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Tophia if your reading through the reddit and see this, you will look like hot sun-baked boochi pork in that dress you are not that girl, you are not a korean foreign exchange student girl in NYC. Where are you going wearing something like that anyway? You just got to finally see your mom again let alone get your life together. No no no, I refuse to believe that you are sooo mentally disabled and delayed that you cannot see how ugly and putrid you are to this world. Your gonna spend money you dont have to stunt in some dress some 40 year old uncles are gonna hollar at you for not any teen korean boys. You wont get the validation you want tofu...

Comments (13)

u/fantomefille • 1 month ago • score 29

u/fantomefille • 1 month ago • score 61

“They’re using plus sized girls to promote these” - tophia

u/SupaSonicWhisper • 1 month ago • score 23

I’m starting to believe Tophia thinks if she wears this dress, she’ll have this body. 😂 That’s the only logical reason why she’s weirdly obsessed with outfits like this.

u/Still_Mission_1918 • 1 month ago • score 2

That dress is a half-backless dress

u/aphb16 • 1 month ago • score 35

This! She wants to be hot more than she wants a roof over her head or have a normal life.

u/NarcHater255 • 1 month ago • score 19

And she'll never be hot, so she should strive to have a normal life and an apartment

u/aphb16 • 1 month ago • score 7

She’s not willing to work for anything she wants - stable housing, a life without constant struggle, or the body composition she desires.

u/HPMJ2014 • 1 month ago • score 26

I worry about someone wearing a dress that doesn’t wipe…..

u/Oireex • 1 month ago • score 11

40 is too close in age for her liking

u/NarcHater255 • 1 month ago • score 24

Hot Albuquerque sun baked boochi pork 🤣🤣💀

u/NervousStock2241 • 1 month ago • score 7

New flair?? Lol

u/pencerisms • 1 month ago • score 10

the dress is cute but with her fugly ass wearing it? no thanks

u/Significant_Meat_421 • 1 month ago • score 5

I, personally, would love to see her in it!