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LIKE BRUH… WHO’S GOING TO BREAK IT TO THE OGRE QUEEN OF KOSHER CURLS??? SHE PISSES ME TF OFF 😡

r/tophiachutiktok • by beelzefuck •
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  1. i-wanted-that-iced • Share • 278

    Best I can do is a crusty Temu wig

    1. NervousStock2241 • Share • 57

      This wig saga is fucking killing me lol

    2. ToastedBread107 • Share • 35

      i'm so happy miss motelle e. viction is back!!

      1. st0lenbliss • Share • 2

        LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    3. PastelBxnnie • Share • 21

      Im wheezing 😭

  2. Conscious-Shame-355 • Share • 192

    Brittany takes care of his hair, washes and conditions it. She needs to learn to wipe after she pees, baby steps tophia.

    1. _peach93 • Share • 14

      💀💀

  3. Pissragj • Share • 113

    What makes me mad is that Tophia (before her shitty dye job) had really thick hair and a nice curl pattern. Could’ve really been so pretty if she wasn’t such a slob

    1. RegretOwn6478 • Share • 101

      right!! her hair would actually be pretty if she took care of it, she looked much better w black hair too

      don't get me wrong like her face is chopped either way but she's like choppedmaxxing w that ugly aaa bleach job

      1. CampbellKitty • Share • 46

        Choppedmaxxing I'm dying!!

      2. FJP82075 • Share • 8

        CHOPPEDMAXXING 🤣🤣🤣 I'm dead

    2. Pissragj • Share • 82

      - the hair would’ve been pretty. No fixing that face.

    3. heartpops • Share • 28

      Her hair was definitely her best feature when it’s taken care of, sadly it hasn’t had the ability to recover from the abuse.

      Even with my hair I have to bleach it a few times to get a good lift if I’m using the stuff from sally’s, I honestly feel like she tried to rush it rather than gradually doing lighter bleach sessions over several days.

      1. Still_Mission_1918 • Share • 6

        It seems thinning to really bad, like she's putting bad products in it. I used a product for years, and the company sold out. They changed their product formula; you could smell the change. It started thinning my hair badly, so Im careful of what I use. She's probably not watching and just throwing whatever into her hair

    4. mortuarymaiden • Share • 13

      I can’t lie, the one thing I could possibly be called jealous of is the fact she has thick af hair. And it burns my ass that she totally abuses the fuck out of it. She doesn’t deserve it 😭

    5. AshTheArtist • Share • 7

      She’d be pretty if she actually took care of herself and did basic fucking hygiene

      1. mortuarymaiden • Share • 23

        I also believe if she were a genuinely kind, good-hearted person that people would give waaaaay less of a fuck about her looks. Her awful attitude actively makes her uglier to me.

        1. Spare_Lemon2660 • Share • 9

          This! She is the proof that inner beauty aging through, no matter what is true - by showing the opposite case. 

  4. biohazard_girl1 • Share • 97

    Doesn't she know she has to take a shower first

    1. Still_Mission_1918 • Share • 12

      She claims she does, and we are the ones who don't, but her hair lately looks BADDDD!!! And that clip with the bug antennas 😬

  5. Fire_Candle9530 • Share • 45

    She such an idiot she would piss me off when she would say " I don't straighten my hair because it's gonna damage it" like listen here you big idiot that's why you use heat protection products on your hair before straightening/ adding any kind of heat to it !! Also your hair is already damage because you don't know how to maintain it.

    1. xintrovertx • Share • 16

      she said she won’t straighten her hair because of damage but she blows out her hair which uses heat and has bleached her hair which can also be damaging especially to curls lmao

      1. Fire_Candle9530 • Share • 2

        Ugh the irony right

    2. sweetpeach_11 • Share • 2

      It’s damaged because she bleached it and it’s dryer than hay

  6. NarcHater255 • Share • 37

    Don't bring Bretman Rock into this Tofupa

  7. DamonTheAlboner • Share • 21

    it ain’t happening with that fried hair of hers 😭

  8. Yuhcrazymotherlode • Share • 16

    Oh she's trying to sht on these heauxs with this style 🤣 🤣🤣...jkjk

    1. A13xt12 • Share • 3

      Omg ur pfp😭😭😭

  9. Apple-ciders-1005 • Share • 14

    Get a job then

  10. Select_Medium5147 • Share • 14

    She fucking wishes! Bretman has gorgeous hair! She’ll never come close.

  11. Shimiji • Share • 14

    The way tophia is trying to glow up so hard

    1. flowerysloth • Share • 12

      The only way she can glow up is by getting born again with a completely different DNA 

      1. FJP82075 • Share • 4

        OMFG the ACCURACY 😂😂😂

  12. Muted_Pizza5881 • Share • 12

    Noo not Bretman leave him alone you’re just a ogre and that hairstyle won’t suit her face based on how huge she is in weight no offense but she needs to stop being in denial about it too because she’s a massive woman.

  13. Haunting_Security_34 • Share • 12

    Hair aint even in the same universe, let alone anywhere near the same texture 🤣🤣

  14. sotojuice • Share • 10

    how does an ogre like her not give up yet jesus

  15. guayabajam • Share • 10

    I wanna see her in a 30 inch buss down

  16. Stunning-Wing-3623 • Share • 9
  17. FreeParamedic1259 • Share • 9

    LEAVE BRETMAN ALONE 😡

    ![gif](giphy|BFSMPap7J3Q0o)

  18. AshTheArtist • Share • 9

    “I need this hairstyle”

    Girl your hair too fucking matted and dry for that

  19. ovaltine_jankins • Share • 8

    I can't stop laughing! Kosher curls!!!!!

  20. Tozi_Lee • Share • 8

    Those deep fried curly fries she calls hair aren’t gonna do much

  21. CampbellKitty • Share • 8

    Can you imagine how her hair smells...barf..No Ta!

  22. Janelisfortheweak • Share • 8

    She’s so greedy it’s sickening

  23. sicksugarbunny • Share • 7

    keep dreaming tophia

  24. qhoruh • Share • 7

    LMFAOOAOA KOSHER CURLSS GTFFFF

  25. sidneyhasnonuts • Share • 7

    Her priorities never cease to amaze me

  26. H7pnotic • Share • 6

    I doubt she can detangle the fucking jungle on her head

  27. Stunning-Wing-3623 • Share • 5

    😂🤏🏽

  28. More_Equal3882 • Share • 3

    Special request: can someone please make an AI image of Tophiachu bald or with a shaved head? Thank you!

    1. eveeeeeveee • Share • 2

      https://www.reddit.com/r/tophiachutiktok/s/f6iARoO25d

      1. More_Equal3882 • Share • 1

        That really made my day. Thank you! I really appreciate it!

    2. [deleted] • Share • 1

      [deleted]

  29. Old_Toe8031 • Share • 2

    She has nice hair just doesn’t clean it or do it

  30. msbrook82 • Share • 1

    She loves to daydream a lot, 😆 she lives in a unrealistic reality

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