Squid is crashing out on tiktok

r/tophiachutiktok • by MimiMarzz •

It’s hella embarrassing and so cringe. Oh how the mighty have fallen.

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  1. skibbblitty Share • 614

    LMFAO this is what happens when you insert yourself into the chuniverse. every main character or someone who has interacted directly with biggums has gone completely downhill

    1. MimiMarzz Share • 149

      It’s like it’s contagious

    2. anokayfae Share • 72

      It is very similar to the curse of the Sonichu medallion.

    3. lady_mollelle Share • 35

      BIGGUMS?!?!!

    4. Fuckreddit696900 Share • 14

      She got infected from that nasty motel room.

      1. prettylilcorpse Share • 1

        she snorted the mold spores Of that hotel room and now she's infected

    5. NoFundieBusiness Share • 5

      I think it’s more so that anyway who chooses to engage with them or insert themselves into their world is just the kind of person who’s going downhill anyway and are probably already on their way down when they do 😂

  2. New_Resource8654 Share • 534

    Clout is a hell of a drug dude lmao. She should have gracefully exited the Chuniverse when she had the chance.

    1. CheesecakeWild7941 Share • 261

      perhaps this is a rule of the chuniverse. once you enter, you cannot leave. wesleyboba only died one death... he left tiktok. however in tophia's mind he's still around.

      1. New_Resource8654 Share • 114

        Honestly, incredible point. He understood the consequences of being involved with Big T in any capacity and completely left the internet.

        1. Grand-Decision6449 Share • 101

          He might’ve left but is STILL heavily associated with her😭 tophia is literally like a stench that won’t leave

          1. New_Resource8654 Share • 32

            Omg that's too true... She's like a disease 😭

            1. prettylilcorpse Share • 1

              She's comparable to a mold growth

          2. MimiMarzz Share • 12

            This sent me 😂😂😭😭

          3. mortuarymaiden Share • 12

            She’s herpes. You’re stuck with her for life.

            1. Agile_Scratch9273 Share • 3

              I thought that was hepatitis?

              1. mortuarymaiden Share • 6

                Herpes never goes away, but you can control it to reduce flare ups. Hepatitis B can be permanent, but A and C can be cured.

        2. MimiMarzz Share • 23

          He knew to exit stage left lest he become….this.

        3. CheesecakeWild7941 Share • 7

          i honestly feel bad that he's still associated with her. i don't know too much and i'm not making any character judgements however it is sad that he probably thought he was doing something harmless just to be scared off. idk, its unfortunate

      2. Still_Mission_1918 Share • 14

        He was forced to the chu-verse, so he ran 🏃‍♂️ 🤣

      3. Agile_Scratch9273 Share • 6

        I wasn't around during the apartment eviction era, and I haven't seen that man that exposed them come back. It seems to be a low intelligence thing. Like Angie popping up periodically.

    2. SupaSonicWhisper Share • 31

      Is it even clout when you get a little attention because of a tenuous connection to a lolcow? No one has ever parlayed attention like that into something profitable. You drop some tea and exit stage left.

      Too many people don’t understand that the cow has plot armor. Periphery characters don’t! 

      1. VaushbatukamOnSteven Share • 15

        Everyone wants to be Liquid Chris. But everyone’s too attention hungry, so they just turn into a lolcow themselves.

  3. Gnarsenic Share • 201

    And I thought she was the sane one in this whole thing.

    1. MimiMarzz Share • 93

      Anyone who willingly uses Tophia for clout is lacking intelligence imho. Like where can that possibly lead but down to the deepest depths of a dumpster pit

    2. Jasilyn433 Share • 6

      Why don’t yall like her now

      1. Jasilyn433 Share • 9

        u/hurtbynewjeans

        you could’ve just said why instead of being rude for no reason. You already wrote a comment so say why you don’t like her. Just a nasty group of people 😒

        1. hurtbynewjeans Share • 5

          yea im sorry i’ll take the l here. i was in a bad mood and wrote a bitchy comment 

      2. hurtbynewjeans Share • 1

        you could like. check the subreddit and read why

  4. 666_ihateyouall_666 Share • 193

    Lmfao i knew she had bad vibes

    1. MimiMarzz Share • 151

      I knew off jump. Her and her weird ass friends/cousin whoever the hell they were. They legit thought they were celebrities *massive eye roll*

    2. blackironburgers Share • 90

      i hated that people glazed her; i’m really glad that everyone is getting wiser to her shpiel but it feels like such a fake switch from so many people

      1. MimiMarzz Share • 42

        Same. I never liked her. Her face and her voice irked me to no end.

        1. junegemini88 Share • 22

          Ugh her vocal fry always drove me crazy!

        2. AggressiveVegan3 Share • 8

          She sounds like she takes testosterone with that odd thing she does with her voice

          1. BillyRussosBF Share • -28

            Oddly transphobic?

            1. AggressiveVegan3 Share • 18

              Yes of course. Go back to the echo chamber sweetie

            2. MimiMarzz Share • 2

              I knew they were gonna cook you for this cause I’ve gotten downvoted for less 😂😭

            3. PanhandlersPets Share • 1

              She's not trans. I'm not going to start an argument with you but I do want to ask why do you think that's transphobic? Is it the mention of testosterone?

      2. delicatelittledoll Share • 32

        I think they were glazing her mainly because she was exposing Tophia 😭 I felt like i was jst being a hater for not liking her from the start.

      3. AggressiveVegan3 Share • 9

        I know right. Feels so good to be so right everytime

      4. Moonlillie666 Share • 7

        Literally for a second I though this weirdo ass women was cool or whatever but then i realized she’s kinda annoying and her content wasn’t that good so i unfollowed her.

    3. Soggy-writer78 Share • 16

      To be fair, going on tiktok and immediately talking smack about a customer is pretty trashy

      1. MimiMarzz Share • 2

        But she got glazed because she fueled the entertainment. That worked my nerves so bad the entire time like she’s super unprofessional even going so far as to host AMA’s and lives. She was eating the attention up. Where’s the AMA’s and lives now?

  5. Serious-Agency5539 Share • 169

    Aww, so the attention is no longer fun when you're the joke.

    She's calling people unemployed, but she's very busy acting childish and blocking everyone. LMAO. This is definitely going to be my favorite crash-out.

    1. Radiant_Rub4924 Share • 126

      Look how many response videos she made after claiming she doesn’t gaf about what we say and how our opinions don’t matter to her but seems like it if she kept making response videos just destroying herself more and more new lolcow!

      1. AggressiveVegan3 Share • 58

        LMAO SOMEONE ELSE COMMENTED ON THE VOCAL FRY FINALLY

        1. No-Macaroon-756 Share • 28

          14 years of smoking cigarettes is 🤢. I know her house reeks.

          1. Ok-Ebb2872 Share • 3

            how do you know she smokes? I don't recall seeing her smoke on tiktok

            1. No-Macaroon-756 Share • 2

              She talks about it in her videos

      2. rj_motivation Share • 10

        Why does her face look like a filter

      3. Serious-Agency5539 Share • 9

        Wow, so she really is a crackhead fighting ghosts. LMAO. What a loser.

      4. Agile_Scratch9273 Share • 6

        That Black hoodie should be a meme.

      5. Icy-Mark316 Share • 5

        "New lolcow"?

      6. Ok-Ebb2872 Share • 2

        is squidd a marine veteran? because in one of her videos I saw the EGA (eagle, globe, and anchor) emblem on the wall on her home that said "semper fidelis", which is the official motto for the marine corps.

    2. MimiMarzz Share • 11

      I’m LIVING for this one

    3. Meggy_bug Share • -6

      And well, sorry but.. she herself is barely employed. Sorry, but wtf kind of job is a hotel cleaner😭😭 I mean, I respect the job and most people because they are soo needed, but at the same time most of people in this kind of jobs are just freaks

  6. Content-Expert5670 Share • 120

    I’m so sorry but she always makes me think of Yzma from the emperor’s new groove. Also sometimes kuzco as the llama. The facial expressions match

    1. Advanced-Hour-108 Share • 35

      She looks like a meth’d up version of Tara from Teen Titans/DC Universe

  7. mcaffeniated Share • 95

    no comment

    1. Bigbells42069 Share • 52

      Thanks for the inspiration

    2. oopsiswitchedupagain Share • 19

      I literally paused the video on this exact frame to read the comments 😭

    3. MimiMarzz Share • 14

      Cooked

    4. MordecaiTheByzantine Share • 6

      Hahaha a face only a squid plushie/funko pop could love.

  8. smolpinaysuccubus Share • 91

    She always looks like she strung out on something.

    1. New_Resource8654 Share • 56

      Yeah but I think she's just ugly mate

    2. rj_motivation Share • 16

      That’s methed up.

  9. something_about_ Share • 71

    Called it, the people who swarm tophiachu will become lolcows in their own way

    1. PanhandlersPets Share • 28

      The poop touchers never fair well

    2. Ok-Ebb2872 Share • 3

      isn't she too busy with work to be an lolcow? cleaning hotel rooms is very busy

  10. SavyBae Share • 70

    Man ppl from Albuquerque are hilarious. It’s like watching reality TV except it’s 100% no script.

  11. Resident_Error_1169 Share • 56

    I hate the voice frying

    1. Glens_Coco Share • 8

      When she was exposing tophias room I couldn’t watch her. Her vocal fry was too much for me. I just read recaps

  12. ittybittyange1 Share • 51

    Oh shut the fuck up squid. You should have never opened your big mouth. You had no reason to speak on this situation.

  13. AggressiveVegan3 Share • 43

    Never touch the poo guys. Unless it’s to save an animal, NEVER TOUCH THE POO 🤚

    1. VaushbatukamOnSteven Share • 3

      This is something the Chris Chan followers have understood for years, and why a-logging is generally looked down upon.

    2. FlyByNight1383 Share • 2

      Favorite comment of the day right here.🤣

  14. Sofa_balderas666 Share • 38

    I never really liked squid but there wasn’t a solid reason. I remember one time i commented on one of her tiktoks (on her defense) and she got all petty and sassy. All because she misunderstood my comment 💀. If what I read was correct (please correct me if I’m wrong) she thinks that Tophia planned what happened to Donald jr. and Marie so I like to think that’s a good enough reason to not like her

    1. mortuarymaiden Share • 14

      And because TikTokers have a collective 0 Kelvin IQ, inevitably some will believe her and start spreading misinformation everywhere, just like people are doing right now with Daniel Larson (once again, more fake announcements that he’s been let out) 😑

      1. Agile_Scratch9273 Share • 2

        They want him out so bad. But he's going to a mental hospital for life. I think he's way to in delusions to be let out. Grace Vanderwall can sleep easy.

        1. mortuarymaiden Share • 2

          I like laughing at him too, but the people who genuinely want him free just for more content are actually insane, he is a genuine danger to the public. The lulz aren’t worth that.

          1. Agile_Scratch9273 Share • 2

            Yeah. His "managers" need to move on. There was this weirdo who some how got on Daniel's good side where he would call him daily. Such weird behavior.

            1. mortuarymaiden Share • 2

              Clark in particular needs to fucking do time already. He’s already lost employment over his obsession with Danderson and is **still fucking going** 😭

              1. Agile_Scratch9273 Share • 2

                Remember when he said "I'm on the most important call of my life.' That's some chronically online obsessive shit right there.

    2. PanhandlersPets Share • 8

      Her being petty with you because she can not read was reason enough.

    3. hydra333 Share • 2

      Yeah I asked a very simple question about her new found attention and she blocked me

  15. 8888Persephone888 Share • 32

    I don't care for the slydells...I'm empathetic with what Marie is going through, but it ends there. This side character though. Why is this one still flapping her gums? FFS already. She looks like she's on something and one step away from the other drugged out homeless in Albuquerque screaming at bushes and shit. 💀

  16. Radiant_Rub4924 Share • 31

    THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD

  17. Sad_Reputation_3131 Share • 23

    She looks like a squirrel

    1. PlayboyVincentPrice Share • 5

      squirrels are cute! she looks more like a llama

    2. MartyMailboxxx Share • 1

      I know it's obvious and overdone, but this bitch will always look like Sid from Ice Age to me

  18. dontevenremembermain Share • 21

    Remember when everyone was gassing her up because she was "so beautiful" and "hot" when she's got some of the buggiest eyes I've ever seen. Even when we were all still on side with her (generally) I thought that was ridiculous

    1. Wow_So_Fake Share • 10

      If any sub you're in has a "hero" that shows up suddenly and everyone is trying to be the next one to suck their dick they will pretty much always turn out to be just as bad if not worse. But speaking up while people are worshipping will only get you an inbox full of suggestions for what you should do to yourself or what they would like to do to you. People are weird.

      1. MimiMarzz Share • 5

        Legit. I was fighting for my life telling people she’s a bad vibe. Especially her dingy sticky little “home” that’s a storage section of her cousins place. It literally LOOKS like it smells like hella cigarettes and old people and people were like oh it’s cozy, it’s beautiful, it’s organized chaos. No it wasn’t…

      2. optimumopiumblr2 Share • 1

        People are garbage

      3. dontevenremembermain Share • 1

        Yup. We are strange creatures and we never seem to learn our lesson (on the whole)

    2. optimumopiumblr2 Share • 6

      If we didn’t learn that everyone on this sub is a hypocrite after the empathy flood and then right back to hate after the shooting then it should be no surprise that everyone who supported squid during the eviction would be here talking shit about her now lol

  19. Goodheartedgrim Share • 17
  20. Healthy_Ask4780 Share • 16

    High high ya both high

  21. CUNTSFOELUNCH Share • 16

    She gives me meth head vibes

    1. Ok-Ebb2872 Share • 2

      i was thinking oxycotin/painkiller vibes to be honest.

  22. No-Macaroon-756 Share • 16

    “That’s what you sound like”

  23. Jellybeanzdream Share • 15

    I never see her videos, I must be blocked? 🤷🏻‍♀️

    1. Independent_Ad7163 Share • 7

      Nah her TikToks suck 😅

  24. hangeryyy Share • 15

    Immediately unfollowed once she started acting like it was just some conspiracy 🤦🏽‍♀️ real life delusions like nobody is going out of their way to fake this

  25. junegemini88 Share • 13

    Yeah she’s doing too much now! Lol money must be drying up

  26. Extension_Impact_571 Share • 13

    Ight bruh 😂

    1. MordecaiTheByzantine Share • 14

      “Wake up babe, new lolcow just dropped”

  27. Alexisbaltazar1995 Share • 12

    Why is she still going on about tophia

    1. MimiMarzz Share • 6

      Money must be tight

  28. Physical-Neck-2871 Share • 9

    I have second hand embarrassment watching this. such cringe

  29. Defiant-Art Share • 9

    And this is why you never touch the poo

  30. comaman Share • 9

    Oh the touching poop to cow pipeline many such cases

  31. LifeNew5618 Share • 9

    LMAO, THAT WAS MY COMMENT! Seriously, she's preaching like she's not bothered AT ALL, but has all the time in the world to respond to EVERY comment telling her that she's stupid af.

    1. MimiMarzz Share • 6

      Lmao she finally blocked me cause too many people agreed with me. She’s still over there tweaking 😭

      1. LifeNew5618 Share • 3

        LOOOOL. She's Tophia in a different font that's so sad. 😭😭💀

        1. MimiMarzz Share • 2

          I personally love to see it unfold for her because she was never the celebrity her and her weirdo friends thought they were. They were so condescending to people in the AMA to people it was disgusting like don’t forget, Tophia made you. That in itself is hella embarrassing

  32. pulverizemypickle Share • 8

    Incredible

  33. mysteriouslygrins Share • 7

    yea that’s it.. i can’t keep defending this woman anymore 🚶🏻‍♀️

  34. INeedAMedKit Share • 7

    That must be some good m*th they got over there.

    1. prettylilcorpse Share • 3

      you can say meth on reddit bro

  35. ElkInternational5295 Share • 7

    i KNEW ts would happen eventually 😂😂

    1. MimiMarzz Share • 1

      I was counting down the days, honestly.

  36. MartyMailboxxx Share • 7
  37. meowza_06 Share • 7

    She said months ago it was gonna be her last time talking about toeshitious maximus

  38. No_Pension2786 Share • 7

    This is what drugs does to you y’all!

  39. RecommendationTop565 Share • 6

    I swear she was on the reddit too bc in the other post ab her yesterday all the new comments were downvoted by one LMAO

    1. MimiMarzz Share • 8

      Oh her and her crackhead friends swore they were celebrities in this subreddit. I was disgusted the whole time

      1. RecommendationTop565 Share • 3

        Frl like girl we dc about you we just wanted to know more ab toph

  40. BillyRussosBF Share • 5

    I never liked her 

  41. pollypolkadots Share • 4

    i feel like i’m completely out of the loop here wtf

  42. mortuarymaiden Share • 3

    I said just earlier today that a Squid crashout would be interesting to see. 😂 So, we’re all in agreement that she has finally earned the cursed “-chu” suffix, yeah? Welcome to the lolcow dairy farm, Squidchu.

  43. Wow_So_Fake Share • 3

    I wonder what AshyCat is up to now.

  44. Agile_Scratch9273 Share • 3

    Squidchu lolcow era is approaching.

    ![gif](giphy|g0JP0HG6zF0o8)

  45. s-aintt Share • 3

    wtf is she doing??? filling in for tophia while she's finally being quiet???

  46. PhotographProper5133 Share • 3

    You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villian

  47. EducationNearby962 Share • 3

    This is why you don't touch the poop.

  48. showbooth Share • 2

    How you gonna ride Big T's coat tails 😂

  49. ChillzDude Share • 2
  50. Many_Study_9513 Share • 2

    Meth is one hell of a drug.

  51. raccoonthateatsshit Share • 2

    mad cause she’s irrelevant now and nobody gaf anymore

  52. GrapefruitExpress136 Share • 2

    I thought she “left“ the chuniverse?😭 (though no one actually “leaves“)

  53. Donalda_kk Share • 2

    girls looking for fame, her rent must be due😭

    1. MimiMarzz Share • 3

      She ain’t got no job no mo

  54. Independent-Swan1508 Share • 2

    i can't stand her now she's so insufferable anyone that disagrees with her she will immediately be offended for no reason. can't stand those pple.

  55. deadlysweettttt_ Share • 2

    i knew from the moment she made the first tiktok about toph that she was a clout chasing baboon. she’s an idiot who wants attention and is leeching off of tophias name. what a weird hill to die on.

  56. Due-Assistant6551 Share • 2

    kiwi thread incoming ?

    1. MimiMarzz Share • 1

      Don’t play I’ll start it 😂

  57. hydra333 Share • 2

    are you serious? She’s always been weird. I don’t get why people gave her so much clout because she outted Tofupa? Everyone treated her like a hero. It was so weird. She had the crappiest attitude and used the Tofupa clout to act like she’s a great person and so cool.

    1. MimiMarzz Share • 2

      And when that little money dried up, she tried it and got herself cooked

      1. hydra333 Share • 2

        I commented once when all the shiz went down and I asked her “how does it feel having all of this new found attention just because of Tophia” and she blocked me lmfao

        1. MimiMarzz Share • 1

          lol did you see the post with her holding up the AMA like it was a fucking Olympic medal? To be proud of that shows just how worthless her existence has been all along. She’s so damn dumb she thought this community *actually* gave a shit about her opinion. No, you came in and provided an entertainment spike in an otherwise boring arc in the chu saga. Your worth beyond that is nonexistent

      2. hydra333 Share • 2

        I saw your reply to my comment, I got it as a notification, but not it’s not showing up, but whatever it was I agree with you lmfao

        1. MimiMarzz Share • 2

          LMAO real 🤜🏼🤛🏼

  58. No_Distribution_5380 Share • 2

    I always knew she was just as bad as Tophia 🤣🤣🤣 It was only a matter of time.

  59. hydra333 Share • 2

    I’ve honestly been waiting for this. There was always something so off about her and the way she acted. She never had the grace like mama Mike or mama moc who I can’t say, but she was weird and messy and inserted herself and then got mad and wanted to call the cops because she got herself so involved. She only got attention when she did the Tophia crap and now that’s she’s not getting any attention it’s hurting her.

  60. hydra333 Share • 2

    Mama Mike actually reposted the video of Squid saying that Tophia set her up….

  61. MartyMailboxxx Share • 1
  62. the_MostSmartest Share • 1

    Her horse voice always drove me nuts.

  63. No_Pension2786 Share • 1

    funny looking asf

  64. carcosa1989 Share • 1

    Will you chill the fuck out you fucking lunatic? Just stop ugh.

  65. Similar-Tap-4194 Share • 1

    lol i tried nicely telling her to take a moment and really think about what she's saying, not even for tophia's sake, but her own!! her conspiracy theory is incredibly silly. tophia is truly not smart enough to come up with all of this but everyone obviously knows that. squidd sounds really unwell rn even her response to my comments just sounds so manic idk. she's trying so hard to act nonchalant but her constant posting just gives obsessive 😕

  66. Meggy_bug Share • 1

     and when I told people she is not reliable and weirdo as well I was attacked lmaoo like, she yaps so much but no proof of some of the claims 

  67. girlboss_1111 Share • 1

    New lolcow behavior😹😹

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  69. OneMinimum5920 Share • 1

    😭

  70. NaughtyNurse1969 Share • 1

    “The grass is outside” was hella funny though

  71. dearblackout Share • -7

    i’m confused as to why you guys are attacking her? when brotherchu died people were all in her comments attacking her saying she contributed to what happened, and to this day they’re still doing it. y’all are weird…

    1. missuzmimi Share • 6

      I think the whole squid thing was a powder keg from day one. I personally know nothing about what people said to her following Donald Jr.s passing, but she overstayed her welcome and overestimated her value by trying to play into the conspiracy theories surrounding this. This is the result. You have to be of very low intelligence to not simply understand that this was an extremely unfortunate, wrong place wrong time situation/occurrence.

      If anyone is weird, it’s her for saying Tophia solicited her brother’s death. No two ways around that.

  72. housewife420 Share • -10

    If Tophia was smart she would gather Squidd up at the courthouse bc one could argue that’s defamation. To insinuate she set up her family to be murdered in the manner that they did is so out of line.