For 10 million dollars untaxed: you have to live with 3 of them simultaneously for a year.

How violent am I allowed to be
I could solve the Raxx and Andy problem

No

Only if my bedroom has a bathroom inside of it

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Simple: avoid them all, let them get into TikTok live spats from across the house and lock myself in the basement.

The gun would go off

Easily Ash (she’s always out), tophia (I’m a teenager so she already fears me), and nova (I’m not a minor + I can buy him food + I own air freshener).

Just Nova. I'm gonna yell at him to get his shit together all day. Any time he starts getting online I would just scream repeatedly "CAN I GET A FRENCH ONION SOUP PLEASE".

Ash, Nova, and Tophia then I’d film everything like it’s Fish Tank

Ewwww who the fuck is the second to last one? They’re all gross but ughhh his nub teeth make me sick to look at

It’s gonna stank.

No matter the choice, you get bed bugs. With that in mind, Id unfortunately choose.... Tophia, Nova and Cyraxx. I would say ash I can't handle that personality.

Damn... I'd say Tophia, Nova and Cyraxx.

Living with ash would be fun for like 3 days bc yall would js listen to whatever bs music she’s playing and getting hammered off discount liquor so you can js be drunk until the smell sets in. With toph u would basically have all the bad things ab ash w/o the fun parts and same for nova (at least nova is a guy so you can beat his ass) and I feel like cures is too unpredictable to the point where he might be able to assume control of the situation which I don’t like the concept of

I fear for my life, i rather not

I want money but I don't want money that badly.

That’s so tough bro uhh ash. Cyraxx cuz all you gotta do is just give him an Xbox, music equipment, pc and some trolls and he won’t bother you like that, nova because like compared to the rest at this point in time he isn’t like doing anything crazy besides the current controversies rn 😭 but id suffer with those three for 10 milly vanilly dollars

Tophia because she is a a wuss. I'd easy take advantage and have her doing my bidding for nothing. She can stay in the garage.

Who's the last one? I dont recognize him

Bruh whoever 5 is just made my stomach hurt looking at him

I’m surprised that Josh Block aka World of T-Shirts wasn’t an option

Ash is a no-brainer because she’s almost never home and is always out pursuing some garbage man and blowing off her kids, Tophia is relatively easy to keep in line. All you have to do is shoot her a dirty look (yes she’ll talk mad smack about me esp bc i’m white , but I’m not on any meds so she can’t do anything to me), and then Nova will be easy to intimidate because I actually frequently shower, and he won’t bug me too much because I’m a woman of legal age

I'd rather jump off of a skyscraper...

Who is 3 and 4?

for the first time ever i don’t think i want the money…

Can you commit schmurder without repercussions and still win the money?

biggie, her man, and ash. i’d force them, at gun point, to shower daily

Shay, Ash, Tophia. Id be getting drunk with Ash and Shay. Tophia is there existing unless she wants to join us

I’d just buy a large property and build a barn out back where I can lock them in and pay someone $15/hour for 3 years to feed them their slop.

Then after 3 years, I’d have the cops take them away as trespassers since they’re squatting on my land.

Ash Trevino, lashay Hinton and Tophia chu. I’ll get tequila to shut ash up, a bunch of patty melts and Mountain Dew for tophia, and noise canceling headphones for lashay done 😭💀

My picks areee

Ash Trevino
Nova
Tophia.

They’re terrible, but they clearly won’t try shit because they know they won’t do shit

Tophia, Rax and Nova because I feel that’d be the most amusing combo. Then I’m looking myself in a bedroom, hanging 50 air fresheners around the door and having all my supplies delivered by Amazon drone through the window for the next 365 days.

I'll take everyone but Andy. The house will have cameras everywhere and zero internet access. And no one is allowed to leave. And my bedroom is a vault.

Nova tophia and ash and I’d lock nova in a room

Cyraxx n nova...I can beat them up n Voss them around lol

Sadly I’d pick Ash, Tophia and Peaches (who is doing well tbh last I saw)

pull the trigger

I choose Tophia and Nova. You can't keep two soul-crossed lovers apart, it's just cruel 💔. And add Ashley since she'd be out of the house the most

Nova , Toph and Ash, but my room is upstairs and they’re not allowed to come upstairs for any reason. (I have a kitchen upstairs that I can use) if they do come upstairs for any reason. I have the authoritahh to push them down the stairs. There are also 2 guard dogs protecting my upper dwelling on the stairs that will attack I’ve given them the scents of each of these peasants. I also get a 24 hour surveillance system and i get intercoms that I can use to speak to them. I also have a snow and flood proof ladder to get out and into my house conveniently . Lastly, All ventilation / vent systems are sealed off from their downstairs dwelling No roaches, rats, ect coming to my upper dwelling. A crime scene cleaner comes once a month to sanitize and remove their combined biohazards then we have a deal ✅

Can you imajine if they all competed on Big Brother tv show.

Can’t do it and I can put up with a lot of terrible stuff but that’s too much. I would burn that place to the ground and i would expect a medal 🎖️ for my deeds

Cyraxx,nova and toph for a year? Hell yes. I'd just buy a private land and make em fight like dogs hunger games style!

Welcome to Hell. 😰

I have to bring the lolcow family together, so Toph, her husband Nova, and their child Ditch.

Ideally I would take the Apple Store lady and Ash if it meant their kids would come too so I could try to give them a better life, but then I’d have to choose between a bunch of PDFs to put them in the same house…

Tophia, Nova, and Ash cause A:They can’t fight. B:They do their own shit do I can just ignore their presence. C:All I need is canned food, frozen dinners, and air freshener and they wouldn’t complain

God no. I cannot... can't do it.

Can't do it. Especially with Andy, Tophia, Nova, Cyraxx... the ones who I know for sure can't or won't clean. I do not want Andy banging on my door begging to help change him. Because I know I would try and keep shared spaces clean and he may see me as a potential caregiver.
I have lupus and can end up with a myriad of symptoms at any given time. I do not have the immune system, the energy, or the willpower to potentially clean up after 3 of these gross fucks. I don't want loud music, loud raging, loud parties to disturb me. On my worst days, I am in too much pain to be able to tolerate that. On top of that they are probably too stupid to understand that I am sick even if I don't look sick; and probably accuse me of faking.

Even if they had their own rooms they would not keep them clean and they would definitely attract pests and roachchus.

I also don't trust these fucks to not enter my room, touching *my* stuff with dirty hands. Lots of them throw up or shit themselves constantly. Ewwww no. Can't have or handle that.