A death certificate doesn't cost $300 dummy

r/tophiachutiktok • by adnoroc •
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  1. ImFucktM8 Share • 93

    how do you even misplace a document as important as a death certificate? how irresponsible is this womanchild?

    1. Adept-Result9526 Share • 13

      Yes

    2. After_Ad9257 Share • 5

      Because she never had it in the first pls e

      1. After_Ad9257 Share • 1

        Spelling 🫣

  2. According-Bee-1692 Share • 64

    its literally $40 LOOOOL, the fact she’s lying about something that is googlable is showing how dumb she actually thinks people are.

    1. upstylo Share • 14

      lol that's like 90% of her lies... let's just say she isn't 2 creative when it comes 2 lies... 🧌🧌🧌🧌 brain won't let her

    2. a_sojourner_ Share • 6

      Maybe she said it to get more money out of it. Yes, tophia is dumb but i think she is very calculated about the begging. Because if she get $200 and the certificate is only $40 then she could use the rest for buying dresses from shein (if they fit otherwise she will make a tiktok complaining)

    3. a_sojourner_ Share • 4

      She will never bury donald even if she has the money. It seems like she don’t care at all about her family and only about the financial benefits.

      Tofupa will wait until the morgue can’t store the urn either she will beg for the money to bury him again, she will ask the family for help or the morgue will just scatter him somewhere and i think it will be option 3

  3. HighLittlePony Share • 45

    It cost 21-39$. Maybe instead of shopping at the mall or T.J maxx, try getting his death certificate and ashes. It’s always excuses with her. And since you lurk here tofu, here’s where you can literally order it online at NMhealth.org.

  4. Visual-Usual8564 Share • 37

    It doesn’t matter what it costs. She not actually interested in obtaining one

  5. rmarzzzzz Share • 27

    Tell her it’s $400, and my name is Vitalchek. I only take Cash App.

  6. Reign_Cloud_ Share • 16

    I’m starting to wonder if she ever actually got the first one at all to begin with that she claims got lost or stolen or whatever? Because there’s no way it costs $300 for a death certificate. So, she’s either blatantly lying & trying to scam extra money, or she’s just that ignorant & lying by omission basically due to the fact that she lied previously about having the first death certificate, so is just guessing the number she thinks it’s supposed to cost.

    1. After_Ad9257 Share • 7

      I doubt she got the first one. She’s not going to do anything that won’t actually benefit her.

      1. CleanProfessional678 Share • 10

        When my parents died, the funeral home just asked how many copies I needed and ordered them for me. I think I may have needed more and I ordered them. It was really simple. I just hopped online and filled in very basic info and that was it. 

        And once again, I would like to point out that I’m sure there were social workers and other people at the shelter and with victim’s advocacy who could have easily walked her through the process of getting a copy if she needed to. 

  7. After_Ad9257 Share • 16

    We all saw her shopping at the mall holding bags from Boxed lunch. We also saw her carrying around shopping bags from Ross and tj max. She had money to dye her hair that terrible shade of rust and money for make up. She had plenty of money to make something happen for her brother but she didn’t for the simple fact that it didn’t benefit her. That’s really it.

    1. CleanProfessional678 Share • 11

      Yes, but that was *her* money and she shouldn’t have to spend it on the death certificate because *insert nonsensical reason*. 

  8. HPMJ2014 Share • 16

    Is this the price of a comic con ticket?

    1. Odd_Description1104 Share • 11
      1. HPMJ2014 Share • 12

        How ironic 🙃🙃 she’s the worst.

      2. housewife420 Share • 12

        lol she thinks she’s so slick. Trying to scam for a comic con ticket and spending money! What a troll

    2. aphb16 Share • 9

      This! I was just thinking the same thing. I’m not sure how much it costs but I believe the Albuquerque comic con is next January.

  9. Sailorgem200 Share • 15

    I doubt it’s even misplaced, she claims or claimed someone took it or she misplaced it but if it was that important to you especially since you know you didn’t pick up your brother why wouldn’t you keep it in a safe place like in my opinion it sounds like another ploy to get money

    1. Aggravating_Pay_1313 Share • 4

      What safe place? The shelter she gets kicked out of for most of the day? I bet she truly lost it and didn’t find it until the shelter kicked her out and she had to pack up her mess. Her bunk must have been covered in junk

  10. Odd_Description1104 Share • 10
    1. BigBirdBeyotch Share • 11

      Oh shit! You’re right! She wants someone to send her $200 for comic con! Jesus I wish there was some way to post this to her TikTok account to prove that she’s trying to scam. Actual death certificates are no more than $40 and likely less for copies not the initial death certificate! Her scams are getting worse and worse!

  11. Goodheartedgrim Share • 10

    If her mouth is open, she's lying.

  12. Far_Fish8306 Share • 9

    Yup, homeboy is getting tossed into a trash bin, literally cooked

  13. Sea_Comment_596 Share • 8

    IDK HOW TO PRHASE IT NICELY but what if it was tophia’s instead .. who will do it for her 🤣🤣

    its been months and she have been delaying her ass to process brotherchu’s death and making up excuses. what if it was her instead LOL will she even get collected by other or just be left there Im not sure🤨

  14. Jaggyen Share • 8

    Maybe shop for a frame instead? Hang it on your non existent house? Oh….nvm.

  15. tetsuothestoryteller Share • 8

    LAFUFU > Getting death certificate

  16. Admirable_Dee Share • 8

    Excuses, Excuses, and more Excuses! The funeral home gave us so many copies and then we had to pay for more, but it was like $5-10 max for extra! This was last January when my father passed unexpectedly! In front of my mom and I. Had to do CPR and all. Totally off topic, but when she talks about her trauma I’m like ma’am my dad had a massive heart attack in front of me and I had to do CPR hell I have trauma, but guess what unfortunately I have to learn to deal! I still get up go to work even tho it kills me somedays bc I miss him so much! Ugh this morbidly obese gopher makes me sick!

  17. perfect_fifths Share • 7

    why would she have it and not Marie since Marie is next of kin, not Tophia?

  18. life-in-a-hayes Share • 6

    She can get another copy for $5. Brotherchus gonna be thrown out before she ever goes up there to get his certificate tho then it’ll be our fault again 🙄

  19. Jellybeanzdream Share • 6

    Even if some random person handed Tophia $5k cash, she STILL wouldn’t use it to bury her brother. Like someone else here commented, if it’s not to her benefit she won’t do it.

  20. PanicNo8854 Share • 5

    If he had life insurance you better believe she'd have money for a deathly certificate.

  21. lanasj Share • 4

    what death certificate is she buying 😭😭 they’re quite cheap!!

    1. BigBirdBeyotch Share • 2

      She probably googled death certificate clicked on the first thing she saw which was likely a scam and then thought, oh yeah I can say they are $200 and everyone will believe it lol…

  22. StephanieDone Share • 4

    I paid $20 a piece for copies of my mom’s death certificate. She’s a liar

  23. alienxlicker Share • 3

    so she can spend that much to get her pajamas, slippers, cup, and a bunch of random shit 🤔

  24. unbeatablenuts Share • 3

    my family got three included in the cremation and funeral package. yes it costed money but it wasn’t $300

  25. Formal-Sprinkles-210 Share • 3

    Such a liar

  26. katiemaryxo Share • 2

    $200/300 for a copy??? Hell no. She was literally too lazy to even look up the actual cost. Unless she’s just saying that to get pity funds for comic con

  27. Much-Moose9396 Share • 2

    My family member passed 12 years ago. I requested 5 copies of the death certificate. I STILL have most of them (some end of life estate affairs require you to mail in or present a legit death cert).