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Tophia winning the lottery

r/tophiachutiktok • by NarcHater255 •

I'm curious, what do y'all think would happen if Tophia won the Powerball or Mega millions?Where would she be 5 years after she won?

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  1. Jcosei • Share • 61

    She'd finally learn what real taxes are, then crashout bc the government is being "racist" after taking their share 💀

    1. NarcHater255 • Share • 11

      Lmao that's definitely a Tophia thing to bite the hand that feeds you

    2. Wuvhk • Share • 4

      She would finally get her chance to sue and lose immediately.

  2. Select_Medium5147 • Share • 40

    She’d be bed bound in a filthy mansion crawling with roaches

    1. NarcHater255 • Share • 5

      I could definitely see this

    2. Agile-Mortgage1475 • Share • 5

      Honestly, I think she'd be too lazy to go through the process of buying a house. She'd blow it all on clothes that don't fit her and fast food.

  3. Dollleyedgirl • Share • 18

    she would be right back where she is now in five years lol

    1. Dollleyedgirl • Share • 12

      maybe even less than five years, she truly has NO idea how to budget and would probably blow it at the mall in a week

  4. Opposite_Tailor1747 • Share • 17

    Homeless once again. Would probably spend all of it on lababus or something other stupid crap. She's an idiot. An absolute idiot. I genuinely think lobotomized people have more of their brain. My hatred towards her is indescribable.

  5. MeeMawsBigToe • Share • 17

    She’d blow it in 2 years

  6. mortuarymaiden • Share • 7

    She’d be too fucking lazy to even go claim the winnings.

    1. NarcHater255 • Share • 1

      🤣🤣🤣

  7. snshyshy • Share • 6

    she'd sold out all Mickey mouse merch

  8. More_Equal3882 • Share • 6

    Loses it all on "friends", long-lost "relatives", trolls. She will leave this earth as a fucking peasant.

  9. CampbellKitty • Share • 5

    How can she afford a ticket?

    1. NarcHater255 • Share • 4

      By grifting, like she always does. Saying the money will be for pdfchus burial but spending it all on lotto tickets and patty melts

      1. CampbellKitty • Share • 3

        Hahaha you're right there. I think she would kill her self with gluttony. All she knows how to do is stuff her gullet and grift like you said.

  10. Over-Pattern-2246 • Share • 4

    she would be dead within 5 years she would eat herself to death

    1. BigBirdBeyotch • Share • 1

      Damn, that’s dark, but the most likely response I’ve seen!

  11. Agile-Mortgage1475 • Share • 3

    Somehow Brotherchu still won't be buried, and somehow it will still be the Internet's fault.

    Also, she'd be broke in less than 2 years. Winning the lottery rarely works out for people as financially illiterate as her.

    1. NarcHater255 • Share • 1

      No, she's set with Papachu's investment tips 🤣

  12. Sven268 • Share • 1

    Hopefully get robbed 😩

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