Choosing Your Flare

r/tophiachutiktok • by Opera-Ghost-94 •

The r/tophiachutiktok subreddit has many user flairs that represent iconic moments within the Chuniverse, ranging from ”You smell like dookie doo” to “Mind you”. As for me, I picked my flair “why tee women” because I am one of the things Tophia hates the most, a White woman. How did you pick your flair? Is your user flair is associated with your favorite Tophiachu moment or was it selected based reasons other than this? Did you hope Tophia would see it? Please share your thought process.

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  1. BigTiddySjw Share • 70

    I chose my flair bc “ik that person in real person personally!” To me is one of the funniest things tofu has ever said

  2. namkookOT7 Share • 47

    There wasn't a TEWPAWK shirt flair, so I first went with "I know that person in real person personality," but then I discovered "repressing my team," and for some reason, that was the funniest thing I'd ever read.

    1. Jellybeanzdream Share • 14

      What is that face she’s making??? 👀

  3. dracosleeze Share • 45

    my flair is my fav tophia moment. when i saw the clip for the first time i was nearly pissy with laughter

    1. HappyDay2290 Share • 3

      I seen that clip it was funny.

  4. thesadphatty Share • 38

    it’s one of my favorites moments personally. the way she delivers “you’re a LIARRR and a LEWWWSER” will always send me 💀

    1. Opera-Ghost-94 Share • 10

      That‘s pretty good.

  5. asweetnothing Share • 38

    can we please have a patty melt from whataburger one 😭😭😭😭

    1. Consistent_Peak9550 Share • 14

      Omg yesss

  6. PipedInFromIthaca Share • 36

    Mind you? It's none of your business why I picked mine. You can't ask people that. Let;s be honest. Let's be for real. Mind you, let's be for real. You can't ask that. I have a very good grasp for the England language. I'm good at it. And mind you? That's racist.

    1. Sea-Pizza7019 Share • 7

      this is the funniest one

  7. tetsuothestoryteller Share • 34

    Self protection at its finest.

    "Your job is to sit there and stuff your gut?! To not wash your ass correctly?! You smell like dookie doo."

    1. Opera-Ghost-94 Share • 10

      Where does she get these one liners, though?

      1. Remote_Background558 Share • 17

        She probably gets them from ppl she idolizes like Jeanty 💀

      2. tetsuothestoryteller Share • 17

        Words people have said to her.

  8. Lucky_Coyote Share • 31

    I am literally a rat living under the suv.

    1. Agile_Scratch9273 Share • 6

      I hope the rat got out during the whole gun incident.

  9. Unique_Hovercraft623 Share • 24

    Hom sondwish.

    1. skibbblitty Share • 9

      literally what’s the context for this😭

  10. skibbblitty Share • 23

    i always thought it was like her talking to ai but i just recently saw the clip of someone calling marie and saying ‘no it’s jungkook i wanna speak to tophia’

    1. Agile_Scratch9273 Share • 1

      Please post the video.

      1. skibbblitty Share • 1

        it’s already posted and i don’t wanna double post and im not sure how else to send it so just search ‘the origin of’ or jungkook and it’ll pop up lol

        1. Agile_Scratch9273 Share • 1

          Link to it at least.

          1. Icy-Quality2708 Share • 3

            [https://www.reddit.com/r/tophiachutiktok/comments/1gg3s3l/the\_origin\_of\_its\_jungkook\_i\_want\_to\_talk\_to/](https://www.reddit.com/r/tophiachutiktok/comments/1gg3s3l/the_origin_of_its_jungkook_i_want_to_talk_to/)

            1. Agile_Scratch9273 Share • 1

              ![gif](giphy|tXGgHju4xH8nm)

  11. Makasmonsters Share • 19

    I chose mine because it's always happening in the background 🥹

  12. illuminatimom Share • 19

    Social media is my full time job cuz my screen time is high 😭

  13. ThereIsNoGibson Share • 18

    From brotherchu’s(RIP) inappropriate flirting. ‘Mrs Hershey’ ‘you want s’more of these Hershey kisses😏’ I asked for them to make that one a flare as soon as I saw it 😂🤣

  14. Consistent_Peak9550 Share • 18

    I chose my flair because it’s very important to me as I constantly quote it whenever I can and nobody ever gets the reference 😔

  15. No_Garden_9995 Share • 17

    I don’t think there’s a reason when it comes to choosing THE HEAD DOLL MELANIA YALKINOVA BOMBSHELL SUPERMODEL

  16. BonBon-BB Share • 14

    This was literally the funniest Tophia moment to me and I had the pleasure of catching in real time which makes it even more hilarious 😭

    1. Opera-Ghost-94 Share • 3

      Lucky.

  17. Nadia_LaMariposa Share • 13

    I chose mine because clearly tophia still looks like a teenager. We're all just jealous!

    1. Nadia_LaMariposa Share • 29

      Teenager right here!

      1. Opera-Ghost-94 Share • 8

        😆

  18. redactedhere Share • 13

    I chose let me tell you something because let me tell you something..

  19. FreeParamedic1259 Share • 13

    Thank you for bringing this to my attention 😌

    1. Opera-Ghost-94 Share • 6

      I’m glad you liked this.

  20. YessiKamiKohai Share • 13

    Delusion is a funny thing

  21. Ill_Charge3489 Share • 11

    i just went through the flairs and this one caught me off guard

    1. Opera-Ghost-94 Share • 3

      That’s a new one for me.

  22. Desperate_Time_7994 Share • 11

    omg i wish the mods or whoever would create a flair for "i dont have to go to a job, im a teenager!" lmaoo

  23. WatchElegant7128 Share • 10

    I chose mine cause I’m an avid sims fan and it’s fucking hilarious. I die laughing every time I think about her melt down.

    1. jess-here Share • 3

      Lmfaoo same sisterchu

  24. Rough_Whole9105 Share • 8

    its just the funniest thing to me

  25. Least_Ferret1903 Share • 8

    Chose mine because she refuses to get a job no matter how terrible her situation is and it just keeps getting worse xx

  26. oatmealcreme Share • 8

    I just find it hilarious that out of all the things Monique said on tophia’s lives the “quitter quitter apple fritter” line was what made her finally crash out and block her 😭

  27. SoStarstruckk Share • 7

    I love mine💝

    1. Opera-Ghost-94 Share • 5

      How could I forget about that one? That moment was iconic!

  28. Crazy_Improvement814 Share • 7

    I chose mine because THAT live was so iconic, the muted crash out was hilarious

    1. FJP82075 Share • 3

      That muted crashout will go down in lolcow history

  29. ilyjklmao Share • 7

    “tophia puts peanut butter on her cwotch and let hershey lick it” “ MOMMMMMMM”

  30. Responsible_Emu_5228 Share • 6

    because it's extremely funny and i think about it alot

  31. GrapefruitExpress136 Share • 6

    Eh, I change my flair all the time tbh. I usually pick the one that I find the most suitable for now😃

  32. JohKohLoh Share • 6

    Thx for the reminder

  33. ericdeclan54 Share • 6

    I chose mine because it made me giggle the most. Also I have dyslexia and have 100% misspelled insecurities lololololok

  34. Top-Establishment-56 Share • 6

    MLM lady at the park was one of the first Tophia chu lives I was able to watch in real time. Brings back fond memories of her looking goofy interacting with someone in public.

  35. No-Inflation-9253 Share • 5

    I picked Mohondas Gandhi because it proves how she doesn't know what she's talking about. I'm kinda sad I haven't seen more people with this flair

  36. Agile_Scratch9273 Share • 5

    I'm an avid fan of the alter ego and Ozark ambassador.

  37. Every_Arrival3428 Share • 5

    bc mamachu do be coughing

  38. s-aintt Share • 5

    I just thought Papachu calling himself this name and saying the full thing everytime was really funny 💀 and not many people have this flair

    1. Drowzzx Share • 3

      I also found that moment funny as fuck, the way he says it 😭

  39. riotgrrlanna Share • 4

    i love sabrina carpenter 😝😝

  40. stoned_cat_lady Share • 4

    I chose mine because I love the sims and it was hilarious when she got banned for “literlay just playing sims!” Before that, though, my flair was “job application 👻”

  41. Advanced-Hour-108 Share • 4

    At first it was Mountain Dew chu but i eventually changed it to “DONT TALK TO ME EITHERRRR” because it’s fucking funny

  42. C0NFLICT10N Share • 4

    tophia puts peanut butter on her CRRRAWTCH to hershey would lieck it 🥜

  43. DeadWolverine93 Share • 3

    When Brotherchu’s allegations first came out, the phrase in my flair stuck lol

  44. Nearby-Size-3947 Share • 3

    You know you don't matter when your own brother pretends he doesn't know you and your own mother thinks you like getting kinky with the dog

  45. Alternative_Grape506 Share • 3

    It’s one of my favorite Tophia meltdowns. I’m also a big sims player lol

  46. funhay12 Share • 3

    Mmmmm vitamins!!!! That's all I have to say! 😂🤣

    1. Level_Membership_907 Share • 1

      Do you have the link to that one

  47. VelocitySkyrusher Share • 3

    I just pick my favorite moments I find funny. I do the same for the other cow subreddits I follow.

    Honestly, for Tophia, she actually angers me instead of amuses me. So right now, my flair is the bbq ribs one because I'm just enjoying knowing that the smugness is temporary, the inevitable end to the gravy train is coming. And she's eating herself into a hole. Schadenfreude, if you will.

  48. aubreesaysmoo Share • 3

    i love the sims so when this happened it was iconic for me

  49. Drowzzx Share • 3

    I’m teething like a baby is one of favorite chu verse moments, it’s priceless

  50. sosogeorgie Share • 3

    Idk, I just occasionally remember that Ozark is a thing and burst out laughing

  51. HistoricalMenu6602 Share • 3

    I saw tophia makeup and I knew I just had to😂😂😂

  52. tiniru Share • 3

    because her "i was liderally just playing sims!" meltdown still kills me

  53. user23421181 Share • 2

    the way mamachu delivered this line makes me cry laughing every time I hear it

  54. isaa_owo Share • 2

    I chose this flare cause to tophia I speak Mexican 🤠

  55. Specialist_Dream7895 Share • 2

    The I could date a kpop idol if I wanted to, it's called manifestation **✨**🧚 rant still haunts me.

  56. kroniskbukfetma Share • 2

    Mine is… idk. I just absolutely love that video. It just makes me so happy to be reminded of it all the time.

  57. Level_Membership_907 Share • 2

    There’s a LOT of good ones. If I didn’t use this one, I’d be using the sims one.

    1. Opera-Ghost-94 Share • 1

      That’s a very popular one.

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  59. jess-here Share • 1

    I had Hershey flare for the longest then the sim moment happened and I play that game so I was literally playing simsss

  60. [deleted] Share • 1

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