For 10 million dollars untaxed: you have to live with 3 of them simultaneously for a year.
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Only if they touch u then u can go all in
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I think in a year I could get Nova, Raxx, and Andy to touch me first, then it's time for a sock full of batteries and a lot of bleach.
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Idk if I can take Andy shitting and constantly bothering everyone to change his diapers.
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He can shit and he can cry but he's not getting changed--and the second he misplaces a finger, he's gonna find out what getting 'buzed really is
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Easily Ash (she’s always out), tophia (I’m a teenager so she already fears me), and nova (I’m not a minor + I can buy him food + I own air freshener).
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Same I’d roast them till they cry
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This seems like the best answer
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My exact pick. Plus I can fight and they can't 😌
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Only if my bedroom has a bathroom inside of it
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Ofc it will. I answered the question. counting on the fact that we’ll have separate bathrooms 😭🤞🏽
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No
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Valid reaction ngl
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Ash, Nova, and Tophia then I’d film everything like it’s Fish Tank
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That would be the worst show ever and I’d watch every episode.
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SaturatedContent on YouTube has a business idea where we get Ash Trevino, Tophiachu, Cyraxx, Wings of Redemption, Boogie2988, DJ Killer Keemstar, EDP445, Johnny Somali, Steven Dawson, iCierra, Krystal Station, Andrew Ditch, AirSoftFatty, Onlyusemeblade, Burger Planet, Mexican Andy, iamSkippy, Annacondasin, Elisa Jordana, Josomon, Unkle Adams, Archie luxury, Dan Sobel, Nova Online, Ian Foote, Salmon Andy, DragonLordFrodo, Leslie Clark, Christian Burger, Amberlynn Reid, Foodie Beauty, Kiaraakitty, Lisa Richards, Arab Andy, and World of T-Shirts together, put them in the same house together, fill it with enough cameras so that there are no blind spots, and have the cameras also have microphones so that donation messages are read out to them, and if it’s telling them to do something, they have to do it. What do you think of the business idea?
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Ewwww who the fuck is the second to last one? They’re all gross but ughhh his nub teeth make me sick to look at
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That's Cyraxx I'm fairly certain he's actually inbred and insane
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The theory is he has Cleidocranial Dysostosis and fetal alcohol syndrome.
Definitely insane, though.
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Cyrax
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Ugh that’s so fucking disgusting
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He also has butt worms, craps himself regularly (basically any time he farts), drools constantly, never bathes and has a host of bugs living on him including bed bugs which have bitten his bald head - hence the ever present scabs.
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He told the one giant whale of a woman he was dating, I can't remember her name, that he'd catch and pop the bedbugs that clawed on him. That is by far the one thing that grossed me out the most about Raxx.
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Her name was Jasmine! She was a weirdo who was obsessed with Chris Chan and agreed to have a baby with Cyraxx for some ungodly reason.
She also said he sniffed the bed bugs after he popped them. 🤢
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Yes!! OMG!! I forgot about the sniffing!! Heather said his dick didn't work and he basically came dust. She tried to get pregnant the whole time she lived there. It's not like she couldn't. She got pregnant by her ex the minute she was out of that house. That's why Raxx is convinced the baby she had was his.
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Used to flash his scabby dick to get streams taken down and him doing that is somehow Akron PD's fault.
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He’s a third generation sexual predator.
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Oh no you sweet summer child
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Lmfaoooooooo same ew
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Simple: avoid them all, let them get into TikTok live spats from across the house and lock myself in the basement.
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Smart Have all 6 of them live with each other bar the basement and seal it shut to make sure none of their bed bugs roaches maggots or mice get in the basement get a bunch of canned goods and just wait and let them eat each other.
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Ughhhhh I thought y'all were kidding about the bed bugs but my apt building is currently infested with them and I found a few in my bed. Literal fucking nightmare, the bug guy is coming within the next week. I have no idea how these people LIVE with them, I haven't had a good sleep in days.
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I know for a fact Nova and Lashay don't give af Ashley probably got them from sleeping around all the time
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You’re going to want soundproofing. Cyraxx is generally loud on his streams, but it’s especially bad when he’s arguing with someone. He thinks that whoever is louder is right. He’s also extremely easy for trolls to rile up.
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The gun would go off
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Tophia because she is a a wuss. I'd easy take advantage and have her doing my bidding for nothing. She can stay in the garage.
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It’s gonna stank.
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Just Nova. I'm gonna yell at him to get his shit together all day. Any time he starts getting online I would just scream repeatedly "CAN I GET A FRENCH ONION SOUP PLEASE".
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I want money but I don't want money that badly.
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Living with ash would be fun for like 3 days bc yall would js listen to whatever bs music she’s playing and getting hammered off discount liquor so you can js be drunk until the smell sets in. With toph u would basically have all the bad things ab ash w/o the fun parts and same for nova (at least nova is a guy so you can beat his ass) and I feel like cures is too unpredictable to the point where he might be able to assume control of the situation which I don’t like the concept of
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I fear for my life, i rather not
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No matter the choice, you get bed bugs. With that in mind, Id unfortunately choose.... Tophia, Nova and Cyraxx. I would say ash I can't handle that personality.
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Who's the last one? I dont recognize him
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Andy Ditch he like 40 and has a diaper kink and I think a humiliation kink similar to Nova he pretends to be neurodivergent, he likes kids, and poisoned his family and set off an inscent while his mom was on her COPD machine and he's obsessed with calling adult protective services and the cops.
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Andy is an idiot. Whenever someone refuses to help him, he either threatens to do or does something harmful or dangerous. Like, “Well, there’s nobody around to stop me, so I’ll just lay in this snow.” Which, contrary to his intent, just proves that he does know what’s safe and unsafe, otherwise why would he threaten to do the unsafe stuff if he didn’t have a caregiver?
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What ever you do, don’t pick him as a roommate!
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That’s so tough bro uhh ash. Cyraxx cuz all you gotta do is just give him an Xbox, music equipment, pc and some trolls and he won’t bother you like that, nova because like compared to the rest at this point in time he isn’t like doing anything crazy besides the current controversies rn 😭 but id suffer with those three for 10 milly vanilly dollars
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Bruh whoever 5 is just made my stomach hurt looking at him
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for the first time ever i don’t think i want the money…
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None.
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Can you commit schmurder without repercussions and still win the money?
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Lol if they try to kill you first
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biggie, her man, and ash. i’d force them, at gun point, to shower daily
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All that grease on Nova would repel the water and all the dirt on tophia would clog ur pipes lol
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I'll take everyone but Andy. The house will have cameras everywhere and zero internet access. And no one is allowed to leave. And my bedroom is a vault.
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Damn... I'd say Tophia, Nova and Cyraxx.
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Ash is a no-brainer because she’s almost never home and is always out pursuing some garbage man and blowing off her kids, Tophia is relatively easy to keep in line. All you have to do is shoot her a dirty look (yes she’ll talk mad smack about me esp bc i’m white , but I’m not on any meds so she can’t do anything to me), and then Nova will be easy to intimidate because I actually frequently shower, and he won’t bug me too much because I’m a woman of legal age
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My picks areee
Ash Trevino
Nova
Tophia.They’re terrible, but they clearly won’t try shit because they know they won’t do shit
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I choose Tophia and Nova. You can't keep two soul-crossed lovers apart, it's just cruel 💔. And add Ashley since she'd be out of the house the most
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Can’t do it and I can put up with a lot of terrible stuff but that’s too much. I would burn that place to the ground and i would expect a medal 🎖️ for my deeds
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Cyraxx,nova and toph for a year? Hell yes. I'd just buy a private land and make em fight like dogs hunger games style!
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Welcome to Hell. 😰
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I have to bring the lolcow family together, so Toph, her husband Nova, and their child Ditch.
Ideally I would take the Apple Store lady and Ash if it meant their kids would come too so I could try to give them a better life, but then I’d have to choose between a bunch of PDFs to put them in the same house…
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Tophia, Nova, and Ash cause A:They can’t fight. B:They do their own shit do I can just ignore their presence. C:All I need is canned food, frozen dinners, and air freshener and they wouldn’t complain
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Can't do it. Especially with Andy, Tophia, Nova, Cyraxx... the ones who I know for sure can't or won't clean. I do not want Andy banging on my door begging to help change him. Because I know I would try and keep shared spaces clean and he may see me as a potential caregiver.
I have lupus and can end up with a myriad of symptoms at any given time. I do not have the immune system, the energy, or the willpower to potentially clean up after 3 of these gross fucks. I don't want loud music, loud raging, loud parties to disturb me. On my worst days, I am in too much pain to be able to tolerate that. On top of that they are probably too stupid to understand that I am sick even if I don't look sick; and probably accuse me of faking.Even if they had their own rooms they would not keep them clean and they would definitely attract pests and roachchus.
I also don't trust these fucks to not enter my room, touching *my* stuff with dirty hands. Lots of them throw up or shit themselves constantly. Ewwww no. Can't have or handle that.
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ezzzz
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I’m surprised that Josh Block aka World of T-Shirts wasn’t an option
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I'd rather jump off of a skyscraper...
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Who is 3 and 4?
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3)Apple store meme girl she's an abusive neglectful alcoholic panhandler pedophile she has bipolar disorder and sometimes she gets so mad that she punches the screen
4) Ash Trevino shes also admitted to abusing/poisoning her daughter because she got more attention than her and she took her daughters to basically a brothel also shes sleeps with inmates
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So number 3 is female cyraxx and ash also sleeps with children.
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Shay, Ash, Tophia. Id be getting drunk with Ash and Shay. Tophia is there existing unless she wants to join us
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I’d just buy a large property and build a barn out back where I can lock them in and pay someone $15/hour for 3 years to feed them their slop.
Then after 3 years, I’d have the cops take them away as trespassers since they’re squatting on my land.
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Ash Trevino, lashay Hinton and Tophia chu. I’ll get tequila to shut ash up, a bunch of patty melts and Mountain Dew for tophia, and noise canceling headphones for lashay done 😭💀
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Tophia, Rax and Nova because I feel that’d be the most amusing combo. Then I’m looking myself in a bedroom, hanging 50 air fresheners around the door and having all my supplies delivered by Amazon drone through the window for the next 365 days.
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Nova tophia and ash and I’d lock nova in a room
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Cyraxx n nova...I can beat them up n Voss them around lol
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Sadly I’d pick Ash, Tophia and Peaches (who is doing well tbh last I saw)
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That’s not peaches babe that’s the dancing Apple Store girl this is her 😭😭 from when she was really young.
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I don’t think it let me post the gif
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pull the trigger
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Nova , Toph and Ash, but my room is upstairs and they’re not allowed to come upstairs for any reason. (I have a kitchen upstairs that I can use) if they do come upstairs for any reason. I have the authoritahh to push them down the stairs. There are also 2 guard dogs protecting my upper dwelling on the stairs that will attack I’ve given them the scents of each of these peasants. I also get a 24 hour surveillance system and i get intercoms that I can use to speak to them. I also have a snow and flood proof ladder to get out and into my house conveniently . Lastly, All ventilation / vent systems are sealed off from their downstairs dwelling No roaches, rats, ect coming to my upper dwelling. A crime scene cleaner comes once a month to sanitize and remove their combined biohazards then we have a deal ✅
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Can you imajine if they all competed on Big Brother tv show.
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God no. I cannot... can't do it.
How violent am I allowed to be
I could solve the Raxx and Andy problem