r/tophiachutiktok • 2025-09-18 15:54:20 • score 15 • by tetsuothestoryteller
Maui-chu 😘
I heard Tophia is going to be moving to Maui. She will be living off the landchu. Sugar daddychu is moving her into a hut, making her his concubine. Chu chu.
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u/NarcHater255 • 1 month ago • score 21
Hula hoop would have to be the size of a running track
u/Mother_Equivalent649 • 1 month ago • score 19
Face looks smoother than actual Toph
u/flowerysloth • 1 month ago • score 9
AI has a very hard time replicating her "unique" looks
u/Much_Guava_1396 • 1 month ago • score 19
u/upstylo • 1 month ago • score 2
I wonder if the hole in the ozone layer that made is as big as tophiachu????
u/drunkbabygoat • 1 month ago • score 8
It’s very impressive that somehow ai never truly emulates how putrid she really looks
u/tophiachuqueen • 1 month ago • score 4
AI can’t comprehend her chu genes 😭
u/Covington_Head_Dr • 1 month ago • score 4
I have a bad feeling she's gonna get trafficked to China where she'll have her ankles shackled and forced to have babies
u/Opera-Ghost-94 • 4 weeks ago • score 2
Nah, one look at her and they will deem her unfit to breed.
u/heartpops • 1 month ago • score 2
Love how she has no idea how expensive immigrating is lmao if she weren’t so resistant to claiming her Mexican roots she could’ve applied for dual citizenship in Rosarito and gotten access to free health care and schooling there according to an instagram post lmao
Anyway, hearing her talk about how much better it is to live in other places proves that she really doesn’t actually pay attention to global politics. In order to take advantage of anything these countries have you have to revoke your American citizenship and go through the process of becoming a citizen in whatever country try she ends up in which is $$$$
Gun violence low in the uk and free health care - massive stabbing fatalities are high, some people were even walking around with swords lmao. Good luck getting mental health, the nhs is super backed up and it’s impossible to get in. I’m not gonna go into the major immigration issue they have atm
Gun violence low in Canada and free health care - backed up health care system, also an issue with getting certain health issues handled right away. A lot of Canadians have to come to America for medical help. Violence on indigenous women is high, high cost of living like really high.
Hawaii (Maui) and Alaska - American places, they are included in the flag Toph. If you’re complaining about the cost of living in Albuquerque you’re gonna have a heart attack over how expensive everything is in these states because most things have to be ported in and you’re paying those tarrifs. Native Hawaiians are currently being majorly displaced from people trying to move in from the mainland and gentrifying the islands.
California - cost of living is way way up. I’m from California, grew up there still have family there. Don’t consider moving here unless you have a very solid plan.
Indonesia - haha talking about the violence of women being high in America and then talking about Indonesia is crazy. They just ended virginity tests for the military in recent years. And they have a problem applying legal enforcement against sexual violence and harassment.
In fact, violence on women is very high in a lot of foreign countries, it’s just so normalized that as outsiders we only hear about the most egregious crimes or if it was a crime against a tourist.
Also, Asian countries are currently facing an immigration issue and a lot of unrest over foreigners because of the immigration policies as well as nuisance streamers.
Aside from that, as threatened as to is currently you have more rights in America than anywhere else Toph. Because when you live in those countries if you criticize their governments and how they do things you can actually get in trouble.
Oh yeah, and thanks to foodie beauty we also know that doing a gfm or getting donations is a no-no in Kuwait.
u/Top_Cartographer_524 • 1 month ago • score 1
Mexico allows dual citizenship
u/heartpops • 1 month ago • score 1
Rosarito is in Mexico
u/Wise_Fun_1012 • 1 month ago • score 5
Someone needs to make an Italy one now since she's planning on getting paid to move to Sicily.
u/tetsuothestoryteller • 1 month ago • score 3
Y'all don't know. She's pulling a Michael Corleone. She is the boss's dotter. She's waiting for it to cool down before she heads back.
u/Advanced-Hour-108 • 1 month ago • score 3
Cowfellas: the lolcow mafia
u/qtcapy • 1 month ago • score 2
Moofellas
u/Covington_Head_Dr • 1 month ago • score 1
The idea of Tophia as a digital nomad 😭
She should just do a tour of Asia funded by Tiktok and see what that does to her
u/Dizzy_Wafer2699 • 1 month ago • score 3
I’m curious to see who this mysterious person is that’s offering Toff free housing in Hawaii…🙃
u/tetsuothestoryteller • 1 month ago • score 2
Me too but i'm sure it's just a buddy troll.
u/Mister_BoBandy • 1 month ago • score 2
u/Rice_Salad • 1 month ago • score 2
Stop, the description is too funny chu 🤣