r/tophiachutiktok • 2025-09-24 23:20:36 • score 13 • by NarcHater255
Tophia winning the lottery
I'm curious, what do y'all think would happen if Tophia won the Powerball or Mega millions?Where would she be 5 years after she won?
Comments (22)
u/Jcosei • 4 weeks ago • score 61
She'd finally learn what real taxes are, then crashout bc the government is being "racist" after taking their share 💀
u/NarcHater255 • 4 weeks ago • score 11
Lmao that's definitely a Tophia thing to bite the hand that feeds you
u/Wuvhk • 4 weeks ago • score 4
She would finally get her chance to sue and lose immediately.
u/Opposite_Tailor1747 • 4 weeks ago • score 17
Homeless once again. Would probably spend all of it on lababus or something other stupid crap. She's an idiot. An absolute idiot. I genuinely think lobotomized people have more of their brain. My hatred towards her is indescribable.
u/Select_Medium5147 • 4 weeks ago • score 40
She’d be bed bound in a filthy mansion crawling with roaches
u/NarcHater255 • 4 weeks ago • score 5
I could definitely see this
u/Agile-Mortgage1475 • 4 weeks ago • score 5
Honestly, I think she'd be too lazy to go through the process of buying a house. She'd blow it all on clothes that don't fit her and fast food.
u/MeeMawsBigToe • 4 weeks ago • score 17
She’d blow it in 2 years
u/snshyshy • 4 weeks ago • score 6
she'd sold out all Mickey mouse merch
u/Over-Pattern-2246 • 4 weeks ago • score 4
she would be dead within 5 years she would eat herself to death
u/BigBirdBeyotch • 4 weeks ago • score 1
Damn, that’s dark, but the most likely response I’ve seen!
u/Dollleyedgirl • 4 weeks ago • score 18
she would be right back where she is now in five years lol
u/Dollleyedgirl • 4 weeks ago • score 12
maybe even less than five years, she truly has NO idea how to budget and would probably blow it at the mall in a week
u/CampbellKitty • 4 weeks ago • score 5
How can she afford a ticket?
u/NarcHater255 • 4 weeks ago • score 4
By grifting, like she always does. Saying the money will be for pdfchus burial but spending it all on lotto tickets and patty melts
u/CampbellKitty • 4 weeks ago • score 3
Hahaha you're right there. I think she would kill her self with gluttony. All she knows how to do is stuff her gullet and grift like you said.
u/More_Equal3882 • 4 weeks ago • score 6
Loses it all on "friends", long-lost "relatives", trolls. She will leave this earth as a fucking peasant.
u/Sven268 • 4 weeks ago • score 1
Hopefully get robbed 😩
u/mortuarymaiden • 4 weeks ago • score 7
She’d be too fucking lazy to even go claim the winnings.
u/NarcHater255 • 4 weeks ago • score 1
🤣🤣🤣
u/Agile-Mortgage1475 • 4 weeks ago • score 3
Somehow Brotherchu still won't be buried, and somehow it will still be the Internet's fault.
Also, she'd be broke in less than 2 years. Winning the lottery rarely works out for people as financially illiterate as her.
Also, she'd be broke in less than 2 years. Winning the lottery rarely works out for people as financially illiterate as her.
u/NarcHater255 • 4 weeks ago • score 1
No, she's set with Papachu's investment tips 🤣