Josh, because he can be pretty chill when he’s not surrounded by airheaded influencers screaming at him or in the general public. Tophia is probably the second least-worst on here, just barely. If the constant whining, complaining, tantrums, and suicide-baiting doesn’t do it for me, the friggin hygiene definitely will.
Tophia. Immediately locking her into a car, she's used to that.
u/ACL-IR • 1 month ago • score 13
here i was thinking there was no right answer involving her, bravo
u/bebe_gg • 1 month ago • score 10
“Captain”Josh or
Daniel…only because he seems like he’s quiet fr fr standing in the corner of his room taking photos of himself lol
u/MKVltraVictim1987 • 1 month ago • score 31
Daniel will smash holes in every single room of your house, lmao, I don’t wanna seem condescending but I feel like you don’t know much about Danderson
u/bebe_gg • 1 month ago • score 1
nah you’re good hahaha
I know he’s like that. but after I’m done scaring him he’ll be too scared to move
u/[deleted] • 1 month ago • score 1
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u/Penelopesrevenge1 • 1 month ago • score 32
Captain Josh 💯
u/Bean_Boozled • 1 month ago • score 31
Josh is also a violent sexual predator tho, so you can't really separate him from PDFs
u/AtalantiaX • 1 month ago • score 9
He’s also a violent raging alcoholic
u/Toht003 • 1 month ago • score 5
Who has no problem hitting women
u/Ok-Possession-9111 • 1 month ago • score 21
You won’t be too happy w that choice when you’re diseased he doesn’t shower and has has multiple skin infections
u/Independent_Grade615 • 1 month ago • score 5
when is he ever home tho
u/[deleted] • 1 month ago • score 1
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u/Rude-Sugar6434 • 1 month ago • score 0
josh
u/Adept-Result9526 • 1 month ago • score 21
Josh 100%. I’ll take belligerent alcoholic over pedophile any day. And I get the added bonus of telling him to put the fries in the bag.
u/Bean_Boozled • 1 month ago • score 26
Weird how people just call Josh out for his alcoholism and not his sexual molestation/SA of multiple girls, especially when they point out the sexual crimes of the other lolcows
u/Ok-Possession-9111 • 1 month ago • score 18
Also how he beats on random woman
u/Adept-Result9526 • 1 month ago • score 5
Absolutely fair. Josh also has smacked(assaulted) multiple women along with the sa and harassment. He also straight up stomped a fish to death with absolute glee. These are all terrible people. I didn’t bring up the harassment and sa of women likely because I’m a guy, so in the context of the rooming with him question I wouldn’t need to worry about that. That’s my fault, I really didn’t have that come to the forefront of my mind.
u/teasmit • 1 month ago • score 6
I am not staying in the same room with somebody who eats poo, picks their boogers, and wipes all without washing their hands.
u/heartpops • 1 month ago • score 2
josh, no contest tbh. he's like, never home so it would be like not having a roommate. also, he's probably the least violent out of the lot and since he's never home I'd never have to smell him.
u/Bean_Boozled • 1 month ago • score 8
Least violent? Out of everyone here he has the most violent outbursts. Only Cyraxx and Daniel have shown violence, but only on a couple occasions. With Josh it's every day.
u/heartpops • 1 month ago • score 1
toph isn't physically violent, but she's such an emotional vampire that it's pretty volatile. and again, josh is never really home so his violent outbursts are less of an issue
u/MKVltraVictim1987 • 1 month ago • score 3
Due to how easy this choice was in retrospect, Josh is now excluded from the list and it has been narrowed down to Tophia, Cyraxx, Andrew, and Daniel.
u/redactedhere • 1 month ago • score 4
No no you can’t do that it’s not allowed
u/MKVltraVictim1987 • 1 month ago • score 5
I just did.
u/DumbLookingCicada • 1 month ago • score 69
Don't be shy, pull the damn trigger
u/MKVltraVictim1987 • 1 month ago • score 4
Nah, I think I’m gonna choose for you. I’m gonna be nice and let you stay with Joshua Block, have fun.
u/Grand-Yellow1259 • 1 month ago • score 16
This is fryless bag behavior
u/Sadelf9 • 1 month ago • score 14
FUCK no. They can pull the trigger 😭
u/real_fbi_frank • 1 month ago • score 14
I'll take the gun to the head option pls
u/MKVltraVictim1987 • 1 month ago • score 4
If you don’t wanna choose, I’m choosing for you. You get to stay with Andrew. Have a good time.
u/real_fbi_frank • 1 month ago • score 5
But I said pls, pretty pls😭
u/MKVltraVictim1987 • 1 month ago • score 5
“Pls” isn’t gonna save you. Have fun cleaning shit off the walls and dealing with the faker’s headbanging tantrums. Last chance to choose your roommate.
u/real_fbi_frank • 1 month ago • score 4
*loud gunshot sound in the next room*
u/Adept-Result9526 • 1 month ago • score 5
YOU SAY ANDY FAKE??!??
u/MKVltraVictim1987 • 1 month ago • score 1
Fake asf
u/Bean_Boozled • 1 month ago • score 6
Daniel is the only one that would actually leave you alone if you told him to. Everyone else would either keep nagging you or would get mad at you for wanting to be left alone, either way they'd keep bothering you.
u/CleanProfessional678 • 1 month ago • score 4
Plus, with Larson, if you just convinced him that Grace said to do X, you’re fine.
u/Ok-Possession-9111 • 1 month ago • score 1
Josh is literally diseased and a alcoholic
u/AstronautEast8555 • 1 month ago • score 12
larson … period
u/AstronautEast8555 • 1 month ago • score 18
u/DavidRyanDailey • 1 month ago • score 4
Facts. It’s the only answer.
u/Toht003 • 1 month ago • score 1
Is Mr President to you buddy
u/AstronautEast8555 • 1 month ago • score 2
plz forgive me 🙏🏻🥺
u/Imaginary-Ticket-270 • 1 month ago • score 36
I hate to say this. Tophia.
u/No_Panic7619 • 1 month ago • score 2
u/LegitimateShip9429 • 1 month ago • score 4
Yes because all she would do is just scroll on the phone 24/7
u/Big_Word_2248 • 1 month ago • score 2
Give me World of T-shirts for the win.
u/Sleep_Riot • 1 month ago • score 1
I’ll take the gun pls
u/More_Equal3882 • 1 month ago • score 1
How come Chris Chan is not on the list?
u/starbiiies • 1 month ago • score 2
i hate to say it but i think tophia is gonna be the best option here.
u/Grand-Yellow1259 • 1 month ago • score 1
I'll take one for the team and drag the poopsquatch to hell. No jury would convict me anyway.
u/MixGullible2994 • 1 month ago • score 1
If you mean roommate as in we have our own room in a shared apartment, Honestly I truly think it’s tophia. I’m a gamer so I can deal with all her noise from livestreaming, just have my headphones on. The smell won’t bother me too much because she would just lock herself away in her room. The takeout rubbish I can deal with, as long as the communal space is clean I don’t care what her space looks like. only problem would be she is very well known for not paying rent 😭
u/Sacred_Nandi_Cow • 1 month ago • score 7
Thank you for not making this a game of fuck, marry or kill.
u/Emokidfrom2008 • 1 month ago • score 1
None. Shoot me lol.
u/ChuuAcolypse • 1 month ago • score 21
Josh is the correct choice because he would instantly fuck off to wherever with one of his handlers and you wouldn’t see him for months/if ever
u/CarefulStructure3334 • 1 month ago • score 4
^^^ lmfao or just give him a handle and lock him out the house 😭🤣
u/Dickslayer704 • 1 month ago • score 2
Honestly, tophia 😵💫
u/FeralPotathoe • 1 month ago • score 2
Josh is the only right answer.
u/FeralPotathoe • 1 month ago • score 2
I have to now change my answer to Tophia. She would be easy to intimidate. I'm smarter and wouldn't care about her shit talking
u/CleanProfessional678 • 1 month ago • score 6
If those are my choices, looks like *I’m* entering my homeless arc.
u/PopularChapter9111 • 1 month ago • score 1
None Ill just unalive lol
u/decomposingbutterfly • 1 month ago • score 1
josh
u/stoicable • 1 month ago • score 1
Gun to my head
u/NarcHater255 • 1 month ago • score 23
Unfortunately, probably Tophia. I would just lock her in a room with a bathroom and give her one big mountain dew bottle and one patty melt per day
u/Campsters2803 • 1 month ago • score 1
The patty melt is oddly specific
u/NarcHater255 • 1 month ago • score 2
It's her favorite food, she orders them from Whataburger all the time
u/Nearby-Size-3947 • 1 month ago • score 1
Tophia
u/No_Panic7619 • 1 month ago • score 1
Josh!
u/Ffchjkbgjk • 1 month ago • score 1
Josh is semi normal compared to the rest!
u/PanicNo8854 • 1 month ago • score 4
Big Toph. Locked in a sound proof basement. Still get a bag of cat food and one case of bottled water. She better make it last.
u/MKVltraVictim1987 • 1 month ago • score 5
Give her dog food so she can understand how Peaches felt.
u/PanicNo8854 • 1 month ago • score 2
Yes!!! 😂
u/Toht003 • 1 month ago • score 2
She wouldn’t be used to such lavish treatment
u/JenGutz20 • 1 month ago • score 2
Pull the trigger. IDGAF.
u/chungus2000 • 1 month ago • score 1
Josh, but only because of the endless supply of booze
u/ketchupROCKS • 1 month ago • score 1
World of shirts
u/Initial-Joke8194 • 1 month ago • score 1
Joshua Block. Someone needs to help that guy, I can fix him.
u/Alledee • 1 month ago • score 1
Larson, if you tell him to leave you alone he most likely would. I would just have to deal with his tantrums in his room. Doesn't seem like he eats much, and if I say I'm friends with that one chick he's obsessed with I think I'll be ok.
u/PrincessAintPeachy • 1 month ago • score 1
I couldn't be near ditch, because I've been wanting someone to knock his block off for some time. His nonsense is too otp for me to even pretend I could tolerate him
u/United-Bother-8205 • 1 month ago • score 1
Tophia tbh. I think all of the rest of them have the capability of physically destroying the house or getting violent. she is at least too lazy for that
u/AccomplishedTip9864 • 1 month ago • score 1
Tophia
u/LoLBarnn • 1 month ago • score 1
World of t-shirts, give him some cheap vodka and he's docile
u/pants710 • 1 month ago • score 1
Josh. I’m also an alcoholic we can make things work 🤔
u/dragonfruit26282 • 1 month ago • score 1
is there an option to kill myself
u/Key-Promotion-3339 • 1 month ago • score 1
Well for starters tophia would be too disgusting and annoying, hearing from other peoples encounters with her IRL I don't want to smell her at all.
Daniel Larson would be kind of fun to live with for a bit, I think it would be funny but id be scared of him touching me in my sleep or trying to beat me up and I would have to listen to his shizophrenic ramblings on a daily basis. He also has the same problem as tophia, being stinky and disgusting. I would have to hide my toothbrush......
Cyraxx is the same as Daniel, probably stinks too.
I don't know who the other guy is but I'm choosing world of tshirts, he seems like the most normal from what I've seen of him, just has anger issues. Doesn't smell like rancid farts and will actually clean himself.
u/mortuarymaiden • 1 month ago • score 1
Josh is dirty and diseased as fuck 😶
u/Key-Promotion-3339 • 1 month ago • score 1
Well....how much more dirty is he compared to the others ?
u/Mindless_Fan_8120 • 1 month ago • score 1
im pulling the trigger
u/blakcat9507 • 1 month ago • score 1
Tophia 100% using her to scare everyone in the house
u/lanasj • 1 month ago • score 1
tophia ☹️
u/Lurky_Lurk31 • 1 month ago • score 1
We sleeping outside tonight, gang. ✌️
u/DavidRyanDailey • 1 month ago • score 1
Daniel the dingleberry bandit Larson! That’s my pick and it’s not even close! He has always been the LOLcow that sickened me the least; and there’s actually moments where I root for the guy and want to see him catch a break for once! I can’t say that about Tophia,Andy, or Cyrax there’s never a single moment where I don’t despise them and their existence. (Haven’t gone too deep in the rabbit hole with Josh but he doesn’t seem as bad as those 3 either, but I couldn’t live with a raging alcoholic regardless if they were halfway chill as a person)
u/Toht003 • 1 month ago • score 1
Josh. The poopsquatch and goblin can stay wherever they are.
u/3evoid • 1 month ago • score 1
which one is josh idk all these people 😭
u/Goodheartedgrim • 1 month ago • score 1
Wow, every other option is far worse than Tophia.
u/destinaaa • 1 month ago • score 1
YOU SAY I FAKE?!
u/Far_Fish8306 • 1 month ago • score 1
Tophia might be an annoying bitch, but that’s literally how she is, just annoying, she won’t do shit, all bark and no bite, so I’ll just basically ignore her and go on with my day, and have her in a different room of course, if the place I’m in has more than one bedroom, if not, I’m using noise cancelling headphones.the only other downside is having to clean more too.
u/SocietyLonely7569 • 1 month ago • score 1
NEITHER
u/Consistent_Peak9550 • 4 weeks ago • score 1
The gun would go off
u/iVAkio • 4 weeks ago • score 1
id rather shit in my hands and clap
u/werid-1 • 4 weeks ago • score 1
tophia isnt that bad.. so yea ill pick her
u/yapping_jerboa • 3 weeks ago • score 1
I'd say Josh for the buzz supply but I don't think it's a good idea to get drunk around him as a woman is safe, so Tophia
u/Flimsy_Cover_5208 • 3 weeks ago • score 1
Josh bc at least u can js get hammered all day and sing liquor honey honey
