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I’m crying why is she trying to be so hot but looks like a shrek

r/tophiachutiktok • by Shimiji •
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  1. qtcapy • Share • 189

    You must be anti-black because those are her ”bLaCk FeAtUreS” she swears she has

    1. qtcapy • Share • 130
      1. unebastard • Share • 49

        The epitome of white trash

      2. Odd_Description1104 • Share • 37

        I kept seeing the pic of this man. Has anyone ever asked if he’s really the biological father?

        1. Independent_Grade615 • Share • 18

          yes

      3. aphb16 • Share • 36

        Same nose, same dead eyes

        1. anonymousx97 • Share • 29

          Same mile long philtrum and fat droopy eyes too

      4. MartyMailboxxx • Share • 14

        Marie picks real stunners

    2. Dunyaduzbence • Share • 33

      But BUT but BUT shes NOT a burnt color unlike “THOSE” people…

    3. lady_mollelle • Share • 14

      i hate when she says anti-black.

      "anti-black" literally the same thing as racism...

  2. 1uvmetoo • Share • 105

    there’s no possible way she actually thinks she looks hot 😭😭😭😭

    1. junegemini88 • Share • 73

      I can guarantee you SHE definitely thinks that

    2. PanicNo8854 • Share • 25

      Ooooh but she does!! 🤮

      1. Penelopesrevenge1 • Share • 17

        I read that in a Cyraxx voice

        1. PanicNo8854 • Share • 11

          You were supposed to!! 😂

  3. INeedAMedKit • Share • 57

    ![gif](giphy|TIGP3k4gNAqvza2KJK|downsized)

    1. Velvet-bunny2424 • Share • 23

      It’s a orca in captivity. A shrekchu antennas drop in front

      1. lady_mollelle • Share • 8

        SHREKCHU ANTENNAS

  4. Select_Medium5147 • Share • 45

    Her skin looks flocked like those sylvanian family figures

    1. shotosturtleneck • Share • 33

      But calico critters are actually cute 😭

      1. Select_Medium5147 • Share • 4

        I know I almost didn’t want to compare her to them but I couldn’t figure out anything to compare it to that would make sense. 😂 poor critters, Tophia is a critter but a different kind.

    2. Busy_Trade_7315 • Share • 5

      THIS HAS ME DEAD ASF

  5. PercentageOk1117 • Share • 44

    Nahh Shrek even looks better than her bro lol😭💀

    1. Shimiji • Share • 2

      True

  6. skyd0llasign • Share • 33

    dude wtf is up w her hair

    1. Penelopesrevenge1 • Share • 14

      She looks hot don’t hate on beauty. 😜

      1. kitten3396 • Share • 7

        Yep that's her "buuuhlack features"

    2. SupaSonicWhisper • Share • 10

      Besides it being fried and dirty? 

    3. Shimiji • Share • 1

      she looks like a frickin pineapple

  7. 12thHouse-Stellium • Share • 30

    First pic her mouth looks the same as a snapping turtle. Tf is goin on with that

  8. chaniiux • Share • 24

    LMAO her eyes really said 🎱👄👁️

  9. S3xhavent • Share • 22

    Don't compare her to my handsome boy Shrek

  10. DumbLookingCicada • Share • 20

    I can't describe the texture on her face

    1. Ztiw- • Share • 13

      I was thinking the same…. I don’t think she washes her face very often 🥴

    2. raerecluse • Share • 6

      Crusty micro fiber towel

  11. Much-Moose9396 • Share • 18

    ![gif](giphy|lTOMryT3y3f1u)

  12. Spiritual-Mood1481 • Share • 15

    Makeup looks horrible

    1. PanicNo8854 • Share • 9

      The eyeshadow makes the texture on her eyes open out even more!!

      1. Outrageous-Being869 • Share • 6

        You can see the badly placed and glued eyelashes

        1. Shimiji • Share • 1

          LOL

  13. ttjustlikett • Share • 12

    Idk why her teeth pmo 😂😂💀💀

    1. Shimiji • Share • 3

      So crooked fr

  14. SupaSonicWhisper • Share • 12

    Her makeup consistently baffles me. She always picks such unflattering colors. Not that any colors would flatter her 🧌features but that pink she insists upon wearing just looks shitty and cheap.

    And while there’s nothing wrong with putting on makeup any time you feel like it, it’s just weird that she does it just to sit in the park or wherever the hell she is. Is she trying to impress the squirrels? 

    1. PanicNo8854 • Share • 8

      She needs to learn to blend. It aggravates the shit out of me.

  15. mrsdickey • Share • 11

    she looks like a dinosaur whose species became extinct early on

  16. seocitos • Share • 11

    when she does her makeup she reminds me of this lol

  17. kitten3396 • Share • 10

    Her hair could look great if she worked on doing the ringlets over her whole head not just the front fly strips looking shit

    1. Outrageous-Being869 • Share • 4

      And have 2 hang right in front of her eyes like a dumbass

  18. demonicmick666 • Share • 9

    Her pores go fucking wild. I feel like she’s using foundation and it ain’t even covering. Also her stubble needs taken care of.

    1. offgridyungin • Share • 3

      “Go fucking wild” I’m crying 😭

  19. lanasj • Share • 7

    her makeup is so cakey it actually pisses me off

  20. PanicNo8854 • Share • 6

    Is this the live she kept pursing her lips? That was annoying and absolutely disgusting.

  21. AskSouthern158 • Share • 6

    she has potential but refuses to better herself in the ways that matter like losing weight and taking better care of her hygiene

  22. Funny_Blacksmith_587 • Share • 5

    ![gif](giphy|FMeQ9Lf9FtUj8dFcG5)

  23. PomegranatesForever9 • Share • 5

    I got the ick from her before, but after seeing that video posted about her being confronted about watching lesbian Asian teen 🌽 and how she responded to it I’m like 👁️ 👄 👁️

    1. Shimiji • Share • 2

      LESBIAN?

      1. PomegranatesForever9 • Share • 3

        Yes. If you scroll down a bit you’ll find the post. She’s wearing a blue headband and she’s live.

  24. flippermode • Share • 5

    I want to see how she sees herself.

  25. Tozi_Lee • Share • 4

    She looks like a painted orange

  26. CampbellKitty • Share • 4

    The cavities in that back tooth.

  27. Aromatic-Guess-4204 • Share • 4

    skin texture is normal but why does she have literal CRATERS 😭

  28. UltraLORDBufet • Share • 3

    why she always do that same damn makeup look omg 😭😭😭

  29. offgridyungin • Share • 3

    She’s trying to find a sugar daddy to take her away from homelessness

  30. fingernailfred • Share • 3

    It’s the two breadsticks for me

  31. Bunnyp4wz • Share • 3

    At least Shrek had a house and partner (that’s not underaged)

  32. lady_mollelle • Share • 3
  33. theOGCornchipgirl • Share • 2

    Tf is this - looks like she’s raised her hair split- Like 😭😭😭

  34. TenyaIida_ • Share • 2

    Oh my god I would hate to have her skin texture I know she can feel every dry crunch when she yawns or talks, ew

  35. celestialcomet • Share • 1

    Her pores go fucking wild. I feel like she’s using foundation and it ain’t even covering. Also her stubble needs taken care of.

  36. Madbro0331 • Share • 1

    Probably comes from her equally disgusting and unselfaware mother gassing her up all these years. I literally can’t even look directly at the image, I HAVE to look off to the sides, that’s how disgusting her face is.

  37. raerecluse • Share • 1

    Not Shrek the character just "a" Shrek. 😭 She looks like if Donkey and a Shrek had a lovechild.

  38. AHeartlessOne • Share • 1

    Don't be insulting Shrek like that!

  39. Bigfatkittytitty • Share • 1

    She looks like a damn rhinoceros

    1. Outrageous-Being869 • Share • 1

      Not even close. Rhinos are cute

  40. CowBootBats • Share • 1
  41. Far_Fish8306 • Share • 1

    Why does her face look like parchment paper texture

  42. Competitive-Taco • Share • 1

    I feel like reporting this.....she is so ugly...I'd let the human race die out if she was an option for smoosh....I'm sorry but I'd cut my member off before I'd even think of her being sexy...I want to vomit

  43. AmbassadorBusy9211 • Share • 1

    Them pours do not lie 😭

  44. AmbassadorBusy9211 • Share • 1

    The sad this is ngl if she actually got her life together etc before she started TikTok maybe she could have Been different and not hated but were here at this point watching her is like watching a cartoon for adults honestly 😭

  45. Otherwise-Jello-2946 • Share • 1

    Don't you fucking Diss shrek like that again.

  46. keeperofthenyancat • Share • 1

    Shes always so fuzzy

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