Can’t hold her bowels in her late 20s
I mean, we all know that if you attempt to hold your bowels for a few minutes or even an hour you’re not in no way going to get an infection. I have no idea how she even came up with that shit. Not being able to hold your bowels to make it to the toilet, thus shitting your pants is much more likely to cause an infection than holding it until you get to a toilet bowl. She is a menance to society, no wonder her and mamachu were pooping on all the sidewalks in albuttfuckquerque! She needs to see a doctor if she’s having trouble holding her bowels in her early 30s, although I think she was late 20s in this clip. It’s probably her horrific diet of whataburger patty melts causing her to be a ticking time bomb of diarrhea! Gross…
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You’ll be fine as long as you weren’t planning on doordashing a whataburger patty melt!
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Thankfully there's a big beautiful ocean between me and the nearest Whataburger
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Just say you found oil in your yard well air drop one in 24 hours
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Oh, yeah, uh, yes I found a big well of oil right here in my yard, my address is Beit Aghion, 9 Smolenskin Street, Rehavia, Jerusalem, I sure hope nothing gets carpet bombed on it
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Ooof
Eh well just say you got wmd’s and leave in 20 years
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I love how even a place as war torn as Israel is unified by our hate for Tophia
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Whenever she says stuff like that, I think of this. You poop in the street and hospital floors Tophia… you don’t wipe or shower. Her projections are always beyond insane. I can’t even imagine how dirty and gross she is in person.
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Right! Ma’am your grandma was Lucy, ours lived in houses and drove cars to the supermarket. Her brother was probably first gen to get a drivers license.
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Not poor lucy being dragged into this 😭😭😭😭
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Translation: She abused the call button and treated the nursing staff like servants. Realizing that her requests were trivial, they made responding to her a low priority in order to deal with patients who had actual reasonable and timely needs. In retaliation, Tophia punished them with this.
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right! like her big nasty ass 100% did this to be spiteful. she has no shame. she recalls it like it’s funny and not absolutely vile.
like wow big t, you sure showed them, by making yourself look like an even bigger, nastier slob than you already are. the nurses definitely hated her lmaoo. acting like she’s staying in a hotel. the big funky cavewoman that shit on the floor. 💀
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Many such cases
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If she shit on the hospital floor on purpose, she belongs in the zoo.
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You can’t say a black woman belongs in a zoo! That’s racist! /s
No argument there, but sadly, it’s not that unheard of. People get extremely weird about being in the hospital and can be very abusive to staff.
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Fucking dirty pig. 🤢🤮
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whats this photo of?
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Deloys ape, a cryptid from the early 1900's
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an infection?! this bitch thinks she knows everything but she deadass knows jack SHIT
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Right! When I was younger I had a fear of pooping to the point I had to be hospitalized and no I never acquired any sort of infection. I went like 2 months holding it in and they had to stick a tube up my ass to get it all out, much like a vacuum. Yet, all that and never once had an infection.
It’s absolutely hilarious that she thinks you could acquire an infection from holding in your poop for several hours. Hell, at this point she only had to hold it in a short walk to a hospital room toilet and couldn’t manage it! It couldn’t have been longer than a minute. No wonder she’s so adamant on not using buses! She can’t hold her bowels long enough to travel the 30 min bus ride!
She really needs to see a doctor about this, in the meantime I may be generous enough to send her some 3X depends, so she can manage to make it to the doctors office without ruining the day of unsuspecting ABQ citizens.
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omfg dude 💀💀💀 i feel bad for your child self😭. pooping and the bathroom has always been zen time for me. ever since i can remember it’s been the place where i daydream almost the most out of any other place.
she’s ridiculous. it’s disgusting. she was 25 at the time and doesn’t suffer from IBS or Crohns. she 100% could’ve waited for the nurse and made that walk. hell even my 61 year old parents still have the ability to hold it long enough to actually make it to the bathroom.
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Thanks, but it wasn’t that bad, I was only 6 so I barely remember it, but they also put me to sleep for the procedure, so I don’t remember any part of that. However, I do remember my mom would chase me around with enemas after that and that was when the real horror began lol. But, eventually I learned shitting is good, but I’m a private pooper now!
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The nastiest bitch that has ever existed
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I need context on this but whatevers happening it's definitely the lack of h20
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If you guys were as full of influence as she is you may have the same problem
Was gonna start figuring out what to have for dinner but I don't think I will any more