deluluchu tired of making friends with regular people 🥺

You gotta smoke a ton sometimes to look as stoned as her, and here she is doing it so effortlessly

It would immediately turn out like the Titanic if she ever boarded a yacht.

God she's unemployed so hard

“Regular”? “On a yacht somewhere” bruh she’s not joking. She’s homeless and says she needs to hang with people who are rich. Not “regular” people. The ultimate delulu. She thinks she’s on Kehlani’s level… to be friends.. a homeless 33 year old hunchback pedo NEET… aight Tophia

🧌 “I need to travel, I need rich friends, I need a yacht.”
You know what you really need? A job so you can take care of your elderly mother, bury your brother properly, get your own place, focus on your health, and stop being so selfish. You’re 31 time to grow up.

Neither myself or my two friends are wealthy, we dont really do exciting things, yet I am so grateful for them for simply being there for me. Tophia Is literally homeless, genuinely a bad person and very disliked, but she’s too good for regular friends because she wants to party on yachts and travel the world with celebrities. Genuinely what is her thought process here. And to top it all off we had to hear that grating annoying ass “like hellooo?” AGAIN.

She’s dead weight delusional!!!

Im screaming yall!!! 🤣😭 i was scrolling through my feed and stopped on this video, not even 3 seconds later my 4yr old daughter pointed to the screen and said “thats old man” 😂

I lived in Boca Raton for 12 yrs and actually had friends with money. They were mom friends so we took our kids skating and to events. They would do mom things with me but at night they didn’t want to know from me at night bec they HAD MONEY and I didn’t. Are you a mom Toph no your not so what would they have in common with a smelly PDF? Nothing and they wouldn’t give your smelly ass the time of day.

She really wants to spend her life living Off people...
It's actually pathetic at this point.
It's all about getting rich friends ecc ecc ...
I want stability.
BITCH YOU NEED A JOBBBBB FOR THAT GTFO.

In her sugarbabychu era

She said she has MDD, maybe it means Major Delusion Disorder because what is she even saying!?

Not her thinking rich ppl would wanna hang out and pay for everything so she could have fun lol.

Also the easiest way to gain stability is a job but you refuse to get one so…you won’t get it with your failing social media job. Any realistic person will tell you to get a job. Not sell you fantasies about how you’ll be some rich TikTok influencer with sponsors. You’re is your 30s, come back to reality already.

No rich person is gonna want to hang with that fucking ogre. She’s a genuine health hazard. Doesn’t shower/wipe. Makes me laugh so much, how she thinks she can just have friends😭😭😫💀

Oh uh chuchu is angry

Jesus Christ. She is really stupid. Girl STFU.

that fist pump looked tiring

Tophia, no one would want a gargoyle-esc creature tagging along in their posse.

Not even the motel crackheads wanted to continue being her friends after the gofundme money went to shit, what makes her think rich celebrities would want to associate with her? 

Her hair makes me uncomfortable.

She really feels like she deserves that life. Let that sink in. Her level of delusion equals her level of intellect.

BTS is not going to want to be friends with a putrid morbidly obese Asian fetishist lolcow Tofupa. You literally just want people you can mooch off of you're not slick

that bingo wing was FLAPPIN

Hmm she’s speaking differently here… She’s not speaking with her usual stupid yelling voice.
I think the social interactions she’s been forced to have since her brother’s death have evolved her speech just a little bit.

So she doesn’t want true friends. She just wants ones with money. Money hangs with money. Imagine sitting around, daydreaming about having money, but no job. No real income anywhere.

You flexing that you'd be friends with a celebrity is exactly why they wouldn't wanna be friends with you... not to mention you're a racist weirdo that likes asian teens and smells crazy

Damn she's still unemployed

If she ever get on a yacht it will sink

Hey...you...be my friend....I hope your parents die 😜 jk....can u buy something

wants stability? girl get a job then you will have stability

She’s like the dumbest 11 year old and it never stops

Why does she add an S to the end of somewhere? 😭

“Somewheres “ “a lot more nicer”. Yes you do have to have money to hang around money stupid in the hole.

Her hair looks matted or something

The craziest part? She actually believes she’s deserves all that with absolutely no work to put any effort into any of that!!!!

Wants money, yachts, partying….. but doesn’t want to work :) people we are witnessing the worst type of human

Not the parasocial relationship with kelani (or whatever) 💀💀

She sounds like a crack head. Seriously, the delusion is crack head behavior

caring about celebrities in 2025 is insane

This was really taken out of context. lol.

At the end of all this, she said shes joking.

Her and her two noodle hair... girl stop this delulu sesh and go brush your hair please

who wants to be her friend 🥱

Arm did a whole tidal wave 😂

My favorite big toe… listen, if you’re 31 years old with no real friends. I hate to break it to you, but YOU ARE the problem 🙂🤏🏽

I feel like she reads those friendship scenario fics from like 2020 on Wattpad

Wealth status aside it’s seriously fucked how warped her view of friendship is…. Like you don’t hang out with people for what they have or can pay for…… you hang out with each other because you care and like each other. Like my friends and I have done some very big trips because we work together and plan. We’re there for each other when it’s tough as well as the good times. Unless it’s a favor or a holiday, I don’t expect them to just buy crap for me. She’s so narcissistic and clueless-It’s insane.

Somewheres

This is so sad. Tophia, you are 31, homeless, and have no job history. 

Delete TikTok and all social media and seek mental help. 

None of this makes sense and none of this will make your situation better.

So she wants rich friends to live off them?

she put on those nails and starts acting like a popular teenager😭😭😭

"Celebrities don't hang out with people who have money" She really just be saying anything and acting like it's a fact just because she WANTS it to be fact. The only people celebrities hang out with who don't have money are their family and the people who work for them. Celebrities are not stepping out with Joe who works as a greeter at Walmart or some ugly homeless Tiktoker.

Also every time she says "Just jokeen" "Just kideen", she's literally not. She's saying exactly what she feels.

POV my husband when he enlisted in the Navy. 😂😂😂 he just needed to spice up our life. LMAO.

It’s genuinely disturbing how warped her view of friendship is… even back when she was just hanging around with fellow homeless people at the shelter like ankle-chu? She seems to expect that friendship is just very one way and self-serving.

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She reminds me of ALR…. they both seem to have foile à deaux……. cuz Tofupa has made it very clear at this point she thinks she’s actually a popular social media superstar-she’s just waiting on the same fortune.…..and Porkahontas has stated to her girlfriends a couple of times that if she were her “real size”??? she wouldn’t be hanging out all day with dorky overweight, rednecks, but instead rocking the streets of LA…

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her hair looks like a bird’s nest

This is actually so embarrassing. Not surprised by anything she said though. She is so fucking weird and this goes to show u all she wants is some friend with $ that will pay her way through life. She behaves just like a kid in middle school it’s fucking weird. And I’m not just saying this cause I dislike her but she doesn’t have a good personality at all. She doesn’t talk about anything interesting most of the time and has lots of lame interests. There’s not much to like.

“especially now that celebrities are dating regular people” Tophia…. people who aren’t celebrities don’t even want you, what makes you think a fucking A list celebrity is going to want you? explain the thought process behind this, please, Tophia.

Somewheres

I see the ugly press on nail ‘samples’(we all know she’s paying for them) and unfortunately back.

A J O B, would get you those things.

oh god she’s more delusional than we thought

Does she ever comb her hair?

Like use a comb to separate and detangle her hair. It's always in the massive matted and frizzy existence. Except those damn flaccid curly fries hanging down in her face.

Yasssss, tophia in her yacht girl era. Imagine? They're usually about 15 years younger and 250 pounds lighter. But ok Tophia! Ok! 🤣🤣 Tf is she talking about?

It’s probably bad to post this kinda comment but I still hope someone Charlie Kirk’s her mamachus life would drastically improve without this big ogre

She’s is so out of touch with the world

Wants stability but doesn’t want to get a job or get her life together

this speaks a lot about her and her friendships. she is tired of her current friends because they cannot give her what she wants. it's wild how she views friendships as so transactional like that, except they don't really have much to gain from being friends with her. if i was someone trying to genuinely be friends with her, i'd be pretty hurt by this. even if it is supposed to be a joke which i kinda feel like there is a lot of truth to it

if i was genuinely trying to be her friend AND i had a yacht...

Can you imagine her on a yacht.....cause I can't either.

the words only a sad, lonely, pathetic, unemployed person would ever utter.

She knows if she wants to do any of that, she has to have money 💰 right ?

Ok beeotch. Now we are below you huh? Us "regular" folk are below you and only celebrities will do? Get over yourself you evil pos.

She just repeats anything she hears on tik tok. Even the mannerisms are just like unnatural for her.

She's so past the influencer age. She's a middle aged woman. And let's be honest she looks nothing like those influencers. They actually work to maintain that life style. All I ever see her do online is be a terrible person.

She was not joking; she was being serious 😭😭 she thinks she can hang out with rich people, date them, and make money, and she's sick of "regular people" wtf FUNGUS YOU ARE 31 NOT A TEEN WTF WHAT REALM IS SHE EVEN ON!!!!

The big ole lumpy arm

She thinks she has pretty privilege 💀💀

top tier ragebait

no one wants to hangout with her even by force no one wants go hangout with her. and rich people wants to hangout with other rich people plus i doubt they will wanna pay for her every single time.

“Somewheres”

Ik try getting a job

Looks like a nasty dirty hair helmet

You need to get offline and get a REAL job! You are not an internet star! P.S. We all know you only want a celeb to date you because you are a gold digger!

I’m wondering if she’s in a hotel now or something because she’s been filming there when she wasn’t really filming in the shelter. Plus, I’ve been hearing mamachu in the background.