farts and will actually clean himself.

    1. mortuarymaiden • Share • 1

      Josh is dirty and diseased as fuck 😶

      1. Key-Promotion-3339 • Share • 1

        Well....how much more dirty is he compared to the others ?

  47. Mindless_Fan_8120 • Share • 1

    im pulling the trigger

  48. blakcat9507 • Share • 1

    Tophia 100% using her to scare everyone in the house

  49. lanasj • Share • 1

    tophia ☹️

  50. Lurky_Lurk31 • Share • 1

    We sleeping outside tonight, gang. ✌️

  51. DavidRyanDailey • Share • 1

    Daniel the dingleberry bandit Larson! That’s my pick and it’s not even close! He has always been the LOLcow that sickened me the least; and there’s actually moments where I root for the guy and want to see him catch a break for once! I can’t say that about Tophia,Andy, or Cyrax there’s never a single moment where I don’t despise them and their existence. (Haven’t gone too deep in the rabbit hole with Josh but he doesn’t seem as bad as those 3 either, but I couldn’t live with a raging alcoholic regardless if they were halfway chill as a person)

  52. Toht003 • Share • 1

    Josh. The poopsquatch and goblin can stay wherever they are.

  53. 3evoid • Share • 1

    which one is josh idk all these people 😭

  54. Goodheartedgrim • Share • 1

    Wow, every other option is far worse than Tophia.

  55. destinaaa • Share • 1

    YOU SAY I FAKE?!

  56. Far_Fish8306 • Share • 1

    Tophia might be an annoying bitch, but that’s literally how she is, just annoying, she won’t do shit, all bark and no bite, so I’ll just basically ignore her and go on with my day, and have her in a different room of course, if the place I’m in has more than one bedroom, if not, I’m using noise cancelling headphones.the only other downside is having to clean more too.

  57. SocietyLonely7569 • Share • 1

    NEITHER

  58. Consistent_Peak9550 • Share • 1

    The gun would go off

  59. iVAkio • Share • 1

    id rather shit in my hands and clap

  60. werid-1 • Share • 1

    tophia isnt that bad.. so yea ill pick her

  61. yapping_jerboa • Share • 1

    I'd say Josh for the buzz supply but I don't think it's a good idea to get drunk around him as a woman is safe, so Tophia

  62. Flimsy_Cover_5208 • Share • 1

    Josh bc at least u can js get hammered all day and sing liquor honey honey

  63. Rude-Sugar6434 • Share • 0

    josh

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