If you looked like Tophiachu for a week, what would you do to make yourself look better?

I can already make a drastic improvement by just taking a good shower lmaoo

Laying in an urn💔

Get a good curl routine along with getting in touch with a orthodontist and a dermatologist would definitely help

Shave, wash my face thoroughly. Theres great products at Dollar Tree/store she's gone to, that have products she can use to start improving her skin. Face oils to improve skin appearance. Face cream to help with wrinkles. Get a hot, wet towel and rest it on my face to soften blackheads and use a face mask every day. Vitamin C to help with the age spots.

Go to a hair salon and ask for a hair cut and style that would best suit me and maintain it. Hair clip would never sit on top of my forehead

Get my eyebrows done. Get tweezers to maintain

Brush my teeth, floss them too.

Remove the press ons as they look silly, cheap, and make my hands look larger in comparison

Look for clothing that suits my body type, without complaining.

Stand up straight

Get a larger back pack as the small one only makes me look bigger

Plaster chunks of my skull on a wall

Stair climber

What’s my budget? And I’m not being sarcastic. 

A good everything shower would be the re first step. Wash hair, wash face, exfoliate, shave, wash body, and moisturize. I would do a curly hair care routine with lots of moisturizing products. I would also dermaplane to deal with the facial hair and exfoliate a bit, assuming there weren’t any open wounds. 

Very thorough oral care routine and maybe book a dental cleaning and whitening. 

One week gives me limited options on skincare since all the stuff that would really improve her skin (retin-A, azelaic acid, BHA, vitamin C, etc) cause purging and so it would get worse before it got better. Plus, you need to introduce all of them gradually and it takes a few weeks to see areal effect. So I guess I would use the Peach & Lily overnight mask. The moisture alone would make a huge difference. 

As someone else said, remove the fake nails, clean them up, moisturize like crazy, and shape them. Maybe a nice sheer color. 

The Baby Feet foot peel would be tempting, because you know she hasn’t moisturized or exfoliated her feet since ever, but I don’t know if the peeling would resolve before a week. Maybe get a pedicure and tip 100% in apology? 

Someone mentioned a hair salon and definitely that. 

And just shop for age appropriate clothes that fit. Nice pants, even jeans. Sweaters and t-shirts. I don’t really think it’s possible to completely conceal negative features, but I also think you don’t have to. The fact that she has huge arms wouldn’t matter if she was otherwise well-groomed. 

And beyond that, I’d just be really nice to people. 

lock myself in my room because there's no hope for her

I would get a shower. A long and hot shower. With castile soap and korean exfoliating mitts. And using a good hair mask. Maybe face shaving and threading eyebrows

Get into a disfiguring accident and pray the surgeons give me a better face.

Kill myself

Well for starters forklift certification and locations of every string tree around me.. and a rope for science

shave off my hair and get a wig cause theres no saving that matted ass hair atp

I’d probably end it all

Get a gym membership

Bag on head

kill myself

Shower, shave, moisturize, wash my clothes and shave that dead nest off my head and start over.

Be polite to people

I'd lay on the nearest active train tracks and wait 

Is it even possible? It's just I've seen those AI pics and those pics that people use to enhance on their ipads and such, all to make her look better but none of them inspire hope in the slighest.

Lay down in the bed of a truck capable of hauling such a payload, and go through a car wash.

I’d invest in some skincare, hair care, and a full body wax.

Shower, brush and floss, deep conditioner, tweezers, exfoliate,

Exfoliate and bathe

I will straighten my hair and find a skincare routine and workout routine

IMMEDIATELY shave as soon as i wake up and i realize im her

I’d wash my ass, with soap.

Drink water

eat a vegetable and drink water for once

Facial, haircut, clothing, shave

Well I’d start by getting a paper bag. The cut holes in it for my eyes and mouth. Then put it over my head.

Stop dressing like a toddler and actually dress like a 32 year old. Clock that 🤪

hey guys some of these comments are kinda wild are you trying to get us taken down

I have two options.

1.) I would fill my bathtub with acid, then submerge my entire body including my head it.

2.) I would pour gasoline all over myself, then jump in a campfire.