Tophia Travel Saga

r/tophiachutiktok • by Lynxgod4 •

Imagine if someone paid Tophia a thousand dollars to travel across the United States to cities such as El Paso, San Antonio, Houston, New Orleans, Tampa, Orlando, Atlanta, Charlotte, Richmond, DC, Philadelphia, and New York on one massive road trip. Presumably, Tophia would embark on this journey alone, as she wouldn't care enough for Marie to travel with her. This is evident in how she treats Marie poorly in terms of food, clothing, and hygiene.
Tophia would leave Marie with little to nothing to sustain her for the time being, and she would leave Marie to wait in the motel while she travels the country. Since Tophia wouldn't have access to Donald Jr.'s car due to recent events, she would travel via Greyhound buses between cities, Ubers within the cities, and a flight on the beloved Spirit Airlines to get from New York back to Albuquerque
Due to the sheer size of this road trip and Tophia's poor concept of money, she would request around $1,500 to $2,000 for the trip across the South and Northeast for McDonald's, Mountain Dew, hotels, and her sources of travel. This travel arc would be similar to Daniel Larson's, where Tophia would encounter a large variety of people, including others infamous on TikTok, people who would confront her on her being a peice of shit, regular fans, and people who take pictures of her on the bus, at the airport, or just walking around the cities she visits. Therefore, this could be one of the best sagas in Chu history, with Tophia getting into all sorts of antics around the United States.
Additionally, people could pay Tophia to go on a second round of travel, this time to cities on the West Coast such as San Diego, Los Angeles, San Jose, San Francisco, Portland, and Seattle, with the addition of Las Vegas and Phoenix. She would use the same methods of travel as the road trip to the South and the Northeast. There could also be a third round, where people could take Tophia to Midwestern cities such as Chicago, Minneapolis, Milwaukee, Columbus, Cincinnati, Kansas City, St. Louis and Detroit, where Tophia could enjoy spending time with the Crips and Bloods in O Block or witnessing a war zone in East St. Louis.
To sum it up, if people were wise, we could have one of the best sagas in Chu history by sending money for Tophia to travel across the United States. If we or Tophia were feeling ambitious, we could send her money to travel to Hawaii or to travel internationally to the Caribbean Islands, Mexico, Canada, or another location to witness her antics in different places.

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  1. FewAmbassador7826 Share • 10

    We need her to meet NovaOnline or Leslie Clark😂

    1. kev_81488 Share • 7

      Imagine she comes across Tracey Barbie or Lovely Peaches. I always thought what if Papachu and Lovely Peaches hooked up

  2. Lynxgod4 Share • 7

    Tophia is best left contained in New Mexico with the rest of The Croods. However, I would watch every single live in the saga if this scenario happened. It would be absolutely hilarious to see Tophia navigate her way around the United States alone.