Angie’s bf selling candy to afford their wedding

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  1. talkedandchewed Share • 350

    good luck to the happy couple!

  2. Acceptable-Hat9396 Share • 218

    I thought Angie could use one of the 5 homes she apparently has

    1. Aylx_110027 Share • 50

      No she’s broke and Jobless

    2. Strict-Reporter-6839 Share • 50

      By five homes you mean five yard sheds you can buy at Home Depot

      1. jhuysmans Share • 7

        She can afford that??

  3. gusdapperton Share • 165

    that man is in for a world of hurt. angie and brotherchu will be going back n forth till the end of their days.

    1. Joker12k Share • 64

      Donald jr going be digging her guts out while he watches def give Cuck vibes

      1. gusdapperton Share • 67

        FR 😭 how you getting married to a girl that still argues and talks shit ab her ex constantly. ship hasn’t sailed me thinks!

    2. Slow_Introduction505 Share • 4

      Not anymore

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      [removed]

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  4. Ok-Possession-9111 Share • 145

    This just pissed me off..wtf do you think you can get with selling one dollar candy on Facebook…like that’s just so stupid it’s insane.

    1. Temporary_North_6411 Share • 80

      I thought we have established the entire family tree has some kind of deficiency😭

      1. Ok-Possession-9111 Share • 24

        It’s just like I can’t even handle it because I didn’t know people could be so dumb

  5. Particular_Radio653 Share • 77

    ☝🏾 but i thought that Angie said people come up and talk to them at the meets. what does he mean "to shy to talk to anyone" ??🧐

    1. Joker12k Share • 46

      How as a grown man do you even post that😭 2 time at the meet 👉🏽👈🏽 too shy to talk to anyone 💅🏽

      1. msbrook82 Share • 8

        to shy to make money than as well 😆 how are they gunna sell their candy 🍬

      2. msbrook82 Share • 1

        I'm guessing toe's town supported, " No child left behind."😆 How are they not able to form & write a simple sentence out there 🤔 without sounding like a 2yr old

  6. SavyBae Share • 74

    I was about to say this reminds me of some little middle school kid crap but then realized he was just a kid not too long ago😳

    1. Top_Cartographer_524 Share • 15

      How old is Louie (Angie's fiance) is again?

      1. SavyBae Share • 16

        19 I believe

        1. Remote-Motor-8613 Share • 1

          He’s 23. Learn your math

  7. beguapo Share • 69

    Place your bets - who will earn more in 2025? This guy or Tophia?

    1. AffectAdvanced7198 Share • 29

      This guy for sure!

      1. Abandoned_Asylum Share • 12

        The candy sales will make 20, Tophia 15. It’ll be a close call.

        ![gif](giphy|h0MTqLyvgG0Ss)

  8. starbiiies Share • 62

    grown man selling candy on facebook 🤦🏽‍♀️

    1. babyhibiscus2 Share • 6

      candy he probably bought with EBT

      1. Alone-Net8016 Share • 5

        His moms EBT lmaooo

  9. Comfortable_Yard3097 Share • 58

    me selling slime in middle school

  10. AffectAdvanced7198 Share • 43

    Wtf is custom candy?

    1. Select_Medium5147 Share • 16

      Them two mixing up like, skittles, with chamoy and chilitos I think it’s called, that seasoning that’s got like tajin and other stuff in it.

      1. Impossible_Clock_302 Share • 14

        For that I might as well go to a local candy shop and get better custom candy

      2. jhuysmans Share • 5

        Like anyone who wanted it couldn't just make that themselves

  11. babymothball Share • 43

    So why can't he get a job and pay that way? Can they even afford the wedding license?

    1. Ssslytherin- Share • 33

      Lmao they probably don’t even know that they have to pay for a wedding license.

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  12. Lucky_Coyote Share • 40

    Ain't no party like a dollar store wedding.

  13. morgue2dope Share • 34

    How is this even real life

  14. Aylx_110027 Share • 32

    Who the hell sells Candy on Facebook lol 😂

    1. NumerousWeekend552 Share • 7

      Oh God! Crackhead Daniel Larson 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

      1. Aylx_110027 Share • 8

        Affirmative Crackhead Daniel Larson

  15. hydra333 Share • 29

    Why have a wedding when you absolutely cannot afford it

    1. Jellybeanzdream Share • 21

      Or go to a Comicon while living in a car? 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣

    2. Impossible_Clock_302 Share • 11

      Priorities are straight

  16. DifferenceHour3719 Share • 20

    Wait I’m stupid is her name Nicole or Angie??

    1. Acceptable-Hat9396 Share • 28

      Nicole is her real name. Angie is her middle name

      1. Remote-Motor-8613 Share • 1

        That’s not her middle name

        1. Pillowcup123 Share • 2

          Wait are you Angie ?

          1. Remote-Motor-8613 Share • -2

            No

  17. StandardBerry169 Share • 19

    does he think someones gonna pay him a dollar for a kitkat and then go through the effort of meeting up with him to receive their kitkat

    1. AffectAdvanced7198 Share • 13

      Not even worth the time to meet someone

      1. msbrook82 Share • 6

        he doesn't even have the smarts to think. hey lemme go to parks, parties 🥳 & other places where there is crowds of ppl atleast. if ima try to do this hustle. fb is not gunna cut it like yall mentioned.

    2. jhuysmans Share • 2

      Like?? I can just go to the store and buy it myself

  18. tallicah Share • 18

    Just get married in court 😋

  19. Old-Tomatillo9123 Share • 16

    Court house weddings cost from $80-$100 I think I heard at most $130
    This isn’t news but if ur getting married or in a relationship and all you can do is post about ur ex I hate to break it to Angie but it isn’t gonna work out.🤔

  20. jamariiiiiiii Share • 16

    so ghetto

  21. No_Garden_9995 Share • 15

    you want a decent-ish wedding and you’re selling CANDIES to afford that???? how old is he can he not get a job???😭

  22. coneyislandqueen69 Share • 15

    "my prices for me selling candy" I thought I was dyslexic for a sec

  23. anonymous242212 Share • 14

    This is so insane. Don't get married if you don't have money. Get up and get a job. Do people not like to work in albuquerque or something?

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  24. JohKohLoh Share • 12

    For a dollar! Lololol

  25. Pillowcup123 Share • 12

    These people are gonna become parents one day oh my god

  26. guayabajam Share • 12

    If he wanted to he will ladies 😜

  27. Select_Medium5147 Share • 11

    How embarrassing lmao they’ll def make at least $10 for the wedding. Why not get a job? And the shy comments omg I’m so embarrassed for him.

    1. Remote-Motor-8613 Share • 1

      He has a job

  28. Top_Cartographer_524 Share • 11

    Selling candy for a wedding sounds very ineffective and childish?

    He and angjencould simply buy decorations at dollar tree stores and arrange a potluck with their friends and family and have the wedding in a park

    1. Abandoned_Asylum Share • 7

      Honestly; use Pinterest and be creative. Have some sentiment to it. But honestly it’ll probably be poster boards with sharpie writing, cheap candy scattered around, and everyone gets their own pee pad to sit on.

    2. strawscandybunni Share • 1

      Or just stay engaged until you can afford a wedding. Why rush something like that, it doesn’t make your relationship any less of a relationship. Some couples stay engaged for years until they can afford a wedding (plus let’s be honest it would be much easier to break up if they aren’t legally married 😂😂😂😂)

  29. hydra333 Share • 10

    Does he not have a job???

    1. Impossible_Clock_302 Share • 3

      He used to have a construction job however I don’t know if he quit,fired or left

  30. namkookOT7 Share • 9

    I don't mean to laugh 💀

  31. abu_nawas Share • 9

    Code word for drugs?

  32. Own_Print9763 Share • 9

    ☠️☠️🤣😭 What in the after school candy bar sales is going on?

  33. Own_Print9763 Share • 8

    Should have Papachu officiate the wedding.

  34. hellofutures Share • 7

    wtf 😭

  35. Impossible_Clock_302 Share • 7

    She really thinks people are going to buy candy from her when they get buy their own candy themselves.

  36. sicksugarbunny Share • 7

    i know that this is the chus (atp i consider angie one of them) and they have terrible money management skills but oh my goodness 😭😭

  37. lexmarkblenderbottle Share • 7

    What a bunch of bums. All of them are fucking idiots

  38. yurt-the-turtle Share • 7

    this is like trailer park boys irl

  39. whats_for_lunch Share • 7

    lol elementary school fund raising

  40. xannnder Share • 7

    the ring was already half of the wedding budget

  41. THROWRA_account1569 Share • 7

    He’s going to be saving up for the wedding untill 2036

  42. ImmediateChicken5313 Share • 6

    This can’t be real life. Next he’ll be selling water at an intersection. 🤦🏽‍♂️

  43. RabbitTeefs Share • 6

    That’s so sad

  44. PreviousBus4353 Share • 6

    Why would someone buy prepackaged candy off someone when you can just go to the dollar tree?

  45. Disastrous_Speed6790 Share • 5

    Sounds like a 10 yr old trying to marry his school girlfriend and this is the only way he can make money lol a job would make more sense

  46. Ok-Doubt3891 Share • 3

    Omg is that yellowjackets?

    1. Acceptable-Hat9396 Share • 2

      YES

  47. alpaca138 Share • 3

    Why is everyone in the Chu-niverse so fucking retarded

  48. showbooth Share • 3

    If you gotta sell suckers to have a wedding...maybe it's just not meant to be.

  49. juliechow24 Share • 2

    Is this girl scout cookies?

  50. Alone-Net8016 Share • 1

    Your.

  51. strawscandybunni Share • 1

    You can just stay engaged until you can afford a wedding jeez. Some couples stay engaged for years, nothing wrong with it 😭