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You see this creature across the bar eyeing you up. Whats your next move? (She's live)

r/tophiachutiktok • by Calm-Cheek1825 •
43 Archived Comments

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  1. PipedInFromIthaca • Share • 130

    I have to just hold still and hope her vision is solely based on movement.

    1. Blacksage666 • Share • 32

      THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS

    2. DavidRyanDailey • Share • 15

      This is why you travel with a can of bear mace in that region.

    3. upstylo • Share • 3

      ![gif](giphy|9zJuxb0kP8pzO)

  2. GapGlum4444 • Share • 59

    Idk but her hair is so matted it's pissing me off

  3. Adept-Result9526 • Share • 37

    Angel shot. Immediately. I’m gay and asian I can’t take chances. Luckily I’m in my twenties though, so maybe she would lose interest quickly.

  4. Defiant-Art • Share • 31

    Never noticed but what do her bracelets say?

    1. c0qlover • Share • 31

      Homeless ogre

    2. GapGlum4444 • Share • 24

      Hunter Hayes, a country music singer

      1. Throvvavvy1117 • Share • 23

        It’s been months that shit probably stinks by now

        1. Select_Medium5147 • Share • 10

          I wish every day that the stupid bracelet will snap off her ham wrist

        2. DavidRyanDailey • Share • 6

          The lettering probably melted off or is covered in mold

      2. NoRecommendation9159 • Share • 6

        whole time i thought it was the anime hunter x hunter omg ….

  5. MoniqueMojo • Share • 29

    ![gif](giphy|WU2AH9bCEmJDcsgzGL)

  6. Visual-Usual8564 • Share • 28

    Do shots until I die

  7. RegretOwn6478 • Share • 27

    talk to the security guy and tell him i'm being harassed

    1. jess-here • Share • 1

      Ordering an angel shot so quick

  8. ReasonableExcuse4578 • Share • 20

    Tell her that I think I know it from somewhere

  9. biohazard_girl1 • Share • 17

    Spray her with roach spray

  10. CleanProfessional678 • Share • 16

    Scream, “Is that Jung Kook?” and run. 

  11. MordecaiTheByzantine • Share • 10

    Think the roach infestation must be really bad if they have come out while the lights are still on.

  12. anonymousx97 • Share • 9

    I’d rather be single and lonely the rest of my life than ever look in tophia’s direction. She physically disgusts me out and she’s one of the ugliest individuals I’ve laid eyes on.

    1. JollyApplication6627 • Share • 6

      You must’ve never seen cyraxx

      1. anonymousx97 • Share • 4

        I didn’t think my comment through 😔 yeah raxx definitely is… a vile looking thing

  13. __Medusa__ • Share • 7

    Ask her about the GFM and other questions lol

  14. Funny_Blacksmith_587 • Share • 7

    ![gif](giphy|5WkAJnhwkpj0quGk1g)

  15. LadyMayhem02 • Share • 6

    summon Lucifer and see how hard he jumps when he sees her

  16. PomegranatesForever9 • Share • 5

    The comments go so fast

  17. Character-Lychee-384 • Share • 5
  18. TheCasualLarsonian • Share • 5

    Leave the bar

  19. AshTheArtist • Share • 5

    Run

  20. darthbenis • Share • 5

    go up to her and say “my friend, you gotta go” and watch her waddle out in embarrassment

  21. LeSoothsayer • Share • 4

    I don’t need eyes anymore

  22. Far_Fish8306 • Share • 4

    Say things to get her live banned

  23. HoundsBetrayal • Share • 4

    Ignore her and sip my drink because i do not wanna have her get up and i smell dead sea equivalent of Nasty BO and piss stains

  24. SillyGummiWorms_420 • Share • 4

    I popped into that live for one second and she was talking about how it’s $10 to get into the club, and that it’s $10 to get into the LIBRARY????!

  25. Jellybeanzdream • Share • 3

    Ask her when she’s going to treat that head lice

  26. Select_Medium5147 • Share • 3

    Find the most wasted person at the bar and tell them toph was talking shit about them 😂

  27. Nadia_LaMariposa • Share • 3

    ![gif](giphy|JyyWUuFEYPhCPgxrzo|downsized)

  28. j-e-l-l-y-f-i-s-h • Share • 3

    she keeps scratching her head and i can’t stop thinking about the people who mentioned she has lice 🫢

    1. Rinmine014 • Share • 2

      Bedbug Head?

  29. Rinmine014 • Share • 3

    Call the local mental hospital and inquire about a missing patient.

  30. lindseysprings • Share • 2

    Run

  31. Opera-Ghost-94 • Share • 1

    Pay for my drink and leave! ASAP!

  32. s-aintt • Share • 1

    ![gif](giphy|v6JQKMM0Pzmzm)

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