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r/tophiachutiktok • by SentenceGlum3054 •
68 Archived Comments

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  1. anastasiathedoll • Share • 238

    nickname: Tofupa, Tofungus, Fatass

    1. One_Slide_6785 • Share • 122

      Tobese, Big T

    2. MainPure788 • Share • 60

      topunga, topenga, dirty squishmallow

      1. Lost_Film_5568 • Share • 23

        LMFAO dirty squishmallow😭😭😭

    3. moondrop-madhatter • Share • 52

      biggums

      1. Technical_Egg_7840 • Share • 14

        This one is probably my favorite

    4. catshavestars • Share • 35

      Toe, Tofishy

    5. Worried-Piano4157 • Share • 31

      Jabba the Hutt, Tophussy, Rasputia 

    6. NumerousWeekend552 • Share • 18

      Big fat stinky gurl.

    7. Interesting-Keys • Share • 4

      Throatphia

    8. hibiscus-baby • Share • 3

      Ogre, Shrek, Andrea the Giantess, Caveman

  2. Pumpkin_king1042 • Share • 216

    “Crush🤫” girl you’re 30

    1. Juggalowitch • Share • 79

      I’m 26 and if one of my friends texted like that I’d block them

  3. OptionZealousideal95 • Share • 188

    Favorite fruit is Fruit salad??? ☠️

    1. meowing_Lilith • Share • 58

      It's just fruits drowning in whipped cream. That's her fruit "salad"

    2. Fuckreddit696900 • Share • 52

      She probably think Fruit roll up counts as fruit

      1. stevearonimacaroni • Share • 19

        She has implied that 💀

        1. catshavestars • Share • 1

          WHEN😭

          1. stevearonimacaroni • Share • 4

            https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNY7uxHf/

  4. ShayShittyDrawls • Share • 90

    favorite stuff? collecting

    1. guccimorning • Share • 17

      Hoarding

      1. Itz_Jessica_sherawat • Share • 3

        Counting calories

  5. Fancy-Mouse6645 • Share • 82

    Fruit salad as her favorite fruit like bitch just pick one 😭😭

    1. Brebrepandabear • Share • 7

      She gotta have everything 🤣

  6. tiny_esthetics • Share • 74

    7 in a half…😭

    1. Velvet-bunny2424 • Share • 4

      Ikr 😂😂😂😂

  7. enrgies • Share • 54

    her nickname being “tofu” is so…😭

    1. Beautiful_Bug9370 • Share • 30

      The way she probably made it up too😭because whose calling her that??

      1. catshavestars • Share • 4

        The discord😭😭

      2. OkStatistician1142 • Share • 2

        She said her friend that died would call her that

    2. juuulsexual • Share • 8

      at least she’s self aware 😭

  8. zestspagett • Share • 52

    She's mentally in middle school.

    1. Catzinboxess • Share • 17

      I wasn’t like this in middle school, this is elementary school level.

  9. Appropriate-Yam-987 • Share • 49

    **crush**: Wesley boba

    1. VaushbatukamOnSteven • Share • 29

      She’d certainly crush him

      1. NumerousWeekend552 • Share • 19

        That or Justin Burke or Jung Kook.

  10. ParsnipFair • Share • 40

    Tofu instead of Tofupa is funny

  11. LifeNew5618 • Share • 33

    Tofu----pa, Tofupa is what she meant

  12. Professoryap420 • Share • 30

    She thought she ate that lil “🤫” girl please😭

    1. laynestaleylover • Share • 3

      “Crush:🤫” - 30 year old unemployed woman

  13. luvx1ashrr • Share • 29

    crush is still jung kookie till this day

    1. catshavestars • Share • 3

      Justin Burke

  14. Admirable-Sweet-3503 • Share • 22

    This is something I’d expect from a 7th grader—someone born in 2011 not from someone born in ‘94…

  15. Kitchen-Spite-9363 • Share • 21

    We all know what her crush is🤭

    1. Y1v_ • Share • 22

      Novaonline

    2. Fuckreddit696900 • Share • 9

      Richard Simmons?

    3. laynestaleylover • Share • 1

      Justin Burke and Wesleyboba

  16. GeorgeHarrisonSR • Share • 17

    Her crush is me.. quit pointing fingers.

  17. OutlandishnessFit398 • Share • 13

    "collecting" but the collecting is screenshots and extra weight

  18. McFoley69 • Share • 8

    This literally sounds like when Charlie from It’s Always Sunny tried creating a dating app profile 😭

    1. divot- • Share • 1

      Stop this is so funny xncnsncns

  19. Shot-Kiwi-6715 • Share • 7

    Tofu & fruit salad 🤣🤣🤣🤣when does she scoff down any kind of fruit sitting there just sitting eating getting bigger and back getting wider

  20. Rien_ferroubi • Share • 6

    We did not need to know your foot size

  21. Vast_Bet9113 • Share • 5

    She forgot to add the "pa" after Tofu

  22. stoned_cat_lady • Share • 4

    Why was I under the impression that she’s like 6 foot tall?

  23. SillyGummiWorms_420 • Share • 4

    I know right now that shoe size is a lie! Maybe she used to wear 7 or 8’s but when you gain weight it will make ur feet hella big!

  24. Lynxgod4 • Share • 4

    A 30 year old woman using a template that is meant for 12 year olds...

  25. Dramatic_Parsnip_887 • Share • 4

    Girl u are 30 this is so middle school oh lord

  26. Mammoth-Mongoose-100 • Share • 4

    she's 5 inches? LMAOOOO she doesnt even know the difference between ft and inch? jesus lmao 😭

  27. Thechonkyoyster • Share • 3

    “Favorite fruit: fruit salad” girl..

  28. SnooMaps727 • Share • 3

    7 in a half 😭😭😭😭

  29. Jinsepiphany03 • Share • 3

    No way she's 5'3 😭😭

  30. nirvanaslovechild • Share • 2

    no WAY she has the same bday as hisoka 😭😭😭 she’s nvr beating the allegations

  31. vulcanvampiire • Share • 2

    7 IN A HALF. The US education system is bleak

  32. ClNNABABE • Share • 2

    Tofu-pa maybe

  33. kdbando • Share • 1

    PLSS THE “🤫” who tf is dating THAT??

  34. VaushbatukamOnSteven • Share • 1

    Where weightchu

  35. kkchannel • Share • 1

    I filled these out when I was in elementary school, maybe junior highschool. Filling one out at 30 is insane, not to mention "crush: 🤫" 
    Grow tf up Tofu and act your age.

  36. Physical-Neck-2871 • Share • 1

    collecting is the truth. 30 year old CD’s is the latest lol

  37. KingTbaggergouch • Share • 1

    Favorite drink calypso? I used to like those years ago until one day I checked the back. They have like 80 grams of sugar in 1 bottle, it was the most sugary drink I’ve ever seen and havnt drank one since. She must guzzle those down lmao

  38. [deleted] • Share • 1

    [removed]

    1. dallas4317 • Share • 1

      *idiot

  39. delatierra444 • Share • 1

    7 in a half is sending me

  40. ClNNABABE • Share • 1

    Never seen anyone call her tofu 💀

  41. Great-Juggernaut6541 • Share • 1

    This is so…

  42. Dry-Cryptographer974 • Share • 1

    Her mom is 5’3…

  43. laynestaleylover • Share • 1

    Crush:🤫

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