What I think will happen with the money: a very long but accurate theory.

r/tophiachutiktok • by unbeatablenuts •

They’re (and by that I mean Tophia who will loudly talk over her mom and make the final decision for her) gonna use as little money as possible to cremate him. No funeral in a church, no real service and no headstone. Tophia will do this as cheaply as possible to pocket everything else and they’ll stay homeless cause Tophia will blow it all and withhold it from her mom. Marie will rack up a huge hopsital bill and when Tophia eventually starts going live again she’ll guilt people about her moms hospital bill and how they’re in debt now and remind us that her mom was in the hospital cause we wouldn’t give her money for a home as if her mothers health wasn’t shit to begin with. She’ll tell us how cheap her brothers service was cause they didn’t have much money cause we didn’t help, she may even accuse his friends of not giving her that GFM money or keeping some solely cause they won’t want to come online and defend themselves. She’ll say they’re still homeless and that it’s our fault for not giving her more money and that her brothers death wasn’t enough of a loss for us to want to help her. She’ll dodge any questions about the multiple GFMs. People will know how much was donated so they’ll know how much she probably pocketed and question where that went and she’ll say it’s not our business or accuse his friends of not giving her any of that money. With her bother being gone she won’t care to lie about those guys cause she no longer needs anything from them once they give her that GFM money so if she lies on them, who cares? They were her brothers friends not hers and he’s gone so let’s burn another bridge. Or she’ll try and lie and say she spent all of it on her brothers funeral to explain why she’s broke again. She will also mention that her mom was offered a nursing home room but “she said no” cause Tophia would be on her own. She’ll also mention a shelter but then say “they” said no cause they don’t want to live in a homeless shelter, as if anyone does, and they’re gonna get a place soon so back on the street dry begging they go. She’ll accuse the internet of being cruel for telling her how selfish that is to deny her mom a safe place to go where she’ll be taken care of. She’ll also mention how bad her mom’s wound was and how much effort it takes to keep it clean and silently pat herself on the back cause she’s the one having to do it now that they’re homeless again which will only worry the internet who was already worried Marie would freeze to death in the car, now she’s at risk of an infection cause Tophia doesn’t wash her hands! She’ll constantly bring up her mom’s wound like it’s her wound to talk about. And she’ll continue to push the narrative to at had WE given her enough money for a home along time ago her family could’ve never been a victim of being in the wrong place wrong time. She’ll bring up her brothers death in every live stream cause she’s hoping kind people will feel bad and send her money before looking into who they’re sending money too. She’ll also bring up her severely ill father who she’ll claims to love but at no point has she tried to find him or help him. She had no problem using his checks for bills and makeup kits while he was in jail but now that he’s out and could use his family around him he’s just someone she mentions in passing but has no interest in caring for. Saved you from an hour and a half rant from Tophia hiding behind a gingerbread man filter!

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  1. Independent-Bat9545 Share • 70

    Yall have GOT to start breaking down these paragraphs

    1. killuaww Share • 31

      I’ve noticed how common this has become 😭 I tried to read but it’s so damn hard when it’s just a long ass essay with no paragraphs lol. Someone give us the sparknotes pls ❤️

      1. unbeatablenuts Share • 10

        I HAD paragraphs before it got posted. Hopefully I fixed it.

    2. Grand-Decision6449 Share • 6

      This is a treat compared to THOSE people who write long posts without commas or breaks…

    3. unbeatablenuts Share • 6

      I actually had spaces but I’m typing on a phone and once it posted the spaces were gone. I HAD paragraphs!

      1. Independent-Bat9545 Share • 3

        lol you have to double space!! it’s stupid idk why it does that but when you wanna break them apart double space and it should work

  2. Acceptable-Hat9396 Share • 26
  3. garytheresabomb Share • 20

    This is all based around the assumption Marie who's been pretty clearly unwell physically with her regular coughing fits is going to pull through after a hospital stay. I'm not saying she's going to die but Im not going to hold my breath about her final prognosis.

    1. babyhibiscus2 Share • 13

      I wonder if her coughing is going to cause her wound a lot of distress. I’m concerned about the hospital releasing her and her living in a car with that wound with her daughter that couldn’t even get her clean pampers.

      1. Disastrous-Coat3397 Share • 11

        I truly hope the hospital steps in.
        Marie needs medical attention and therapy.

        Tophia would just take her back to a car or hotel room and let her sit there

      2. Still_Mission_1918 Share • 5

        Well, Tophia did message someone saying she was not shot in the head/neck area so that it might be ok

  4. lgoeteial Share • 20

    TLDR: She’s going to go back to her usual habits of begging and blaming everyone for their misfortunes while pocketing the multiple GFM’s and/or possibly trying to rip off her brother’s friends. While she continues to do little to nothing to care for Marie’s well being.

    Hope that helps

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    1. Various-Entry3305 Share • 3

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      Bless you

  5. Seeka00 Share • 15

    Donald wouldn’t want them to make a fuss, he wanted them to be happy, she will spin everything and deflect. Nothing is ever her fault, she’s never lying even when caught telling multiple versions of the same story (Hershey being one example). The mildest of criticism and she’ll crash out.

    Also, this is your girl Aunt Karen. God that made me so mad

    1. Small_Notice_5378 Share • 13

      Donald would want tophia to buy large amounts of DoorDash and splurge on comicon convention visits (according to tophia herself of course)

      1. Still_Mission_1918 Share • 1

        Tophia: "How did I get dd to a car?"
        Tophia: on live, definitely got dd to the car (SUV)

  6. Avery-619 Share • 13

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  7. smittymoose Share • 7

    I knew it was going to come down to this. The first post I heard about her GFM her voice changed immediately when she started talking about her cash app and where donations should go. She sounded happy. I really hope she does the right thing, but I know deep down she won’t.

  8. Still_Mission_1918 Share • 1

    Did I not say this in a post just a little shorter because she's already starting to use poor Marie and her loss of children to garner sympathy for money

  9. Natural-Seaweed-5070 Share • 1

    Dead SISTER?

  10. Lurkonomics Share • 1

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