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1. CommunicationNeat434 • Jun 22, 2024 5:29 pm Share • 52

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   The gun would go off

   1. RequirementAwkward44 • Jun 22, 2024 10:32 pm Share • 5

      r/BeatMeToIt

2. Nadia_LaMariposa • Jun 22, 2024 5:04 pm Share • 48

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   1. Take a shower.

   2. Find the cleanest clothes I can wear.

   3. Beg for money on social media. Once I reach a certain amount of needed money, immediately delete all social media accounts.

   4. Use that money at a laundromat, buy a little professional clothes from goodwill, and use the rest for a bus pass.

   5. Visit as many temp agencies as possible so that I can get help with finding a job.

   6. Take mamachu to a hospital and see about getting assistance with putting her in assisted living.

   7. Try to save up as much money as possible to change my entire identity (including plastic surgery to change my face completely)so that I would never be found again.

   8. Keep living life completely off of (or at least completely anonymous) social media forever.

   Bonus: I'd get much needed therapy.

   1. NumerousTangelo4624 • Jun 22, 2024 10:04 pm Share • 5

      This is what tophia should do

3. neko_time • Jun 22, 2024 5:23 pm Share • 33
   
4. WhoCaresShutUp9 • Jun 22, 2024 6:27 pm Share • 22

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   gun in the mouth gone forever bye bye

   1. tophiachutiktok-ModTeam • Jun 23, 2024 4:02 am Share • 1

      Your post or comment was removed for threats of violence or self harm towards Tophia, other members of the Slydell family, or another user. Repeat offenders will be banned from this sub.

5. lovemyfatdogsomuch • Jun 22, 2024 7:19 pm Share • 21

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   In all seriousness. I would actually commit die. No joke

   1. anonysmoker • Jun 22, 2024 7:50 pm Share • 5

      No lie

6. TEXlS • Jun 22, 2024 10:07 pm Share • 13

   1. Take a shower

   2. Delete all of my social media

   3. Apply for every job that’s hiring within a 15 mile radius

   4. Go to the doctor and beg for ozempic

   5. Buy a gym membership

   6. Tell Mamachu I’m sorry for ruining her life in her old ass age

   7. Call all of the places I applied at to follow-up

   8. Admit to the bad things I’ve done and make a genuine apology w/o the expectation of forgiveness

   9. Throw my rose toy away as a final goodbye to my former life

7. tetsuothestoryteller • Jun 22, 2024 6:48 pm Share • 12

   Shower. Get cleaned up. Delete all my social media accounts or at least do a goodbye video to get money. Go to a hiring agency and look for a job, maybe a third shift or warehouse of some sort so I can lose weight lifting stuff + diet plan. Apply for food stamps and Medicare. Take my mother to the doctor, I wouldn't care being seen out in public (pay no mind). Tell my brother to stop associating with Angie. Go to work, get paid and save for an apartment. Once I have an apartment, I'd apply for community college or something like University of the People. Rinse repeat for a good 4 years, I'd be 34. Not too shabby.

   TOPHIA - I hope you see this and take this advice.

8. catshavestars • Jun 22, 2024 10:27 pm Share • 8

   go on her tiktok and start trolling

9. KittyGoneMad • Jun 22, 2024 10:47 pm Share • 5

   I would probably kill myself

10. Additional_Goal6361 • Jun 22, 2024 9:08 pm Share • 4

    Shower (exfoliate and shave), laundry, breakfast, Sell my followers, apply to starbucks, pick up the bible

11. re_min_a • Jun 22, 2024 11:40 pm Share • 4

    Killing myself straight up. I’d rather die than be Tophia. I know that’s horrible to say, but it’s true.

12. Huge_Assumption_5952 • Jun 23, 2024 1:11 am Share • 3

    Shower, wash clothes. Throw away the red wig and bandanas and busted crocs. Delete all social media. Buy staple pieces like a pair of slacks, a nice neutral blouse. Go to job interviews. Get a warehouse job(benefits, they usually pay OK, not seen by public). Once benefits kick in, visit the dentist and doctor. Save money, put Marie in a nursing home since she is demented, has probable COPD, and elderly. Cut ties completely with brotherchu as he is just unstable. And start therapy for her narcissistic personality disorder.

13. Limp-Yogurtcloset-68 • Jun 22, 2024 6:36 pm Share • 1

    Get a rope and find a tree