DON'T TOUCH THE POOP 😭

r/tophiachutiktok β€’ by ReadingAble5205 β€’

No more poop touching, people. You can have your five minutes of internet fame, but your name will forever be attached to Tophia. Look at Wesley (poor man) even after leaving social media, he's still associated with Tophia. Holy shit balls 😭 just browse and comment on the Reddit like the rest of us. No need in getting too close and potentially ruining your rep. No seriously, Tophia will have you crashing out like Squid right now.

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  1. Advanced-Hour-108 β€’ Share β€’ 149

    She’s far from poop. Just straight ebola and margburg virus

  2. CheesecakeWild7941 β€’ Share β€’ 110

    lmfao 😭 just thought the two posts were funny next to each other

    1. ReadingAble5205 β€’ Share β€’ 21

      😭

  3. NumerousWeekend552 β€’ Share β€’ 84

    ![gif](giphy|NRAJJwDPQXY4sp4YNR)

    1. Economy_Will_343 β€’ Share β€’ 32

      Came here to comment the cheese touch but you beat me to it with the visual 🀝

  4. wafflemilkshakes β€’ Share β€’ 75

    GUYS WHAT DID I MISS AND WHY IS SQUID A LOLCOW NOW???

    1. Turbulent-Ad2997 β€’ Share β€’ 104

      She’s been crashing out on TikTok getting offended that people are calling her her a drxg addict (Spoiler: It really does look like she is using) and how she is extending her last 5 minutes of fame.

      1. sociallanxietyy β€’ Share β€’ 48

        if you go to the top posts and scroll to her AMA her pupils are INSANELY pinpointed 😭 you have to ZOOM IN just to find them

    2. ReadingAble5205 β€’ Share β€’ 60

      To sum it up, she made a video implying (or saying I guess) that Tophia set her brother up to get shot and since then, she's been crashing out and acting like some immature 13 year old.

      1. optimumopiumblr2 β€’ Share β€’ -14

        This is the right answer. Not the people saying it’s because of drugs. Which there is 0 proof of. That’s more of sheep just sheeping because someone said she looks like she may be on something and everyone ran with it like usual.

    3. Any_Courage9355 β€’ Share β€’ 13

      She’s crashing out so bad it reminds me of the boomers πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  5. PanhandlersPets β€’ Share β€’ 59
  6. jisols β€’ Share β€’ 49

    Tophia is so many people’s first lolcow they’ve gotten into and it SHOWS. Stop embarrassing yourself guys!!!! You’re just gonna end up being made fun of too :)

  7. nupnup13 β€’ Share β€’ 10

    In the Drachenlord story there is the concept of Kot (excrement) Midas touch. Almost everyone who came too close to him had their careers or names ruined. The best example is Kevin Wolter. Army vet with PTSD issues turned christian/fitness influencer. Some trolls got him in contact with Rainer which led to him appearing on one of Rainer's streams as well as some videos. He just wanted to help Rainer out a bit. Kevin had no idea who Rainer was nor did he know about the PDF and Grape fantasy allegations. Afterwards trolls ran wild in Kevin's channel pretty much ruining his entire career. That's just one of many stories tho. Toph is kinda similar to Rainer in that regard. If you don't know who she is, you might feel bad for her. You might think you could help her by inviting her to streams or giving her money. However as we all know sooner or later she will say some terrible things which makes you look bad if you associate with her in any way and if you give her money, much like Rainer, she will spend that money on all sorts of random BS.

  8. GrapefruitExpress136 β€’ Share β€’ -55

    The only near-poo that I have ever touch was \[making\] a fake review on torrid (iykyk)

    1. Agile_Scratch9273 β€’ Share β€’ 74

      And this was the dumbest thing to happen in Gorl world. I even brought it up in that subreddit.
      Absolutely low tier smooth brain trolling. The fact that you wrote some long ass review for an item you didn't even buy to get at someone who will never see it.
      L move.

      1. ittybittyange1 β€’ Share β€’ 17

        Yeah that shit kind of pissed me off too because I know the people at torrid are so fucking confused lol.

      2. GrapefruitExpress136 β€’ Share β€’ 15

        Idk im not just going to sit up here and act like it wasn't a dick move. It really was on my part😭

      3. GrapefruitExpress136 β€’ Share β€’ -12

        Yeah, pretty stupid on my part. I was half-asleep while writing it too. Idk what I was on😭

        1. Agile_Scratch9273 β€’ Share β€’ 4

          Some idiot high off of other idiots who want to be a part of gorl world in the most desperate way possible. They way that community sucks off Mr. Snowflake is pathetic.

    2. shah_no__pls β€’ Share β€’ 31

      girl this is cringe as fuck

      1. GrapefruitExpress136 β€’ Share β€’ 8

        Very, very, VERY cringe

        1. shah_no__pls β€’ Share β€’ 8

          at least you're owning it πŸ’”πŸ’”

          1. GrapefruitExpress136 β€’ Share β€’ 8

            I'm not afraid to admit that I fucked up. Unlike a certain chu...

    3. CheesecakeWild7941 β€’ Share β€’ 8

      its funny if you read it in a thick ass italian new york/boston accent

    4. ReadingAble5205 β€’ Share β€’ 7

      Now... 😭

      1. GrapefruitExpress136 β€’ Share β€’ 6

        Absolutely not my proudest momentπŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ

    5. EMSGorl β€’ Share β€’ 4

      Ok but… β€œ waddle don’t walk β€œ did it for me. 😭