why doesn’t she just shave it off

r/tophiachutiktok • by ConclusionOk2633 •

her hair is just as big as her, a matted helmet

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Archived Comments

  1. Employer-Normal Share • 151

    she has a matted helmet to hide all the ridges and dent on her head, if she went bald itll look something like this

    1. cheopstickshi Share • 58

      Dawg put a TW next time 💀💀💀🤢

      1. Employer-Normal Share • 8

        Okay my bad, next time 😅😂

    2. DayOldBrownies Share • 20

      In the barbershop we call that a hot dog head

    3. Select_Medium5147 Share • 7

      Ewww I feel ill

    4. Dollleyedgirl Share • 2

      id be genuinely impressed if her head looked like that because we all know for a fact her brain is as smooth as a babies bottom

  2. DIODidNothing_Wrong Share • 48

    She’s gonna have to hire a sheep sheerer to cut that matted mess off. The poor poor animal why won’t Peta help this clearly suffering.. creature!

    1. thatcoloradomom Share • 7

      🎤🧌 🎶 in the arm of a angle 🎶 mom say me Mariah Carey.

  3. UsualSpeaker2441 Share • 35

    ![gif](giphy|he6QpCAodUibE1T3zW|downsized)

  4. tomatoesarepoison Share • 24

    The only thing that will save that mop is to just regrow it. A cheap ass Halloween wig would look better than that current mess! I’m sure she has an entire ecosystem in rats nest!

    While she’s at it, she needs to shave that face of hers!!

    (No shame in having to shave your face, I get dermaplaning and waxing once a month.)

    1. kitten3396 Share • 5

      Right!!! I dermaplane too. It's actually quite fun imo haha

      1. tomatoesarepoison Share • 3

        I love the way it makes the face feel silkily smooth afterwards! And how good makeup goes on!

        ![gif](giphy|ohRB7lodHJobrD5WNd)

        1. kitten3396 Share • 4

          I don't wear makeup personally. I just like a soft/ smooth face haha

    2. Dollleyedgirl Share • 2

      this just reminded me id like to dermaplane my face soon LOL

  5. PipedInFromIthaca Share • 23

    Ready for baldchu.

  6. Funny_Blacksmith_587 Share • 14

    ![gif](giphy|z184ECRvvM8fdUoAPB|downsized)

    She genuinely doesn’t shower in one of her recent streams she stood up and you can see her whole arm you can see how dirty she is by the patches on her skin, if she showered her hair would be better, during the stream she got that new fake room you can see she finally showered her hair was normal. I can only recall 3 times in 2 years seeing her hair washed. A true SHREK ORGE 🧌

  7. anonymousx97 Share • 12

    Why did I think you were referring to his beard

  8. NoVeterinarian8622 Share • 11

    bald is in, she should give it a try

  9. nastyfurby Share • 11

    i bet that shit feels like HAY

  10. NarcHater255 Share • 5

    You would have to see the build up of dandruff, sweat, and grease, be careful for what you wish for

  11. littlebitmissa Share • 3

    She needs to shave it. I shaved mine twice in my life. The last time was from a stroke because I didn't want to inconvenience anyone. It will grow in nicer for her to take care of.

  12. skydawgg445 Share • 3

    really looking like mamachu in the last pic

  13. Dontfeedtheunicornz Share • 2
  14. littlejuicy- Share • 2

    because she has the same scalp as aryeh from fishtank