Congratulations you’re 30 and have nothing to show for it.

r/tophiachutiktok • by Appropriate-Yam-987 •

**No**
Drivers license
Car
Passport
Never travelled or left the country
Friends
Significant other
Dating history
*Home*
Job

List whatever else I should add to the list

21 Archived Comments

Archived Comments

  1. FewAmbassador7826 Share • 105

    But wait she got ramen and a 2pac shirt🤗

    1. Nadia_LaMariposa Share • 44

      *Too phak

    2. Appropriate-Yam-987 Share • 20

      🤣you’re right she has the bare essentials

      1. iheartfeen Share • 37

        don’t forget temu jewelry & 100$ wigs, it’s a necessity. tophia’s perfectly fine with living in a confined apartment style motel with her 26 year old brother & elderly mother, sharing a bed with marie as they all hang around each other with nothing but skid marked underwear & panties on

    3. Typical_Guess_2048 Share • 5

      Don’t forget about her temu rings

      1. Select_Medium5147 Share • 2

        Especially the ring that spins lmaooo

  2. FutureLeader9193 Share • 37

    no doctor check up, no cleaning, & no shower

    1. Appropriate-Yam-987 Share • 8

      Added it✅

  3. Physical-Neck-2871 Share • 33

    but sOCiAl mEDiA is HEr fuLl TiMe jOB

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  4. anaxolotlwhowrites Share • 30

    Her life genuinely couldn't get any worse and she always says everyone that hates her is just jealous

    1. monotonialovers Share • 1

      it blows my mind that she genuinely believes anyone is jealous of her 😭

  5. Nadia_LaMariposa Share • 16

    Self-awareness, accountability, work credits to be eligible for social security if she manages to make it to 65.

  6. VaushbatukamOnSteven Share • 15

    Technically she’s on CT, so she still has half an hour to turn her life around before she turns 30 😂

  7. 0Abaltz Share • 15

    She’s a scrub for life.

  8. AccomplishedPepper80 Share • 10

    Not everyone has a passport or traveled or even has a car/license by the time they are 30. Some people are extremely poor or live somewhere where a car or license isn’t necessary. However the other stuff she hasn’t accomplished is so sad . She should have experienced so much life trials and tribulations and overall growth by 30. And she hasn’t I feel bad but then I don’t

  9. edru82 Share • 7

    Nothing to show but obesity and diabetes

  10. Last-Ad-2073 Share • 5

    Her teeth are crazy

  11. breakherhip Share • 5
  12. CatAdditional8444 Share • 3

    No dignity

  13. Conscious_Hospital99 Share • 2

    “No Toothbrush” 😂😂

  14. ParsnipFair Share • 2

    I lnow someone who turns 30 very soon and the difference in accomplishments is so shocking. And it’s not like the person I know was handed everything. Tophia really is a waste of