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In a parallel universe, what do you think Tophia is doing?

r/tophiachutiktok • by After-Knee-5500 •

I say she’s probably a frugal workaholic with everyone telling her she needs to take a vacation and spend some money but she refuses.

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  1. gaymidgetpornn • Share • 115

    being pretty having a full-time job a healthy job an asian teen boyfriend and a house

    1. RizenDawn23 • Share • 58

      ASIAN TEEN BOYFRIEND SCREAMINGGG

  2. JamieJackpot • Share • 51

    Riding mobility scooters thru Walmart with ALR.

    1. hananunsan • Share • 13

      what a love affair that would be

  3. ilovemyorangecat • Share • 50

    She owns a restaurant that ends up on kitchen nightmares but shuts down 6 months later due to health violations

    1. cwcvilleisgay • Share • 24

      her signature dish is chicken alfredo

      1. Impossible_Clock_302 • Share • 15

        And her special drink of the day is Mountain Dew

    2. After-Knee-5500 • Share • 15

      OMG

    3. zachhoepfer • Share • 14

      "Mind you, Gordon, I think you should look at the things you're cooking"

  4. Toflopchu • Share • 47

    Tophia is an influencer.

    1. After-Knee-5500 • Share • 8

      She made it! 😭

    2. HydroHomie2077 • Share • 5

      Beautiful profile picture

  5. Petah_Griffin69 • Share • 24

    Working a full time job , married to a kpop artist, being fit, being healthy and clean

  6. Hungry_Armadillo1882 • Share • 22

    Forklift operator at a building supplies warehouse. Stud name Garth or Lorne. No internet presence other than posting in some acnh forums. Owns a newt and takes very good care of it. Rock climbing injury from a few years back that acts up when the temperature fluctuates.

    1. Its-shiba • Share • 12

      I'm losing it over the stud name this is too accurate

  7. carniverousplant • Share • 17

    probably still scratching minge

  8. PresentationBig4794 • Share • 16

    Clean girl fitness influencer who has a million followers on TikTok. Is currently the face of Alo and Rhode, and lives in a quirky NYC penthouse (that she bought with her hard-earned money) with Mamachu (who has a cooking and cleaning vlog that she updates occasionally) and Brotherchu (who is an Indycar driver and has 0 sexual allegations, but is still socially awkward).

    She has a Kpop and cosplaying/anime-loving side which is why her fanbase is diverse and not just made up of Upper East Side pilates housewives. Oh, and she's also politically aware and has led several donation drives/fundraisers for marginalized groups.

    Oh Tophia.

    1. maddest-hatter • Share • 5

      omg i am literally thinking the same thing as you 😭

  9. maddest-hatter • Share • 8

    just the opposite of everything she is now

    we would be praising her for how well she can keep it all together, her ability to make and save money, how beautiful she is

    she would own a big house bought with all the money she had worked hard for, by working in a job and as a successful influencer

    she would be fit and advocate for healthy living

    and she would embody the characteristics/principles that asians look for in their partner: filial piety, diligence, intelligence, beauty, and a youthful appearance

    unfortunately she’s none of that in our universe because she refuses to work for any of it or change herself

  10. Ok-Bear-570 • Share • 6

    shes def making money hand over fist!

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  11. afcm1025 • Share • 6

    Actually caring for her mother, living stably with a full time job and boyfriend. Maybe helping brotherchu

  12. vexedllucy • Share • 6

    regional manager of dunkin donuts

  13. lexmarkblenderbottle • Share • 5

    Her house has 0 mpg. Unlike reality

  14. No_Garden_9995 • Share • 3

    be jungkook’s wife duh🙄🙄🙄🙄

    1. No_Garden_9995 • Share • 4

      or a more realistic one, a wholesome influencer mom who makes content about her daily life, and she has a very supportive fan base on tiktok

      she’d also be skinnier than what she is rn, since parallel universe tophia would know how to eat healthier and exercise more

      1. No_Garden_9995 • Share • 2

        she’s unfortunately a product of her environment, and now that i’ve typed this comment out, the comparison is grim…30, jobless, homeless, just straight up miserable

  15. Extension_Impact_571 • Share • 3

    No such thing, tophia is one of a kind and only exists in our universe💔💔

  16. EmotionalDelivery729 • Share • 3

    super quiet and polite , works 45 hours a week, and could afford to live alone but chooses to live with mamachu and take good care of her. she doesnt talk to donald bc hes weird.

  17. Sea-Strength7380 • Share • 2

    Stinking up the chu mobile and being delusional and lazy asf. And Dey begging for money and thinking of a new scam

  18. Any-Alfalfa6168 • Share • 2

    Dating an Asian teen boy k pop star

  19. Odd_Teacher29 • Share • 1

    Reminiscing on her time as prom queen and class valedictorian as she collects her doctorate degree

  20. Defiant-Art • Share • 1

    Having a job

  21. Acrobatic_Act_6285 • Share • 1

    Being a normal human being, having a stable career, slowly making her way up the corporate ladder, giving to charity, happily married to her Korean businessman husband, has two kids. And in her spare time, volunteers at a homeless shelter. I like to think she has nightmares sometimes about this universe's Tophia that are actually glimpses into another reality

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