Archived Comments

1. PipedInFromIthaca • Sep 28, 2025 4:31 pm Share • 130

   collapse

   I have to just hold still and hope her vision is solely based on movement.

   1. Blacksage666 • Sep 28, 2025 6:01 pm Share • 32

      THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS

   2. DavidRyanDailey • Sep 28, 2025 6:57 pm Share • 15

      This is why you travel with a can of bear mace in that region.

   3. upstylo • Sep 29, 2025 7:02 am Share • 3

      

2. GapGlum4444 • Sep 28, 2025 4:29 pm Share • 59

   Idk but her hair is so matted it's pissing me off

3. Adept-Result9526 • Sep 28, 2025 5:01 pm Share • 37

   Angel shot. Immediately. I’m gay and asian I can’t take chances. Luckily I’m in my twenties though, so maybe she would lose interest quickly.

4. Defiant-Art • Sep 28, 2025 4:28 pm Share • 31

   collapse

   Never noticed but what do her bracelets say?

   1. c0qlover • Sep 28, 2025 4:29 pm Share • 31

      Homeless ogre

   2. GapGlum4444 • Sep 28, 2025 4:30 pm Share • 24

      collapse

      Hunter Hayes, a country music singer

      1. Throvvavvy1117 • Sep 28, 2025 6:18 pm Share • 23

         collapse

         It’s been months that shit probably stinks by now

         1. Select_Medium5147 • Sep 28, 2025 7:22 pm Share • 10

            I wish every day that the stupid bracelet will snap off her ham wrist

         2. DavidRyanDailey • Sep 28, 2025 6:58 pm Share • 6

            The lettering probably melted off or is covered in mold

      2. NoRecommendation9159 • Sep 28, 2025 6:06 pm Share • 6

         whole time i thought it was the anime hunter x hunter omg ….

5. MoniqueMojo • Sep 28, 2025 4:36 pm Share • 29

   

6. Visual-Usual8564 • Sep 28, 2025 4:34 pm Share • 28

   Do shots until I die

7. RegretOwn6478 • Sep 28, 2025 4:35 pm Share • 27

   collapse

   talk to the security guy and tell him i'm being harassed

   1. jess-here • Sep 28, 2025 5:37 pm Share • 1

      Ordering an angel shot so quick

8. ReasonableExcuse4578 • Sep 28, 2025 5:04 pm Share • 20

   Tell her that I think I know it from somewhere

   
9. biohazard_girl1 • Sep 28, 2025 4:53 pm Share • 17

   Spray her with roach spray

10. CleanProfessional678 • Sep 28, 2025 4:57 pm Share • 16

    Scream, “Is that Jung Kook?” and run. 

11. MordecaiTheByzantine • Sep 28, 2025 5:16 pm Share • 10

    Think the roach infestation must be really bad if they have come out while the lights are still on.

12. anonymousx97 • Sep 28, 2025 6:48 pm Share • 9

    collapse

    I’d rather be single and lonely the rest of my life than ever look in tophia’s direction. She physically disgusts me out and she’s one of the ugliest individuals I’ve laid eyes on.

    1. JollyApplication6627 • Sep 28, 2025 8:38 pm Share • 6

       collapse

       You must’ve never seen cyraxx

       1. anonymousx97 • Sep 28, 2025 8:51 pm Share • 4

          I didn’t think my comment through 😔 yeah raxx definitely is… a vile looking thing

13. __Medusa__ • Sep 28, 2025 4:51 pm Share • 7

    Ask her about the GFM and other questions lol

14. Funny_Blacksmith_587 • Sep 28, 2025 5:00 pm Share • 7

    

15. LadyMayhem02 • Sep 28, 2025 6:31 pm Share • 6

    summon Lucifer and see how hard he jumps when he sees her

16. PomegranatesForever9 • Sep 28, 2025 4:34 pm Share • 5

    The comments go so fast

17. Character-Lychee-384 • Sep 28, 2025 5:13 pm Share • 5
    
18. TheCasualLarsonian • Sep 28, 2025 5:18 pm Share • 5

    Leave the bar

19. AshTheArtist • Sep 28, 2025 5:29 pm Share • 5

    Run

20. darthbenis • Sep 28, 2025 6:56 pm Share • 5

    go up to her and say “my friend, you gotta go” and watch her waddle out in embarrassment

21. LeSoothsayer • Sep 28, 2025 6:34 pm Share • 4

    I don’t need eyes anymore

22. Far_Fish8306 • Sep 28, 2025 7:42 pm Share • 4

    Say things to get her live banned

23. HoundsBetrayal • Sep 28, 2025 7:57 pm Share • 4

    Ignore her and sip my drink because i do not wanna have her get up and i smell dead sea equivalent of Nasty BO and piss stains

24. SillyGummiWorms_420 • Sep 28, 2025 8:05 pm Share • 4

    I popped into that live for one second and she was talking about how it’s $10 to get into the club, and that it’s $10 to get into the LIBRARY????!

25. Jellybeanzdream • Sep 28, 2025 6:17 pm Share • 3

    Ask her when she’s going to treat that head lice

26. Select_Medium5147 • Sep 28, 2025 7:24 pm Share • 3

    Find the most wasted person at the bar and tell them toph was talking shit about them 😂

27. Nadia_LaMariposa • Sep 28, 2025 8:03 pm Share • 3

    

28. j-e-l-l-y-f-i-s-h • Sep 28, 2025 9:17 pm Share • 3

    collapse

    she keeps scratching her head and i can’t stop thinking about the people who mentioned she has lice 🫢

    1. Rinmine014 • Sep 29, 2025 11:24 am Share • 2

       Bedbug Head?

       
29. Rinmine014 • Sep 29, 2025 11:22 am Share • 3

    Call the local mental hospital and inquire about a missing patient.

30. lindseysprings • Sep 28, 2025 7:00 pm Share • 2

    Run

31. Opera-Ghost-94 • Sep 29, 2025 3:01 pm Share • 1

    Pay for my drink and leave! ASAP!

32. s-aintt • Sep 29, 2025 3:57 pm Share • 1