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1. skydawgg445 • Sep 28, 2025 6:08 pm Share • 123

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   hopefully one of those “messages” says showering

   1. Dontfeedtheunicornz • Sep 28, 2025 9:09 pm Share • 29

      and brushing our teeth!

2. Strong-Action-1145 • Sep 28, 2025 5:58 pm Share • 122

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   Uhhh…. I think she would crush him🤭

   1. maybeiwilldropdead • Sep 28, 2025 6:27 pm Share • 63

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      And leave him smelling bad

      1. zachhoepfer • Sep 28, 2025 10:09 pm Share • 19

         Like a warm turtle tank

3. Dollleyedgirl • Sep 28, 2025 5:55 pm Share • 93

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   whos lap is she sitting on... the green giants??? anyone else and shed be in jail for murder LMAO

   1. Select_Medium5147 • Sep 28, 2025 6:57 pm Share • 31

      BFG’s lap

4. Standard_Ad7456 • Sep 28, 2025 6:22 pm Share • 71

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   Her and her Chat Gpt therapist🥵🥵🥵

   1. Far_Fish8306 • Sep 28, 2025 7:36 pm Share • 37

      Remember an ai mistook her as a man 😂

5. snshyshy • Sep 28, 2025 6:13 pm Share • 58

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   when will she be notice that NOBODY wants her stinky dew p#s$y?

   1. CowBootBats • Sep 28, 2025 7:07 pm Share • 27

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      Are we not allowed to say pussy here?

      1. snshyshy • Sep 28, 2025 9:54 pm Share • 10

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         her pussy is so dirty that spelling it can be dangerous 🤢

         1. CowBootBats • Sep 28, 2025 9:59 pm Share • 5

            You seem to be right because a mod removed the comment with the censored word. I'm in fear for my own comment now. 😭😅

   2. anonymousx97 • Sep 28, 2025 8:29 pm Share • 13

      Considering she said it’s supposed to smell 🤢🤢🤢 yeah that’ll really make the guys want ya

6. Unique-Post-1735 • Sep 28, 2025 6:27 pm Share • 53

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   You can always tell when she’s in heat!! The crazy thing is if she get her life together and take care of her health!! She could find a man!!

   1. NoVeterinarian8622 • Sep 28, 2025 6:41 pm Share • 28

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      shes so damaged not even the most desperate man would want her tbh

      1. Aggravating_Pay_1313 • Sep 28, 2025 8:34 pm Share • 19

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         Idk. Tophia has always given me Shanny for Christ energy. She’s just waiting for her Rev to care for her. Although, unlike Shanny, I think Tophia has standards too high for any “man” willing to be with her intimately

         1. anonymousx97 • Sep 28, 2025 9:36 pm Share • 6

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            Wait this is so accurate. Tophia is waiting for a man with 700k to swoop her off her hooves and blow it all within a year so she can go back to square one

            1. Grand-Yellow1259 • Sep 29, 2025 12:22 am Share • 3

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               I wonder if she's just pathologically incapable of holding onto money. She spends that shit like she thinks it's radioactive 

               1. anonymousx97 • Sep 29, 2025 12:27 am Share • 3

                  Fr like anytime this fat pig gets any ounce of $$$ her immediately thought is “SPEND SPEND SPEND” which is crazy considering she’s homeless.. she’ll never change and she’ll always be in the same situation.
                  Everytime she gets “paid” (her tiktok pocket change” she’s wearing a new graphic tee or some ugly cheap temu accessories.

            2. Aggravating_Pay_1313 • Sep 28, 2025 9:37 pm Share • 2

               If Tophia wants to stay relevant we need this arc to happen!!!

7. cbotter • Sep 28, 2025 6:19 pm Share • 31

   This is a threat to me

8. Select_Medium5147 • Sep 28, 2025 6:58 pm Share • 27

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   She wouldn’t even know wtf to do if someone even dared to attempt to f her

   1. darthbenis • Sep 28, 2025 7:24 pm Share • 21

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      right? like she would be scared lmao

      she watches a lot of porn tho it seems…but she’s so awkward and gross

      1. Select_Medium5147 • Sep 28, 2025 7:36 pm Share • 13

         Yeah she’s way too awkward

9. INeedAMedKit • Sep 28, 2025 6:14 pm Share • 23

   She's sitting on Ronald McDonalds lap while he hands her a patty melt.

10. Swimming-Inside-2983 • Sep 28, 2025 6:14 pm Share • 23

    ew??

11. whats_for_lunch • Sep 28, 2025 7:04 pm Share • 23

    Yeah this is gross af.

    

12. NoRecommendation9159 • Sep 28, 2025 6:14 pm Share • 22

    who in their right goddamn mind..

13. anonymousx97 • Sep 28, 2025 6:51 pm Share • 19

    Was that catfish supposed to be her” fine shyt” or Marie’s piles of 💩 on the sidewalk 🥴🥴🥴

14. Kanna_Fan1989 • Sep 28, 2025 6:22 pm Share • 16

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    Tophia, you're too heavy.

    1. whyyourmommacallinme • Sep 29, 2025 8:46 am Share • 3

       HOLLERED 😭😭😭

15. Massive-Handz • Sep 28, 2025 8:09 pm Share • 9

    Is that Wesley boba? I’m sure she’s imagining it is lol

16. Dontfeedtheunicornz • Sep 28, 2025 9:09 pm Share • 9

    Always in heat Topher, 31 and never been kissed!

17. Funny_Blacksmith_587 • Sep 28, 2025 6:55 pm Share • 6

    

18. POOGSIES • Sep 28, 2025 9:18 pm Share • 6

    oh FUCK no💀

19. Opera-Ghost-94 • Sep 28, 2025 10:17 pm Share • 6

    I’ll take “Things That Will Never Happen“ for 500, Alex.

20. xintrovertx • Sep 29, 2025 3:26 am Share • 6

    the fine shyt in question is ai

21. PomegranatesForever9 • Sep 28, 2025 6:04 pm Share • 4

    🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

22. Adamalanizzz • Sep 28, 2025 7:52 pm Share • 4

    LMAOOOOOO

23. pantsu-lmao • Sep 29, 2025 5:25 am Share • 3

    Never opened the app faster after i saw that story just now

24. darthbenis • Sep 28, 2025 6:47 pm Share • 1

    who is catfishing her now? got her sitting in that shelter twirling her matted ramen noodles

25. darthbenis • Sep 28, 2025 6:50 pm Share • 1

    whoever is catfishing her this time is gonna get her deviant ass kicked out of another shelter for gooning in front of everyone 😭

26. MordecaiTheByzantine • Sep 29, 2025 4:22 am Share • 1

    Tophia, the only “fine shit” is the one your poor mother takes on sidewalks.

27. Visual-Usual8564 • Sep 28, 2025 8:30 pm Share • -5

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    At least she managed to score a fine shyt

    1. whyyourmommacallinme • Sep 29, 2025 8:47 am Share • 3

       Who