she’s so physically repulsive she thinks a perfume will help attract men towards her 😭
u/Stunning-Wing-3623 • 1 month ago • score 42
u/Dollleyedgirl • 1 month ago • score 192
a PHEROMONE PERFUME?!?! its only going to enhance her fishy ass, mothball scented B.O. 😭😭
u/INeedAMedKit • 1 month ago • score 9
Moth ball smellin ah 😭
u/shon_the_cat • 1 month ago • score 116
She’s such a sex pest i s2g
u/Defiant-Art • 1 month ago • score 18
🤣🤣🤣 I cant with tofupa
u/practicejuche • 1 month ago • score 19
there is no way 😭
u/Sammy_Saw_Shank • 1 month ago • score 52
Honestly, I’m surprised she wasn’t already trying to do the “masking with perfume” method. I mean, it never works and its never a proper substitute for a shower, but considering she tries to mask her greasy unwashed face with make up? I’m surprised she hasn’t amassed and ALR style array of body sprays
u/Equivalent_Shame_511 • 1 month ago • score 18
stopp this is exactly what came to mind when i saw this, the krystle era was insane when she has over 400 perfumes taking up a whole top+bottom of a desk
u/Juicyy56 • 1 month ago • score 35
Maybe try showering and washing your hair first. She must smell like shit.
u/greywalts • 1 month ago • score 28
does she think the man is included?
u/Stunning-Wing-3623 • 1 month ago • score 9
🤣🤏🏽
u/Stunning-Wing-3623 • 1 month ago • score 3
u/Jellybeanzdream • 1 month ago • score 29
Does she not realize that your body has to be clean in order for that to work? 🤭
u/istamrahere • 1 month ago • score 2
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
u/im_just_blech • 1 month ago • score 47
PHERMONES????????
u/lunar_slytherin • 1 month ago • score 25
ugh she’s such a gooner 😭😭😭
u/ketchupROCKS • 1 month ago • score 10
Ok goonchu
u/calliecupcake • 1 month ago • score 21
I use this because it smells sweet and fruity on me so on HER it would make her piss stench WORSE and she would smell like WET ROTTED BEEF 😭
u/Delicious-Exercise51 • 1 month ago • score 1
rotted beef 🤣🤣
u/Much-Moose9396 • 1 month ago • score 26
"oH mY GAWWWD! YoU gUyS! I JuSt sAvEd iT fOr LaTeR! I dIdNt mEaN tO pUt iT oN My wiShLiSt!
Besides! I'm a s3xu@l being, MYND YOO! So StOp StAlKiNg everything I dOo oN the internet. That's wEiRd! (**likes weird queerbaiting videos, thirst traps, and fetishizing gay people and Asians)
u/Advanced-Hour-108 • 1 month ago • score 7
That sounds like something toya oracle would say
u/Nmixsss • 1 month ago • score 1
IM ACTUALLY HOLLERING AT THIS 😭😭😭😭
u/BigBirdBeyotch • 1 month ago • score 15
Lmao… fake ass pheromones aren’t going to help you find a man. Why don’t you actually stop eating fast food at least twice a day, shower, use skin moisturizer, comb and style your hair, work on a personality other than being the perpetual victim, and dress better than graphic t shirts and ill fitting stretch jeans. Damn, I guess that’s a lot of work for Tophia to put in though… pheromones it is I guess!
u/flowerysloth • 1 month ago • score 16
Oh she's desperate for some dick. She could bathe in a bathtub full of pheromones and it would still not be enough to make any man get attracted to her
u/dragonfruit26282 • 1 month ago • score 4
she could definitely get an old homeless guy but she thinks she deserves an asian minor
u/tetsuothestoryteller • 1 month ago • score 1
Attractionchu
u/Kuuromii- • 1 month ago • score 4
Its called manifesting
u/Funny_Blacksmith_587 • 1 month ago • score 5
😝when she sees the local crack addict looking extra crackY that morning 😍😜.
u/Yuhcrazymotherlode • 1 month ago • score 5
Well good luck charliechu
u/Penelopesrevenge1 • 1 month ago • score 8
Omg pheromones will make her smell like BO on steroids. For the love of the game, pls don’t
u/PanicNo8854 • 1 month ago • score 5
It's like watching a wild animal try and attract a mate. Nothing and I mean nothing is going to help her except a bar of soap and some coochie wipes. After all of that pheromones aren't going to help either.
u/Advanced-Hour-108 • 1 month ago • score 2
What’s pheromones? Sorry I kind of live under a rock
u/INeedAMedKit • 1 month ago • score 6
God I wish LTG would roast her ass like he did boogie and wings.
u/smittymoose • 1 month ago • score 5
You know. There was another yootube celebrity who used pheromone soap. It didn’t work for him either…. He too was also blessed with stunning good looks, even better hygiene and an educated worldly view like our friend Tofupa.