deluluchu tired of making friends with regular people 🥺

r/tophiachutiktok • by RegretOwn6478 •

i come back on her life and she's talking about her delusions 😭 like what

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  1. Fire_Candle9530 Share • 317

    🧌 “I need to travel, I need rich friends, I need a yacht.”
    You know what you really need? A job so you can take care of your elderly mother, bury your brother properly, get your own place, focus on your health, and stop being so selfish. You’re 31 time to grow up.

    1. offgridyungin Share • 91

      She’s so delusional it hurts. Like i think im out there sometimes and then i see tophia and i get a sigh of relief.

    2. MeeMawsBigToe Share • 11

      Well said.

    3. Stunning-Wing-3623 Share • 3

      ![gif](giphy|3o6Zt7g9nH1nFGeBcQ)

  2. No-Newt9774 Share • 225

    Im screaming yall!!! 🤣😭 i was scrolling through my feed and stopped on this video, not even 3 seconds later my 4yr old daughter pointed to the screen and said “thats old man” 😂

    1. shamelesshan Share • 54

      LMAOOO SHES BRUTAL FOR THAT

    2. SympathyHonest5340 Share • 48

      I showed my little brother who’s 9 a video of tophia and he said “she looks like she was born in a fire” 😭

    3. Select_Medium5147 Share • 10

      Omg little kids only speak truth too lol so that’s amazing. Damn I was just with my nephew too lol next time I’m with my nieces or nephews I gotta ask them what they think of toph.

    4. PomegranatesForever9 Share • 3

      Little kids are the best lol.

    5. anonymousx97 Share • 2

      LMAO Kids are so brutally honest too

    6. lsokj Share • 1

      PLS

  3. real_fbi_frank Share • 190

    God she's unemployed so hard

    1. Outrageous-Being869 Share • 3

      🤣

    2. CowBootBats Share • 3

      She's gone pro unemployment at this point.

  4. inlove_with_Lucky Share • 132

    She really wants to spend her life living Off people...
    It's actually pathetic at this point.
    It's all about getting rich friends ecc ecc ...
    I want stability.
    BITCH YOU NEED A JOBBBBB FOR THAT GTFO.

  5. Covington_Head_Dr Share • 102

    You gotta smoke a ton sometimes to look as stoned as her, and here she is doing it so effortlessly

    1. Puzzled_Rabbit_4468 Share • 37

      I’m a schizophrenic who goes through 6 g of concentrate a week bby. I promise you, I am IN SPACE 24:7- whatever’s going on in the real world really does NOT concern me- and I would pay generous money to smoke what she’s smoking bc wow. I would love to sit from my shelter and demand friends with yachts and expensive clothes lmao

  6. rosetoyblaster5956 Share • 87

    Neither myself or my two friends are wealthy, we dont really do exciting things, yet I am so grateful for them for simply being there for me. Tophia Is literally homeless, genuinely a bad person and very disliked, but she’s too good for regular friends because she wants to party on yachts and travel the world with celebrities. Genuinely what is her thought process here. And to top it all off we had to hear that grating annoying ass “like hellooo?” AGAIN.

    1. Stunning-Wing-3623 Share • 2
  7. EchoesOfNow Share • 85

    She said she has MDD, maybe it means Major Delusion Disorder because what is she even saying!?

  8. killuaww Share • 78

    Not her thinking rich ppl would wanna hang out and pay for everything so she could have fun lol.

    Also the easiest way to gain stability is a job but you refuse to get one so…you won’t get it with your failing social media job. Any realistic person will tell you to get a job. Not sell you fantasies about how you’ll be some rich TikTok influencer with sponsors. You’re is your 30s, come back to reality already.

    1. 0fficialtedcruz Share • 5

      You know she’d be in the back staring and hating like 🧌. With her musty self.

  9. fuckapersuasiveessay Share • 50

    No rich person is gonna want to hang with that fucking ogre. She’s a genuine health hazard. Doesn’t shower/wipe. Makes me laugh so much, how she thinks she can just have friends😭😭😫💀

    1. ToastedBread107 Share • 3

      hey no she wipes when she poops!!! She said it herself

      When she doesn't poop on the other hand...

  10. After_Ad9257 Share • 42

    She really feels like she deserves that life. Let that sink in. Her level of delusion equals her level of intellect.

    1. MeeMawsBigToe Share • 14

      It sickens me that she’s daydreaming about this bullshit while her brother sits in an URN.

  11. Upset_Storm5729 Share • 40

    She’s dead weight delusional!!!

  12. HoneyDreaming Share • 40

    that fist pump looked tiring

    1. rescuemomma28 Share • 14

      She does that on a yacht, she’s going to fall over board from her weight shifting.

  13. shamelesshan Share • 39

    that bingo wing was FLAPPIN

  14. flowerysloth Share • 37

    Not even the motel crackheads wanted to continue being her friends after the gofundme money went to shit, what makes her think rich celebrities would want to associate with her? 

  15. Penelopesrevenge1 Share • 35

    I lived in Boca Raton for 12 yrs and actually had friends with money. They were mom friends so we took our kids skating and to events. They would do mom things with me but at night they didn’t want to know from me at night bec they HAD MONEY and I didn’t. Are you a mom Toph no your not so what would they have in common with a smelly PDF? Nothing and they wouldn’t give your smelly ass the time of day.

  16. 111gct Share • 35

    You flexing that you'd be friends with a celebrity is exactly why they wouldn't wanna be friends with you... not to mention you're a racist weirdo that likes asian teens and smells crazy

  17. Visual-Usual8564 Share • 33

    She’s like the dumbest 11 year old and it never stops

    1. MeeMawsBigToe Share • 20

      My 10 year old child is astronomically more responsible, mature and intelligent than tophia. He would question her stupidity.

  18. LadyMayhem02 Share • 28

    So she doesn’t want true friends. She just wants ones with money. Money hangs with money. Imagine sitting around, daydreaming about having money, but no job. No real income anywhere.

    1. aphb16 Share • 10

      “Celebrities don’t hang out with people that have money” 💸💰🤑

    2. MeeMawsBigToe Share • 5

      Crackhead behavior

    3. no-drama-mama-comma Share • 1

      She brings NOTHING to the party. She has no good qualities. She lies, cheats, is mean, has no empathy or kindness in her heart, tries to have a personality and will try out other people’s personalities. None of these personalities could cover up her cold black heart and ignorance of most all topics she chooses to talk about.

      1. yapping_jerboa Share • 1

        actually she has one gooe quality, which is making people feel better about themselves in comparison

  19. tomatoesarepoison Share • 22

    Her hair makes me uncomfortable.

    1. Stunning-Wing-3623 Share • 3
  20. mymelo1998 Share • 22

    wants stability? girl get a job then you will have stability

    1. MeeMawsBigToe Share • 11

      No we have to give her our hard earned money and take care of her

  21. ManagementSelect748 Share • 21

    Tophia, no one would want a gargoyle-esc creature tagging along in their posse.

  22. MeeMawsBigToe Share • 20

    She sounds like a crack head. Seriously, the delusion is crack head behavior

  23. junegemini88 Share • 16

    The craziest part? She actually believes she’s deserves all that with absolutely no work to put any effort into any of that!!!!

  24. Creative_scissors Share • 15

    Jesus Christ. She is really stupid. Girl STFU.

  25. Ok_Mud_3985 Share • 15

    Why does she add an S to the end of somewhere? 😭

    1. sicknsick Share • 6

      Apparently it’s an Albuquerque thing

      1. dismal_windfall Share • 10

        I won't deny this, but it is very much a low-education thing around here

  26. Past_Inside_5962 Share • 13

    In her sugarbabychu era

  27. NarcHater255 Share • 13

    BTS is not going to want to be friends with a putrid morbidly obese Asian fetishist lolcow Tofupa. You literally just want people you can mooch off of you're not slick

  28. MordecaiTheByzantine Share • 12

    This is so sad. Tophia, you are 31, homeless, and have no job history. 

    Delete TikTok and all social media and seek mental help. 

    None of this makes sense and none of this will make your situation better.

    1. MeeMawsBigToe Share • 5

      Isn’t it scary how she’s sitting around and day dreaming about being friends with kehlani

      1. MordecaiTheByzantine Share • 2

        Yeah - I am starting to think she should be in a mental institution. None of this is normal.

  29. Competitive-Taco Share • 10

    Hey...you...be my friend....I hope your parents die 😜 jk....can u buy something

  30. Desperate-Device472 Share • 10

    Not the parasocial relationship with kelani (or whatever) 💀💀

  31. NoVeterinarian8622 Share • 10

    she put on those nails and starts acting like a popular teenager😭😭😭

  32. Shimiji Share • 9

    Oh uh chuchu is angry

  33. MeeMawsBigToe Share • 9

    Wants money, yachts, partying….. but doesn’t want to work :) people we are witnessing the worst type of human

  34. Training_Month_7193 Share • 9

    caring about celebrities in 2025 is insane

  35. Wuvhk Share • 9

    My favorite big toe… listen, if you’re 31 years old with no real friends. I hate to break it to you, but YOU ARE the problem 🙂🤏🏽

  36. CartographerFinal386 Share • 8

    It would immediately turn out like the Titanic if she ever boarded a yacht.

  37. TillBulky4144 Share • 8

    If she ever get on a yacht it will sink

  38. Disastrous-Coat3397 Share • 8

    Her hair looks matted or something

  39. South-Conference-150 Share • 8

    Her and her two noodle hair... girl stop this delulu sesh and go brush your hair please

  40. PreviousBus4353 Share • 7

    I feel like she reads those friendship scenario fics from like 2020 on Wattpad

  41. MoniqueMojo Share • 7

    "Celebrities don't hang out with people who have money" She really just be saying anything and acting like it's a fact just because she WANTS it to be fact. The only people celebrities hang out with who don't have money are their family and the people who work for them. Celebrities are not stepping out with Joe who works as a greeter at Walmart or some ugly homeless Tiktoker.

    Also every time she says "Just jokeen" "Just kideen", she's literally not. She's saying exactly what she feels.

  42. CheesecakeWild7941 Share • 7

    this speaks a lot about her and her friendships. she is tired of her current friends because they cannot give her what she wants. it's wild how she views friendships as so transactional like that, except they don't really have much to gain from being friends with her. if i was someone trying to genuinely be friends with her, i'd be pretty hurt by this. even if it is supposed to be a joke which i kinda feel like there is a lot of truth to it

    if i was genuinely trying to be her friend AND i had a yacht...

    ![gif](giphy|VHcRo7FgsyJimqyOcH|downsized)

  43. Extreme-Industry8515 Share • 6

    Somewheres

  44. Responsible_Cell8353 Share • 6

    Wants stability but doesn’t want to get a job or get her life together

  45. SofiaSuxxx Share • 5

    Somewheres

  46. offgridyungin Share • 4

    “Regular”? “On a yacht somewhere” bruh she’s not joking. She’s homeless and says she needs to hang with people who are rich. Not “regular” people. The ultimate delulu. She thinks she’s on Kehlani’s level… to be friends.. a homeless 33 year old hunchback pedo NEET… aight Tophia

  47. ez_zz565 Share • 4

    Damn she's still unemployed

  48. Penelopesrevenge1 Share • 4

    “Somewheres “ “a lot more nicer”. Yes you do have to have money to hang around money stupid in the hole.

  49. Sammy_Saw_Shank Share • 4

    She reminds me of ALR…. they both seem to have foile à deaux……. cuz Tofupa has made it very clear at this point she thinks she’s actually a popular social media superstar-she’s just waiting on the same fortune.…..and Porkahontas has stated to her girlfriends a couple of times that if she were her “real size”??? she wouldn’t be hanging out all day with dorky overweight, rednecks, but instead rocking the streets of LA…

  50. Select_Medium5147 Share • 4

    This is actually so embarrassing. Not surprised by anything she said though. She is so fucking weird and this goes to show u all she wants is some friend with $ that will pay her way through life. She behaves just like a kid in middle school it’s fucking weird. And I’m not just saying this cause I dislike her but she doesn’t have a good personality at all. She doesn’t talk about anything interesting most of the time and has lots of lame interests. There’s not much to like.

  51. Extreme_Economics_25 Share • 4

    I see the ugly press on nail ‘samples’(we all know she’s paying for them) and unfortunately back.

  52. Local_Samurai_0 Share • 4

    ![gif](giphy|l2Jhw8Oo6kVRWvTZm)

  53. Responsible_Cell8353 Share • 4

    She’s is so out of touch with the world

  54. Cool_Ad7459 Share • 4

    She's so past the influencer age. She's a middle aged woman. And let's be honest she looks nothing like those influencers. They actually work to maintain that life style. All I ever see her do online is be a terrible person.

  55. snshyshy Share • 3

    who wants to be her friend 🥱

  56. Emergency_Meeting860 Share • 3

    Arm did a whole tidal wave 😂

  57. Practical-Plan3229 Share • 3

    So she wants rich friends to live off them?

  58. alonemisfit Share • 3

    her hair looks like a bird’s nest

  59. ImFucktM8 Share • 3

    “especially now that celebrities are dating regular people” Tophia…. people who aren’t celebrities don’t even want you, what makes you think a fucking A list celebrity is going to want you? explain the thought process behind this, please, Tophia.

    1. RegretOwn6478 Share • 3

      even then those "regular people" have always been either beautiful or had something going for them wtf does tophia bring to the table besides her gluttony and gut

  60. spooookygurl666 Share • 3

    A J O B, would get you those things.

  61. Local_Samurai_0 Share • 3

    oh god she’s more delusional than we thought

  62. PrincessAintPeachy Share • 3

    Does she ever comb her hair?

    Like use a comb to separate and detangle her hair. It's always in the massive matted and frizzy existence. Except those damn flaccid curly fries hanging down in her face.

  63. PomegranatesForever9 Share • 3

    Can you imagine her on a yacht.....cause I can't either.

  64. Character_Train_642 Share • 3

    the words only a sad, lonely, pathetic, unemployed person would ever utter.

  65. MichelleW_1-1 Share • 3

    She knows if she wants to do any of that, she has to have money 💰 right ?

  66. Windcastle10 Share • 3

    She just repeats anything she hears on tik tok. Even the mannerisms are just like unnatural for her.

  67. lilkennedt Share • 3

    She thinks she has pretty privilege 💀💀

  68. Sssmokey000 Share • 3

    top tier ragebait

  69. brrdln Share • 2

    Hmm she’s speaking differently here… She’s not speaking with her usual stupid yelling voice.
    I think the social interactions she’s been forced to have since her brother’s death have evolved her speech just a little bit.

  70. Sammy_Saw_Shank Share • 2

    Wealth status aside it’s seriously fucked how warped her view of friendship is…. Like you don’t hang out with people for what they have or can pay for…… you hang out with each other because you care and like each other. Like my friends and I have done some very big trips because we work together and plan. We’re there for each other when it’s tough as well as the good times. Unless it’s a favor or a holiday, I don’t expect them to just buy crap for me. She’s so narcissistic and clueless-It’s insane.

  71. EMSGorl Share • 2

    POV my husband when he enlisted in the Navy. 😂😂😂 he just needed to spice up our life. LMAO.

  72. 1Quackity1 Share • 2

    It’s probably bad to post this kinda comment but I still hope someone Charlie Kirk’s her mamachus life would drastically improve without this big ogre

  73. Outrageous-Being869 Share • 2

    Ok beeotch. Now we are below you huh? Us "regular" folk are below you and only celebrities will do? Get over yourself you evil pos.

  74. Independent-Swan1508 Share • 2

    no one wants to hangout with her even by force no one wants go hangout with her. and rich people wants to hangout with other rich people plus i doubt they will wanna pay for her every single time.

  75. bwcm219123 Share • 2

    Looks like a nasty dirty hair helmet

  76. Sammy_Saw_Shank Share • 1

    It’s genuinely disturbing how warped her view of friendship is… even back when she was just hanging around with fellow homeless people at the shelter like ankle-chu? She seems to expect that friendship is just very one way and self-serving.

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  79. JenGutz20 Share • 1

    Yasssss, tophia in her yacht girl era. Imagine? They're usually about 15 years younger and 250 pounds lighter. But ok Tophia! Ok! 🤣🤣 Tf is she talking about?

  80. Still_Mission_1918 Share • 1

    She was not joking; she was being serious 😭😭 she thinks she can hang out with rich people, date them, and make money, and she's sick of "regular people" wtf FUNGUS YOU ARE 31 NOT A TEEN WTF WHAT REALM IS SHE EVEN ON!!!!

  81. edru82 Share • 1

    The big ole lumpy arm

  82. Single_Tangelo_6179 Share • 1

    “Somewheres”

  83. Adventurous-Gold-964 Share • 1

    Ik try getting a job

  84. Opera-Ghost-94 Share • 1

    You need to get offline and get a REAL job! You are not an internet star! P.S. We all know you only want a celeb to date you because you are a gold digger!

  85. Eeveelutions2417 Share • 1

    I’m wondering if she’s in a hotel now or something because she’s been filming there when she wasn’t really filming in the shelter. Plus, I’ve been hearing mamachu in the background.

  86. Rinmine014 Share • -12

    This was really taken out of context. lol.

    At the end of all this, she said shes joking.

    1. Time_Ask9540 Share • 14

      You must be new here because she always says she joking after she says a lot of things, to lower the outrage, but we know shes dead serious 😂

    2. Fun_Telephone_3304 Share • 4

      I know a lot of people who love to say extremely outlandish shit, only to follow it up with, “…but I’m just joking!” It means nothing - it’s a way of throwing a real idea out, while also maintaining plausible deniability if anyone confronts you… cause then you can say you were “only kidding.”

      She really, truly thinks this way. She’s a leech. Always has been and always will be.