is she pretending to be sad

r/tophiachutiktok • by strawberriescherriez •
44 Archived Comments

Archived Comments

  1. 27clubdropout Share • 212

    just had an aneurysm trying to read this

  2. Salty_Song_4444 Share • 134

    caveman to english translation: How many aura points did I lose when someone from my high school matched with me on an app where I used to make friends but at the same time was also used for dating. Turns out, he was a senior in my school and was dating a freshman while cheating on her.

    (i tried)

    1. livefastdie96 Share • 41

      I still don’t understand 💀

      1. Salty_Song_4444 Share • 30

        i sat there for 5 mins trying to figure out what she was saying

      2. United-Bug-7361 Share • 28

        She’s saying she matched with some dude from HS that was 17-18 dating a 14-15 yr old. But WTH does that have to do with her. Why would she lose “aura from that”😭😭

        1. Character_Train_642 Share • 19

          she literally just doing the trend just to do it. She probably doesn’t even fully understand what it means 😭

    2. Fire_Candle9530 Share • 41

      Re writing it but not putting the extra random context like she did

      How many aura points did I lose when someone from my high school matched up with me on an dating/friends meet up app , and he's the same guy who was a senior in my high school dating a freshman and cheated on her at the time.

      (I also tried)

    3. kissgroupie Share • 6

      “caveman to english” 😭💀

  3. LiteratureLove666 Share • 114

    More quality content that she took all day to proofread before posting.

  4. Pumpkin_king1042 Share • 82

    all those words and neither of them went anywhere

  5. DifferenceHour3719 Share • 77

    Let’s not try to do trends if we don’t understand them 👍🏻

  6. KittyGoneMad Share • 60

    “Loose” 😭😭😭

    1. Gu4rd3dS3rum Share • 30

      Her aura is loose.. 😔

      1. Aggressive-Heart9073 Share • 1

        Stoooop I'm fkn dead 💀 🤣 😂 😭

  7. SemoreeRBLX Share • 43

    Like I'm trying to understand it but like how did you lose aura points if you first of all never had any, and what would've made yo lose those supposed aura points because all I'm reading is the background to the situation but not the action that directly affected you 💀

    1. SemoreeRBLX Share • 15

      Also how can I absolutely wasted rn and still be more coherent than her when she's sober 😭

  8. penusdlite Share • 25

    what would you do if when you okay so he said yes would go

    1. Mean-Evidence8111 Share • 6

      I’d say god bless

    2. [deleted] Share • 1

      [removed]

  9. Visual_Ingenuity7580 Share • 17

    she so illiterate LMAOAOAOA

  10. Sugarb7nnies Share • 14

    500,000 - 1 million English words, and she still can't put 45 into a clear, functional sentence

  11. bobertthagoofy Share • 11

    Only aura she's got is the unwashed green stench.

    1. ShroomzLady Share • 2

      Her aura = the green stench cloud from SpongeBob

  12. Tophiasmorbidlyobese Share • 10

    She never had aura

  13. NumerousWeekend552 Share • 9

    Does she not think question marks exist?

  14. yootaeyang Share • 8

    im lost on what shes trynna say??? this doesnt even make sense

  15. angelaxxlittle Share • 8

    they way this has nothing to do with "aura points" (as if she had any) lmao. she just wanted to brag about having matched with someone on bumble. also she never clarified if she matched with someone on the dating option, just that there *was* a dating option 😭

  16. ykktae Share • 6

    what is she even tryna say cause i literally struggled to read it

  17. ceceae Share • 6

    Also why r u thirty hung up on high school dating situations tf

    1. NumerousWeekend552 Share • 2

      Remember: this is a grown ass 30 year old we're dealing with.

  18. chewablevitamin_ Share • 6

    In order to match with someone on those kinds of apps both parties have to choose to match with each other, right? So she would've had to willingly swipe right or whatever on that guy knowing he creeped and cheated on a freshman. That just makes HER sound like a weird person who goes for predatory dudes lmao

  19. biohazard_girl1 Share • 5

    Someone please translate because I'm confused

  20. hexagontrapezoid Share • 5

    maybe it’s bc i just woke up but i can’t read this

  21. SadRoad1549 Share • 5

    i’d be sad too if i was that illiterate

  22. Catzinboxess Share • 4

    And did this happen 60 years ago? She’s grown and talking about high school relationships

  23. Ambitious-Cherry-997 Share • 4

    But how would she know if they matched if she didn’t also swipe yes

  24. WAdorce Share • 4

    She’s fondly reminiscing about him because this is so random🥴

  25. zestspagett Share • 3

    I doubt anybody matched with her.

  26. TheeFluffyMushroom Share • 3

    Is it just me or does this scenario makes no sense 😭

  27. catshavestars Share • 3

    she doesn’t have aura points to begin with

  28. NoDot7856 Share • 2

    She never talks about her experience in college 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

  29. StationSimple9564 Share • 1

    Huh ?

  30. Character_Train_642 Share • 1

    what the FUCK did I just read.

  31. Cookie_vool Share • 1

    I had to read this like 5 times to understand

  32. Smart-Presence6501 Share • 1

    At this point did she even graduate because I felt dyslexic trying to understand that

  33. First_Ad_4501 Share • 1

    trying to be sad but then uses “aura points”

    ![gif](giphy|26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk)

  34. Wonderful_General346 Share • 1

    No not sad, I think she’s pretending to have suitors