Toefungus's Dress

r/tophiachutiktok • by Legititittie •

Tophia if your reading through the reddit and see this, you will look like hot sun-baked boochi pork in that dress you are not that girl, you are not a korean foreign exchange student girl in NYC. Where are you going wearing something like that anyway? You just got to finally see your mom again let alone get your life together. No no no, I refuse to believe that you are sooo mentally disabled and delayed that you cannot see how ugly and putrid you are to this world. Your gonna spend money you dont have to stunt in some dress some 40 year old uncles are gonna hollar at you for not any teen korean boys. You wont get the validation you want tofu...

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Archived Comments

  1. fantomefille Share • 61

    “They’re using plus sized girls to promote these” - tophia

    1. SupaSonicWhisper Share • 23

      I’m starting to believe Tophia thinks if she wears this dress, she’ll have this body. 😂 That’s the only logical reason why she’s weirdly obsessed with outfits like this. 

      1. Still_Mission_1918 Share • 2

        That dress is a half-backless dress

  2. aphb16 Share • 35

    This! She wants to be hot more than she wants a roof over her head or have a normal life.

    1. NarcHater255 Share • 19

      And she'll never be hot, so she should strive to have a normal life and an apartment

      1. aphb16 Share • 7

        She’s not willing to work for anything she wants - stable housing, a life without constant struggle, or the body composition she desires.

  3. fantomefille Share • 29
  4. HPMJ2014 Share • 26

    I worry about someone wearing a dress that doesn’t wipe…..

  5. NarcHater255 Share • 24

    Hot Albuquerque sun baked boochi pork 🤣🤣💀

    1. NervousStock2241 Share • 7

      New flair?? Lol

  6. Oireex Share • 11

    40 is too close in age for her liking

  7. pencerisms Share • 10

    the dress is cute but with her fugly ass wearing it? no thanks

  8. Significant_Meat_421 Share • 5

    I, personally, would love to see her in it!