Who I would cast in a Slydell Family Biopic

r/tophiachutiktok • by FewAmbassador7826 • Jun 9, 2024 5:03 pm

Tophia - Mariah Carey
According to Mamachu, Tophia looks a lot like Mariah Carey. Mariah would just have to gain a MASSIVE amount of weight to play this role

Brotherchu - Justice Smith
He would have to abandon all oral hygiene to play this role

Papachu - Denzel Washington
Why not give the best Slydell family member the best actor🤷

Hershey - That one chihuahua from Beverly Hills Chihuahua

I left Mamachu vacant cuz idk anybody who resembles her. Can yall give suggestions?

Archived Comments

MRielero • Jun 9, 2024 6:26 pm Share • 69

Danny Devito def could play mamachu
1. Curious_Dog7725 • Jun 9, 2024 6:30 pm Share • 9
  
  lmaooooo!
0Abaltz • Jun 9, 2024 5:21 pm Share • 44

the rock troll from frozen as marie.
flyingburritosisters • Jun 9, 2024 5:15 pm Share • 20

I in no way mean this as an insult towards her because I think she is so beautiful, but I think Selenis Levya would be the logical sexy movie version of Mamachu.
1. cinnamongir1s • Jun 9, 2024 5:19 pm Share • 15
  
  pls tell me you mean you think selenis is beautiful and not mamachu😔
  1. flyingburritosisters • Jun 9, 2024 7:36 pm Share • 2
    
    Yes I meant Selenis 😭😭
2. No-Macaroon-756 • Jun 9, 2024 8:51 pm Share • 3
  
  Marie is white 😭😭 Selenis isn’t a white woman
ihate8 • Jun 9, 2024 6:00 pm Share • 20

denzel washington as papachu is killing me 😭😭
Holtiehyde • Jun 9, 2024 5:30 pm Share • 17

Nooo Mariah 😭
MRielero • Jun 9, 2024 5:56 pm Share • 16

I think America Georgina Ferrera could play tophia if she put on a bunch of weight
1. No-Macaroon-756 • Jun 9, 2024 8:51 pm Share • 2
  
  Ugly Betty type beat
Catzinboxess • Jun 9, 2024 6:00 pm Share • 9

kathy bates for Marie, she plays psychopaths pretty well (see Misery) but the makeup department has a lot of work to do.
SpaceClod • Jun 9, 2024 11:52 pm Share • 7

justice smith as brotherchu is the bravest statement you couldve ever made and i am ashamed to say i never had the balls to admit such meditations outloud
1. FewAmbassador7826 • Jun 10, 2024 10:30 am Share • 2
  
  Why is it a bad casting?😂
  1. SpaceClod • Jun 11, 2024 2:28 am Share • 1
    
    no not bad at all. just absolutely terrifyingly accurate to what i had been trying to describe to my sister the other day. i got told i was insane for saying he looked like a mix of justice smith with benny blanco....,, felt so vindicated seeing this post LOL
FewAmbassador7826 • Jun 9, 2024 6:28 pm Share • 6

I was thinking Hurley from Lost can play Tophia
MRielero • Jun 9, 2024 6:44 pm Share • 6

Marc Anthony for bro chu if they can make him look younger
holymolytrolly • Jun 10, 2024 10:29 am Share • 3

Hear me out, Jlo as Tophia. They act similar.
Istantxt • Jun 22, 2024 2:20 am Share • 1

Justice smith is too handsome for this😓😓😓 he deserves better than brotherchu but lowk I do see the vision😭😭