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1. Jcosei • Sep 24, 2025 6:23 pm Share • 61

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   She'd finally learn what real taxes are, then crashout bc the government is being "racist" after taking their share 💀

   1. NarcHater255 • Sep 24, 2025 6:26 pm Share • 11

      Lmao that's definitely a Tophia thing to bite the hand that feeds you

   2. Wuvhk • Sep 24, 2025 11:35 pm Share • 4

      She would finally get her chance to sue and lose immediately.

2. Select_Medium5147 • Sep 24, 2025 6:35 pm Share • 40

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   She’d be bed bound in a filthy mansion crawling with roaches

   1. NarcHater255 • Sep 24, 2025 6:37 pm Share • 5

      I could definitely see this

   2. Agile-Mortgage1475 • Sep 25, 2025 5:38 am Share • 5

      Honestly, I think she'd be too lazy to go through the process of buying a house. She'd blow it all on clothes that don't fit her and fast food.

3. Dollleyedgirl • Sep 24, 2025 7:20 pm Share • 18

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   she would be right back where she is now in five years lol

   1. Dollleyedgirl • Sep 24, 2025 7:21 pm Share • 12

      maybe even less than five years, she truly has NO idea how to budget and would probably blow it at the mall in a week

4. Opposite_Tailor1747 • Sep 24, 2025 6:25 pm Share • 17

   Homeless once again. Would probably spend all of it on lababus or something other stupid crap. She's an idiot. An absolute idiot. I genuinely think lobotomized people have more of their brain. My hatred towards her is indescribable.

5. MeeMawsBigToe • Sep 24, 2025 6:47 pm Share • 17

   She’d blow it in 2 years

6. mortuarymaiden • Sep 25, 2025 3:19 am Share • 7

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   She’d be too fucking lazy to even go claim the winnings.

   1. NarcHater255 • Sep 25, 2025 5:28 am Share • 1

      🤣🤣🤣

7. snshyshy • Sep 24, 2025 7:06 pm Share • 6

   she'd sold out all Mickey mouse merch

8. More_Equal3882 • Sep 24, 2025 8:34 pm Share • 6

   Loses it all on "friends", long-lost "relatives", trolls. She will leave this earth as a fucking peasant.

9. CampbellKitty • Sep 24, 2025 8:01 pm Share • 5

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   How can she afford a ticket?

   1. NarcHater255 • Sep 24, 2025 8:03 pm Share • 4

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      By grifting, like she always does. Saying the money will be for pdfchus burial but spending it all on lotto tickets and patty melts

      1. CampbellKitty • Sep 24, 2025 8:06 pm Share • 3

         Hahaha you're right there. I think she would kill her self with gluttony. All she knows how to do is stuff her gullet and grift like you said.

10. Over-Pattern-2246 • Sep 24, 2025 7:13 pm Share • 4

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    she would be dead within 5 years she would eat herself to death

    1. BigBirdBeyotch • Sep 25, 2025 6:09 pm Share • 1

       Damn, that’s dark, but the most likely response I’ve seen!

11. Agile-Mortgage1475 • Sep 25, 2025 5:37 am Share • 3

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    Somehow Brotherchu still won't be buried, and somehow it will still be the Internet's fault.

    Also, she'd be broke in less than 2 years. Winning the lottery rarely works out for people as financially illiterate as her.

    1. NarcHater255 • Sep 25, 2025 7:19 am Share • 1

       No, she's set with Papachu's investment tips 🤣

12. Sven268 • Sep 24, 2025 11:16 pm Share • 1

    Hopefully get robbed 😩