Tophia, if you want to leave the US so badly, start a go fund me. I guarantee you that nobody would flag it and we'd make sure you get EVERY cent so you can leave. I'd even help you pack (assuming you even have anything to pack). Food for thought.

r/tophiachutiktok • by BigDealBoss •
24 Archived Comments

Archived Comments

  1. Ok-Ebb2872 Share • 42

    but where would she go to? Korea? Japan? She would have to pass the background check to get through immigration given her credit score issues

    1. BigDealBoss Share • 16

      The sarlaac pit would be my first choice

      1. GonnaBeefIt Share • 3

        With how slowly they digest that sarlaac would be set for LIFE

    2. Covington_Head_Dr Share • 14

      Send her to Mongolia

    3. noiwillnothaveit Share • 4

      Oh hell naw I’m writing a personal letter to my government to ban her from entry

  2. canyoujuststfuthanks Share • 33

    Take her to the Philippines. We need some flood control barriers.

    1. kwes-teen Share • 2

      Ya’ll have Jammy Cruz eating all your food. Imagine having Tophia too.

    2. Covington_Head_Dr Share • 1
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  3. flowerysloth Share • 25

    She would spend all the money buying crap instead, plus moving takes effort and she's too lazy for that 

    1. BigDealBoss Share • 6

      Very valid point!!

  4. Both-Structure-6786 Share • 20

    Ship her off to Somalia or something.

  5. No_Panic7619 Share • 10

    We should start a GFM to buy her a one way ticket to North Korea.

  6. INeedAMedKit Share • 10

    Bitch doesn't need another gfm. Someone just buy her the plane ticket and tell her when and where to show up.

  7. biohazard_girl1 Share • 6

    You know damn well she gets it and uses it on temu stuff

  8. pheco Share • 5

    Pakistan seems like a good fit for big Toe

  9. PipedInFromIthaca Share • 4

    Woah woah woah, hold on a second, if she's over there then she's not over here, I can't get behind this

  10. DayOldBrownies Share • 4

    lol I suggested she went to South Sudan after she was complaining how minorities are treated here. She was so offended 😂

  11. mortuarymaiden Share • 4

    Send her to Syria, she can chill with Foodie Beauty

  12. tophiachuqueen Share • 2

    😭yeah idk about a gofundme she’s not gonna move she’s gonna use that money to fund her “lavish” lifestyle.

    1. 111gct Share • 2

      I'm setting it up for her as we speak. A one way ticket to a fat camp in russia

  13. GeminisHorror Share • 1

    I’ll take u to the airport and make sure u get an Irish goodbye

  14. portablethroway Share • 1

    Tophia reading that last sentence: “food? 🤤”

  15. Objective_Ad1417 Share • 1

    she would go to another country and get stranded there lol

  16. Dunyaduzbence Share • 1

    She should go to Afghanistan!

  17. PomegranatesForever9 Share • 1

    You know she’s got all those loungefly backpacks lol 😂