The good old days

r/tophiachutiktok • by rainbowmonkey26 •

Truly a feast

41 Archived Comments

Archived Comments

  1. maddest-hatter Share • 83

    the way big Toe’s plate looks fuller than her brother’s 😭

    1. i-wanted-that-iced Share • 80

      That tracks

      1. JohnnyAppleseedBook Share • 34

        Why does this seem like it could be a cover of a novel or some mystery 🫆 maybe not novel but something about it

        1. thisunrest Share • 8

          When the life-forms are sentient, but not sapient.

      2. anonymousx97 Share • 33

        Marie has some of the worst genes I’ve seen… I’m so blessed to not be birthed by that gremlin

      3. qtcapy Share • 27

        I just cannot imagine living with that absolute unit of a woman. I would lose my mind having to wait for her to waddle down the hall because she takes up all the space.

        1. Grand-Decision6449 Share • 16

          Honestly even if she was skinnier the streaming/social media “career” thing wouldve been unbearable

      4. Velvet-bunny2424 Share • 6

        Who does his hair look like a Toboggan pulled tight on his head ? Like I just noticed his 1 inch forehead to hairline ratio like hers

      5. Top_Cartographer_524 Share • 2

        Why she look at him?

    2. qtcapy Share • 6

      Oh shit I didn’t even notice that mountain 😭

    3. Top_Cartographer_524 Share • 1

      Why he eat so little? He looks as thin as a toothpick?

  2. NarcHater255 Share • 74

    They all look like those renderings of what neanderthals looked like

    1. Stunning-Wing-3623 Share • 18

      ![gif](giphy|JdPDxUhQFFzCU)

    2. Velvet-bunny2424 Share • 10

      Hunter Gatherer Chu

  3. Ok-Ebb2872 Share • 43

    what's wrong with brotherchu? His teeth look like a squirrel/chipmunk eating as he looks like he's about to pass out. why he look tired?

    1. qtcapy Share • 38

      That’s just his face

      1. Ok-Ebb2872 Share • 16

        i wonder what his ex gf angie saw in him to date him for years?

        1. CowBootBats Share • 24

          Well, Angie was also strange looking.

          1. flowerysloth Share • 8

            She looks like the rat guy from Harry Potter 

            1. CowBootBats Share • 4

              Peter Pettigrew. 😭😅

        2. qtcapy Share • 3

          I don’t really care lol

    2. flowerysloth Share • 12

      Bro couldn't keep his teeth inside his mouth 

      1. Ok-Ebb2872 Share • 4

        such as shame he never got braces despite having medicaid and a job. how did he manage to eat at all and not starve?

    3. JollyApplication6627 Share • 10

      He was the only one that was trying to get them in a better situation

      1. Fantastic-Marzipan57 Share • 35

        Honestly talking to children isn’t helping so the efforts meant nothing 

        1. CheesecakeWild7941 Share • 21

          yeah and spending it on junk cars

          1. Ok-Ebb2872 Share • 11

            and beating his ex girlfriend

      2. Ok-Ebb2872 Share • 8

        yeah if he really wanted to help them get into a better situation he would have found a homeless shelter for them to get in and abandon tophia somewhere else. Or at least sign his mom up for medicare and a case worker. did he not know of 211 hotline or google?

        either way, he lost respect from me when I found out of him creeping on minors as that is unforgivable

    4. Sacred_Nandi_Cow Share • 3

      TEEF. Fixed your spelling <3

  4. Wise_Fun_1012 Share • 32

    I miss this era. Apartmenchu and Motelchu were peak.

  5. detray1 Share • 31

    Big T has a lot of food on that plate 😭

  6. MKVltraVictim1987 Share • 31

    That specific photo of Mamachu really gets me. The stature, the awkward pose, the shirt, and the fact that she looks sort of like my own nana. Almost makes me feel kinda bad for her.

    1. Flimsy_Cover_5208 Share • 13

      The way they had her pose in front of the fake fireplace at the Golden Corral

  7. CheesecakeWild7941 Share • 21

    1. isnt maries bday in the spring whats w the shirt

    2. ive never been to golden corral so i always thought they were in some random hotel this whole time

  8. PanicNo8854 Share • 19

    Those are some of the ugliest people I have ever seen. I can't imagine seeing them in the wild. I'm sure golden corral was terrified when they felt the ground shaking the entire restaurant when Big back Toph was running to the buffet line. Knocking senior citizens out of the way.

  9. kitten3396 Share • 18

    Brotherchus hair looks like a helmet lol

  10. klousethelouse Share • 11

    Eew Golden Corral is disgusting! Im forever traumatized! remember when I was a child and my evil grandma who I was staying with at the time used to love eating there. It would literally give me INSTANT diarrhea! 😵‍💫🤢🤮 I would starve that day and would be sick for 2-3 days after. I think my grandma had mental issues, she used to play with us like that, do EVIL shit all the time. You know it got me sick? Well that’s now her favorite place. Stuff like that

  11. bloodyhuntress Share • 9

    Imagine the mouth chewing noises on that table; if tofupa w normal teeth smacks as she eats, imagine brotherchu? 🤢🤢🤢🤢

  12. CampbellKitty Share • 7

    Do they get the big nose from Marie? It sure looks like it here.

  13. upstylo Share • 4

    has 2 be the ugliest family west of the Mississippi... maybe even in the western hemisphere....

  14. shamelesshan Share • 3

    ugly ahh mama and her ugly ahh spawns

  15. Opera-Ghost-94 Share • 3

    He really did look like Cyraxx.

  16. offgridyungin Share • 2

    Brothercu looks like a fucking rodent