If you looked like Tophiachu for a week, what would you do to make yourself look better?

r/tophiachutiktok • by ShAnonYMOUS-E •

I always believed that good clothing can significantly elevate your appearance but a friend challenged this notion with Tophia. I've rarely seen her with decent looking clothing disregarding quality, and the apparel she buys doesn't work or hurt her looks more. My initial thoughts were hoodies as its something that could cover body better and fit to her tastes but this doesn't really seem practical to wear everywhere.

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  1. lexaproisopod Share • 68

    I can already make a drastic improvement by just taking a good shower lmaoo

    1. a_sojourner_ Share • 16

      I think if she would take a long shower two times a week she would look better

  2. misssi79 Share • 61

    Shave, wash my face thoroughly. Theres great products at Dollar Tree/store she's gone to, that have products she can use to start improving her skin. Face oils to improve skin appearance. Face cream to help with wrinkles. Get a hot, wet towel and rest it on my face to soften blackheads and use a face mask every day. Vitamin C to help with the age spots.

    Go to a hair salon and ask for a hair cut and style that would best suit me and maintain it. Hair clip would never sit on top of my forehead

    Get my eyebrows done. Get tweezers to maintain

    Brush my teeth, floss them too.

    Remove the press ons as they look silly, cheap, and make my hands look larger in comparison

    Look for clothing that suits my body type, without complaining.

    Stand up straight

    Get a larger back pack as the small one only makes me look bigger

  3. Fearless_Run_1041 Share • 31

    Kill myself

    1. Trick-Turnip7354 Share • 1

      The only right answer tbh

  4. Right_Way6065 Share • 28

    Laying in an urn💔

  5. Standard_Ad7456 Share • 18

    Get a good curl routine along with getting in touch with a orthodontist and a dermatologist would definitely help

  6. CleanProfessional678 Share • 18

    What’s my budget? And I’m not being sarcastic. 

    A good everything shower would be the re first step. Wash hair, wash face, exfoliate, shave, wash body, and moisturize. I would do a curly hair care routine with lots of moisturizing products. I would also dermaplane to deal with the facial hair and exfoliate a bit, assuming there weren’t any open wounds. 

    Very thorough oral care routine and maybe book a dental cleaning and whitening. 

    One week gives me limited options on skincare since all the stuff that would really improve her skin (retin-A, azelaic acid, BHA, vitamin C, etc) cause purging and so it would get worse before it got better. Plus, you need to introduce all of them gradually and it takes a few weeks to see areal effect. So I guess I would use the Peach & Lily overnight mask. The moisture alone would make a huge difference. 

    As someone else said, remove the fake nails, clean them up, moisturize like crazy, and shape them. Maybe a nice sheer color. 

    The Baby Feet foot peel would be tempting, because you know she hasn’t moisturized or exfoliated her feet since ever, but I don’t know if the peeling would resolve before a week. Maybe get a pedicure and tip 100% in apology? 

    Someone mentioned a hair salon and definitely that. 

    And just shop for age appropriate clothes that fit. Nice pants, even jeans. Sweaters and t-shirts. I don’t really think it’s possible to completely conceal negative features, but I also think you don’t have to. The fact that she has huge arms wouldn’t matter if she was otherwise well-groomed. 

    And beyond that, I’d just be really nice to people. 

  7. meowza_06 Share • 15

    Plaster chunks of my skull on a wall

  8. a_sojourner_ Share • 13

    I would get a shower. A long and hot shower. With castile soap and korean exfoliating mitts. And using a good hair mask. Maybe face shaving and threading eyebrows

  9. 625toro Share • 13

    shave off my hair and get a wig cause theres no saving that matted ass hair atp

  10. mortuarymaiden Share • 10

    Get into a disfiguring accident and pray the surgeons give me a better face.

  11. mrsdickey Share • 8

    lock myself in my room because there's no hope for her

  12. Sufficient_Bee_5568 Share • 7

    I’d probably end it all

  13. qtcapy Share • 6

    Stair climber

  14. Fantastic-Rain-4654 Share • 6

    Bag on head

  15. natatude Share • 6

    kill myself

  16. StandardBerry169 Share • 5

    ![gif](giphy|JSWu7FReUWYvVbOfEs|downsized)

    hey guys some of these comments are kinda wild are you trying to get us taken down

    1. j17nna Share • 1

      Some of these comments are quite………bold

      1. StandardBerry169 Share • 1

        like i thought we were gonna be talking about diets or something.......

        1. j17nna Share • 1

          Same I was gonna say I’d go get my eyebrows waxed…..

  17. Funny_Blacksmith_587 Share • 4

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  18. RagLynn Share • 4

    I’d wash my ass, with soap.

  19. DIODidNothing_Wrong Share • 3

    Well for starters forklift certification and locations of every string tree around me.. and a rope for science

  20. Visual-Usual8564 Share • 3

    Be polite to people

  21. ManagementSelect748 Share • 2

    Get a gym membership

  22. Both-Structure-6786 Share • 2

    Shower, shave, moisturize, wash my clothes and shave that dead nest off my head and start over.

  23. smittymoose Share • 2

    I’d invest in some skincare, hair care, and a full body wax.

  24. BigSvetlana1995 Share • 2

    Shower, brush and floss, deep conditioner, tweezers, exfoliate,

  25. flowerysloth Share • 1

    I'd lay on the nearest active train tracks and wait 

  26. ReasonableExcuse4578 Share • 1

    Is it even possible? It's just I've seen those AI pics and those pics that people use to enhance on their ipads and such, all to make her look better but none of them inspire hope in the slighest.

  27. TheCasualLarsonian Share • 1

    Lay down in the bed of a truck capable of hauling such a payload, and go through a car wash.

  28. greeneyedblackheart Share • 1

    Exfoliate and bathe

  29. Alexisbaltazar1995 Share • 1

    I will straighten my hair and find a skincare routine and workout routine

  30. Papitas8 Share • 1

    IMMEDIATELY shave as soon as i wake up and i realize im her

  31. Zealousideal_Guide16 Share • 1

    Drink water

  32. darthbenis Share • 1

    eat a vegetable and drink water for once

  33. StephanieDone Share • 1

    Facial, haircut, clothing, shave

  34. whats_for_lunch Share • 1

    Well I’d start by getting a paper bag. The cut holes in it for my eyes and mouth. Then put it over my head.

  35. Aggravating_Pay_1313 Share • 1

    Stop dressing like a toddler and actually dress like a 32 year old. Clock that 🤪

  36. tomatoesarepoison Share • 1

    I have two options.

    1.) I would fill my bathtub with acid, then submerge my entire body including my head it.

    2.) I would pour gasoline all over myself, then jump in a campfire.