Well this aged like a dumpster at an anime convention that's been upturned and pissed on

r/tophiachutiktok • by GonnaBeefIt •
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  1. koolkitty9 Share • 503

    I'll never forget when she came about the first time LOL I was watching a youtube vid on it and there was a comment that said "just wait, Squid will become a lolcow too".
    I wish I could remember what vid so I could ask them how they knew.

    1. comaman Share • 130

      You have to be a cow if your diving head first into the massive pile of poo

      1. Independent_Ad7163 Share • 20

        Major chinchilla? Smokey? ☺️

        1. mortuarymaiden Share • 8

          I think he meant Squidchu herself.

        2. Hardcherrysweetie Share • 1

          Wait people don’t like them? Why? No shade I’m genuinely curious

    2. mortuarymaiden Share • 54
      1. catshavestars Share • 8

        LMFAOOO

        1. ShroomzLady Share • 4

          Your flair 😭😭😭

  2. chewablevitamin_ Share • 335

    I just don’t understand how she, as someone who saw first hand irl how those people function, could possibly think Tophia has the necessary intellect to orchestrate a hit on anyone let alone a family member she’s living in a car with 😭

    1. Kuuromii- Share • 83

      Literally 😭 How was she even going to pay? With coochie? She wouldn’t even be able to find someone to kill her brother. Also the guy who killed Donald is dead, so?

    2. mr-morale1999 Share • 68

      Drugs

    3. Bonbonflamingo Share • 9

      It's something in that new Mexico water , some of them ppl aren't sane , it's worse than a GTA lobby

  3. catshavestars Share • 299

    everyone in the chuniverse is a villian

    1. mortuarymaiden Share • 223

      Except Hershey and Peaches 💔💔

      1. catshavestars Share • 127

        they’re the unspoken rule 🙏 the animals of the chuniverse are babies who have been hurt by these heinous creatures and deserve nothing but love

      2. Leather_Lavishness24 Share • 87

        And Wesley Boba

      3. TenyaIida_ Share • 24

        I miss peaches she deserved better and so did Hershey, hearing her meow and hiss(I think) on that one clip if I remember correctly was so sad

        1. mortuarymaiden Share • 19

          I always have to turn the volume down and cuddle my own cats when that comes up in documentaries. 🥺 Someone please tell me she actually *was* rehomed and not just dumped outside. 💔

      4. Ilovek-p0p Share • 1

        Are you talking about lovely peaches? Or someone else

        1. mortuarymaiden Share • 1

          **OH GOD NO NOT HER**, I meant Tophia’s CAT that she starved 😭

          1. Ilovek-p0p Share • 2

            Oh good, because I thought y'all were defending peaches

    2. Impossible_Clock_302 Share • 53

      You either die as the hero or live to become the villain

    3. INeedAMedKit Share • 7

      Squid is the new roachchu.

  4. mortuarymaiden Share • 141

    Holy **SHIT**, them pupils are so pinpoint that I can’t even SEE them 👀

    1. Serious-Agency5539 Share • 33

      GHB, opioids, tobacco, etc...

      1. MartyMailboxxx Share • 13

        GHB? Mr. Based gonna make Squidd his new pet lolcow

        1. ACL-IR Share • 16

          lol, all WOTS followers got activated by reading GHB as much as josh does when he’s told to put the fries in the bag

          1. MartyMailboxxx Share • 18

            "I'll fucking ruin you"
            *bites wrist *

            1. GonnaBeefIt Share • 3

              I've been staring at my keyboard for like five minutes trying to spell the sound he makes when he bites his wrist

            2. Massloser Share • 3

              I only make 400k a year, I’ll never get to travel!

          2. mortuarymaiden Share • 14

            **I CAN’T AFFORD A LAWYER**

            1. ACL-IR Share • 15

              **WHAT AM I GOING TO DEWWWW????**

              1. MartyMailboxxx Share • 12

                "I ONLY MAKE $400K A YEAR!!!"

      2. niuniu22 Share • -16

        Tabacco, she said she's been smoking newports since she was a teen.

        1. 1n_and_AroundTheFur Share • 20

          I've been smoking since I was 7. Tobacco doesn't cause this.

          1. niuniu22 Share • 22

            Since 7? Are you okay, genuinely?

            1. 1n_and_AroundTheFur Share • -7

              Oh I'm actually pretty solid. My breathing is normal...for the most part but yea... no issues so far.

              ###In your face, Surgeon General.

              1. niuniu22 Share • 10

                Like mentally too?😭 I feel like to be smoking since 7, you probably went through some tough shit

          2. Weedhippie Share • 6

            Jupiter the Hybrid disagrees. Nicotine made him trip out so much he started talking to minors.

            1. 1n_and_AroundTheFur Share • 5

              I totally forgot about that.

              Jupiter called me a f*ggot once.

          3. mortuarymaiden Share • 1

            I vape like a smokestack and this doesn’t happen, before that I smoked and it didn’t happen then either.

        2. mortuarymaiden Share • 16

          Nah, I smoked for like 4 years and only vape now (I’m not bragging or proud, don’t come at me pls) and I’ve never noticed my pupils being pinpoint.

          ….Fent. I was cheekily trying to imply she’s on fent or some other opiate 🙃

          1. TOOLfourtysixand2 Share • 11

            Id say she's def on them Broward county tick tacks but the erratic behavior screams meth

            1. mortuarymaiden Share • 10

              She’s on 12 Vicodin smokin’ on Scooby Doo dick.

              1. TOOLfourtysixand2 Share • 6

                Dear god, not symbiote spinal fluid, too!?

            2. dontevenremembermain Share • 2

              The Qui Gon Jinn Philips-head runts

        3. kroniskbukfetma Share • 4

          I have smoked and use snus that are much stronger than anything you can get in the us (I’m Swedish) and I have never noticed any difference in my or anyone else’s pupils. Definitely not that.

        4. Few_Light1545 Share • 3

          it’s definitely not tobacco babe 💀

    2. smolpinaysuccubus Share • 31

      ![gif](giphy|l0MYLePFMI1m69fpu)

  5. killuaww Share • 127

    She’s going down sad

  6. Outrageous_Cake7241 Share • 121

    I guess the only true hero was Hershey

    1. Avaisntcool Share • 30

      The victims of Tophia. Her pets and Asian teens

    2. The_Lord_Of_D_Flies Share • 6

      After all 😆

  7. pulverizemypickle Share • 113

    she's now a lolcow too lmao

    1. Separate-Force-2505 Share • 71

      She touched the poop and became the poop

    2. PrideEmbarrassed7742 Share • 37

      She’s got the cheese touch 🧀😞🫵

      1. OkChair6689 Share • 14

        DOWK reference? 🤣🤣🫶🏽

    3. CUNTSFOELUNCH Share • 12

      Literally 🤣🤣

  8. MimiMarzz Share • 102

    Smiling like she won an award or some shit. What an idiot. She absolutely deserves this for playing so hard into this shit

    1. mr-morale1999 Share • 87

      "Put the sheets on the mattress" taking me out

    2. Capable-Pay-4308 Share • 42

      I got ate alive when she started the hotel shit months ago for calling her a loser. I don’t look so dumb now 😆

      1. MimiMarzz Share • 15

        So did I. Good to know we weren’t wrong after all 🤜🏼🤛🏼

    3. Independent_Ad7163 Share • 25
      1. Worldly_Schedule_637 Share • 9

        she’s so interesting to look at

    4. Independent_Ad7163 Share • 18
    5. st0lenbliss Share • 7

      the first sentence is fucking sending me omfg

      1. MimiMarzz Share • 2

        Like for real who The fuck gets that happy over something so low brow? She looks like a fucking 5 year old with a participation trophy. She’s a fucking loser through and through

  9. drunkbabygoat Share • 75

    she’s just as embarrassing and delusional as tophia

  10. raettea Share • 73

    meth teeth

  11. ElkInternational5295 Share • 70

    i can’t be the only one who thought she was weird as hell for dragging ts on to the point where she was doing fucking live Q&As on reddit lmao

    1. Aaaaaandrea Share • 10

      Nahh, definitely not. I thought she was weird as hell from the get go. You couldn't even criticize her without everyone coming to her defense like she was some kind of savior. Everyone was praising her actions, but no one questioned her intentions

  12. Agile_Scratch9273 Share • 44

    That lighting is not her friend.

  13. Serious-Agency5539 Share • 39

    She looks so bad in this picture, omg.

    1. Leather_Lavishness24 Share • 25

      No one in the chuverse Can have a good face card except for Wesley Boba

  14. Strict-Park3382 Share • 37

    Addicted to clout

    1. anonymousx97 Share • 33

      And m3th

  15. Horror_Mammoth_5143 Share • 31

    Butter teeth 🤢🤮

  16. Capable-Pay-4308 Share • 31

    Squid is just as insufferable as Tophia and she always sounds like she needs a drink of water. Eughhhhhh

  17. VelocitySkyrusher Share • 31

    Rule #1 of lolcows. Don't touch the poop.

    Unfortunately squid didn't listened. She could've had her 15 seconds of fame and just dipped gracefully but Clout is a hell of a drug.

  18. Smellycatviagra Share • 26

    I’m confused

    1. Agile_Scratch9273 Share • 11

      Me too. But it's sending me

      ![gif](giphy|l41lUu4B3s5FwBxmM)

    2. GonnaBeefIt Share • 3

      If you mean by the title... Stole it from an episode of Monster Factory.

      1. Smellycatviagra Share • 3

        No what she mean with the sign. Like is she saying she is on here?

        1. GonnaBeefIt Share • 6

          Ohh. Nah it's an old post. She did an AMA and talked a bunch about how she's gonna do on out of the chu drama but... Well I mean look at recent posts we all know that was some bullshit

  19. Jellybeanzdream Share • 21

    Has anyone tested the water in that city?? Lead pipes?

    1. Secret-Sort-8044 Share • 17

      Seems likely lmfao everything I hear about New Mexico is against my will 😭

  20. anonymousx97 Share • 17

    Bro her pupils are non existent….. actual specs

  21. Adventurous_Plate242 Share • 15

    Yellow teeth, chapped lips, weird pupils…

  22. Content-Expert5670 Share • 13

    How often she says she “doesn’t care” if people don’t like her and “just unfollow me then” type shit is so annoying to me cause it’s very very clear she in fact does care. People who genuinely don’t care don’t go responding to every comment and making this many videos angrily trying to defend herself. The thought that Toefungus would set up her family is ridiculous cause she’s too dumb, doesn’t have friends so how would she orchestrate this let alone anything else. She needed her bro cause he had a job and the car was his and Marie is the only one who strokes her big fat ego. Deep down I think she knows that’s why she keeps her around but ofc she would never admit it. The one thing she would admit to herself for sure is the fact that she definitely does not wanna be homeless all alone so I don’t think she would do anything to purposefully make that reality.

  23. 1n_and_AroundTheFur Share • 12

    Flies are attracted to shit.

    1. MordecaiTheByzantine Share • 10

      Tbh Squidd probably smells as bad as Tophia, she just covers it with the scent of old cigarettes

  24. hell-etc Share • 12

    i still can’t believe she did that 💀 idk there was nothing more to say than what she showed

  25. Advanced-Hour-108 Share • 12

    Newport ass teeth . Ion even know why people call squid prettier than Tophia when they’re both ugly asf. One was cursed with awful appearance, the other one does 🧊🧊looks the part

    ![gif](giphy|P2rXqhWkJQe4w)

  26. Express_Delivery9672 Share • 11

    all she did was clean and witness their room, no? why is she inserting herself into their lives 😓

  27. Impressive_Knee8486 Share • 10

    wait i haven't caught up with the chuverse in a while what happened

    1. MimiMarzz Share • 33

      She came out with some weird conspiracy about Tophia plotting DJ’s death and people weren’t feeling that (rightfully so) so shes been catching heat and crashing out lol

  28. Small_Notice_5378 Share • 8

    She has borderline personality disorder. She’s obsessed with propping her own ego up while putting everyone else down. That’s why she’s so obsessed with tophia cuz she’s so easy to put down.

    1. MimiMarzz Share • 7

      Definitely had to be something wrong upstairs with that one. Going big public like that in a lolcow community is a horrifying thought for anyone who has foresight and a brain.

  29. YessiKamiKohai Share • 6

    Yuck

  30. vulcanvampiire Share • 6

    Attention is a hell of a drug

  31. skibbblitty Share • 5

    the chuniverse infection is a serious disease. it’s passed through cow shit, specifically ones that are milked for laughs

  32. jrh8w7 Share • 5

    Can someone explain what happened? I’m so out of the loop

    1. ContentRaspberry3069 Share • 11

      Basically, Squidd hadn’t mentioned Tophia in months but then some trolls started hitting up her page after Donald’s shooting and blaming her for his death. She made some pretty cringe responses defending herself and then decided to post a video a couple of days ago theorizing that Tophia set her brother up to be killed because 1.) She was the only one in harmed 2.) There’s a discrepancy in her stories about her running away vs. her being pulled out of the car, when exactly in the sequence she woke up, etc. Even the people who dislike Tophia have reacted negatively to the video and now she’s generally crashing out posting childish responses to comments.

  33. carcosa1989 Share • 4

    Those pearly yellows looking fabulous

  34. hydra333 Share • 3

    God I literally was like wtf when she did this 🤣

  35. AnIndecisiveCreature Share • 2

    I've been out of the chuniverse loop since Donald Jr.'s passing. Why is Squidd being canceled?

    1. Agile_Scratch9273 Share • 3

      She made a bad take about the incident saying Tophia Orchestrated it. People are reprimanding her and she's fighting back in the most embarrassing way.

      1. AnIndecisiveCreature Share • 2

        I just saw a few of Squidd's TikToks, and yeah, she's cooked 💀

  36. feistyvirghoe Share • 2

    what’s happening? can someone help me out here? thanks in advance..

    1. TheMostEvilResident Share • 3

      Squid made a video saying she thinks Tophia set up the shooting

      1. feistyvirghoe Share • 3

        so she just yappin now?! 💀

        1. TheMostEvilResident Share • 3

          Yeah, she keeps making response videos to every little comment. At this point we are witnessing a lolcow in the making

          1. feistyvirghoe Share • 3

            when she could’ve just minded her business and kept it moving…oh jeez

            1. TheMostEvilResident Share • 2

              Her 5 seconds of clout ran out and she needed something new to latch onto

  37. Goat_gutz Share • 2

    She’s contracted the Chu Virus… Theo not cure is to get off the internet and ignore anything about Tophia…

  38. dontevenremembermain Share • 2

    Sleep paralysis demon

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  40. Luffyi3mine Share • 1

    Wait what did she do ?

    1. TheMostEvilResident Share • 1

      Squid made a video saying she thinks Tophia set up the shooting

  41. [deleted] Share • 1

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  42. Small_Notice_5378 Share • 1

    The exact person I would imagine that wants to actively be involved in the tophia lore.

  43. faith_15 Share • 1

    She made 3 videos on separate comments of mine 🤣

  44. Time_Ask9540 Share • 1

    Just went on her page and she’s 32 ? 🫠 I thought she was just a old looking 24 year old that loved drama lol

  45. True_Activity_7645 Share • 1

    Wait what happened 😭

  46. hydra333 Share • 1

    Her lips are so dry and cracked

  47. NumerousWeekend552 Share • 1

    Ngl her face looks like a good use for meme material.

  48. Comfortable_Mix_3847 Share • 1

    Her voice gets on my last nerve!!!

  49. Split-Lucky Share • 1

    Something must be in that Albuquerque water

  50. Idatemyhand Share • 1

    11/17/24?

  51. Many_Study_9513 Share • 1

    OH BROTHER

  52. Sven268 Share • -8

    Kinda feel bad for how downhill she went. Hope things get better at least, since she has a chance to do it.

    1. MimiMarzz Share • 11

      She did it to herself honestly *shrugs*