If y’all could give Tophia a makeover what would you do

She's starting to look like a 45 year old fat man with a hairy chest who cross dresses and wears red lipstick on weekends

How much weight can I make her lose?

I’ve actually thought about this before. First of all, the hair would be cut a bit to get the dead ends off and probably thinned slightly and she’d get a press or maybe some braids pulled back away from her face.

Then her whole body would get scrubbed (by people in hazmat suits because I doubt she would do it well). And I mean SCRUBBED. Exfoliated, washed several times with soap, then moisturised.

Face, I’d wash and exfoliate, do a peel, some masks and hydrations, derma-plane razor all the peach fuzz hair off. Then pluck her brows from underneath to try to give her a lifted look.

I’d probably do very basic makeup, a little concealer to brighten around the eyes for example.

And extensive dental cleanings as well.

Put a bag over its head

Shower with a pressure washer, color her hair and put some moisture curl cream, and most crucial is wax her whole face! get rid of the beard and mustache and unibrow

Gotta start with a thorough de-lousing and one of those showers they made Meryl Streep take in the movie Silkwood. From there, hair needs a wash and a brush--absolutely zero more bleach in it ever. Then we're gonna look at some clothes that fit better and draw less attention to where they're stretching out. Then another shower for good luck.

Send her to a plastic surgeon

I would focus on hygiene first, starting with multiple scrub downs, lice treatment and thorough dental cleanings.

Then, incorporate healthier choices like a healthy diet, lots and lots of water and daily exercise.

Lastly, I would dye her hair closer to her natural color, cut off the fried ends and give her a hair treatment. Then I would throw away all of her nasty makeup palettes and brushes (ew) and replace it with a tinted moisturizer with spf. She is still homeless and doesn’t need to be working about makeup but sun protection is always important, especially in her climate.

ozempic, lose 200lb, genetic testing, make her clean herself in whatever they use for crime scene cleanup, brand new face from turkey, and prayers

Stay still BIG T

There's no hope. Throw the whole fat thing away.

teach her how to take care of her curls my fucking god.

get her some adult clothes for her body type.

make sure she showers and shaves. im not saying shaving is necessary for all women, but for her in particular it looks like the hair texture she has under her arms carries a lot of pit bacteria and dead skin. Get rid of it. same with the pubic area.

in detail, it'd look something like this - give her a deep scrub down top to bottom with a loofah or african sponge. then do it again (i also double shower, this aint abnormal). exfoliate with a body scrub, shower under hot water then have her shave everything down. then from there, a brief lukewarm spray to close her pores back up, lotion, and then work on her face care routine. moisturize, dermaplane (which normally, i dont think most people NEED to do but in her case, AGAIN, i think the TEXTURE of the hair on her body leads to a buildup of dead skin cells that get trapped) exfoliate, etc.

hair care, teach her how to wash her curls properly. get her a cut that frames her face properly and allows for a simpler way to deal with her hair. she gotta stop with the jewish curls man.

i think, and HEAR ME OUT, i think she could look decent to semi-good if she just stopped treating her body like shit. what makes her ugly is partially the appearance but also partially the fact that she doesnt wash herself. like, girl. get up off your big girl ass and get a job and start taking care of yourself.

Honestly it would be impossible to make her even remotely attractive. Cure her medical issues, get her to lose about 200 lbs, teach her about hygiene, complete hair transformation, show her how to dress her age…. Still wouldn’t be good enough. She is too far gone.

Can the makeover include cosmetic surgery? Cause I’d have her get an ear lift, prob get her ears trimmed down to a smaller size especially the lobes. I’d send her to a Korean spa to get one of those crazy body scrubs they do too, have them wash and deep condition that hair too. Get it trimmed by a professional that specializes in curls. Idk there’s so much I can’t even name all the shit she needs I’m getting anxious thinking of it all lol.

You know looking at her photos of her when she was younger you can tell she CAN have cute features. If she lost like a ton of weight, took care of her teeth, took care of her hair, kept up with her hygiene, I don’t think she would look bad. She would still have a really disgusting horrible Vile personality but at least she would look better on the outside.

First she needs to fix her eyebrows. Make them thinner. Next she needs to take care of her hair and skin, then she needs a new wardrobe, then loose weight and eat more healthier, and workout more. Lastly, she needs to fix her teeth.

Get a sulfur masque for her face to heal, maybe a hot oil treatment on the hair to try and hydrate it. She’s gonna have to scrub herself down tho, I don’t do that.

Genuinely, just doing the basics would help with her appearance a little and probably instill a little self-confidence rather than faking until you make it. Not all of us can be pretty and perfect for a majority of people, but just doing some basic care goes a long way at the end.

i would wear gloves and a mask for sure but i don’t even know where to start.. maybe sort out her medical issues(possible pcos and she probably might actually need ozempic) her skin needs to be exfoliated badly and i think would require further treatment. maybe once she loses the weight and gets on some hormone regulation meds her facial features won’t look as abhorrent. her hair needs to be washed and detangled and it might require more products to bring it back to life(also needs to trim her dead ends) then get her some braces/Invisalign, put her on a diet and weight loss plan. she also needs new clothes bc the teenage girl clothing shes been trying to rock is nawt cute..

Chop her hair off and give her a wig and buy ozempic

Am I the only one who thinks some lil bangs would hide that disaster of a forehead and so she can finally stop with those 2 tired ass curls she lets dangle in front of her already poor field of vision

She needs a personality dialysis

A DERMA-PLANING. Eyebrow shaping and wax. A minimum of 120g protein/day diet, 10k steps a day. Root retouch and dye her hair a more flattering color. Give her a skincare regimen. Nose hairs and upper lip wax. HIIT, cardio and strength training.

Heavy surgery

Make her look more neanderthalish so she can work at the museum

I’d try desperately to convince her to make real lifestyle changes. Without those, any extra grooming will be wasted effort. There’s no point in doing your hair if it’s not going to be taken care of in any real, long term way. Same thing with skincare. A good derma planing will help, but without hydration, and nutrition it’s just lipstick on a pig.